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#114: Faerie Ibuprofen

26 thoughts on “#114: Faerie Ibuprofen

  1. If only She was my faerie >.< the things I would ask her to do for me~

    1. Who’s to say she’d do them? Or worse yet, do what you INTEND, and not what could be horribly misconstrued from your requests? 😉 The fey are renowned for their capriciousness…

  2. :O who are the two people having sex? <3 black hair.

    1. Just, y’know, innocent bystanders. 🙂

      –Jaycee

      1. Isn’t innocent a relative term? Haha

  3. That actually explained a few questions I had. Nice.
    And did he strike a victory pose?

    1. Glad it clarified things. And yes, he sure did. 🙂

      –Jaycee

  4. I get it. Those two people are just some husband and wife. The wife say no sex. The fairy fixes that with a little bit of magic. Instant sex.

  5. Exposition Fairies! 😀

    1. Exposition Faeries who read this forum. Or it’s a heck of a coincidence that they’re referring to certain humans by the same terms (“Sexy Maid Marie”, “the Lurker”) that we do here.

      1. That’s silly. Faeries are nature creatures. They have no interest in technology.

        –Jaycee

  6. That was probably the “nicest” use of her powers yet.

    1. Not to the woman, it wasn’t. 🙂

      –Jaycee

      1. Least harmful in her case.

        1. unless she craves putting cock in her mouth now 😛

        2. Still less harmful than what the princess has endured when they managed to get that fairy’s attention.

  7. Do the faeries ever get horny themselves? I mean they are surrounded by sex all the them, how do they not want some for themselves? My guess is that they get a release when they cast their magic but that seems like a vicious cycle.

    If I meet a faerie I think I’d ask if she would grow to my size so I could make love to her.

    1. More likely to reduce you to her size for your impudence. Then yes, probably a few rolls in the hay.

      And I’m pretty sure they do get horny, but it has yet to be addressed if there are male fairies. At least not in what I’ve read or seen. Using their magic might be just like sex to them.

      1. I happen to like the way it was done in Corruption of Champions. While they can be irritating and even quite problematic, they become easily addicted to cum, it makes them high and/or drunk. Thus, faeries prefer to make bigger folk take out their *ahem* impulses on other big folk and not on them.

      2. TheWhiteWolf> If I meet a faerie I think I’d ask if she would grow to my size so I could make love to her.

        tirusr> More likely to reduce you to her size for your impudence. Then yes, probably a few rolls in the hay.

        Depends on the fairy. A meaner one would probably just alter your genitals to fit hers, leaving the rest of your body normal.

        1. I would also be open to shrinking down to her size but I would worry about her making me bigger afterwards. I’d be trying to seduce her not straight asking for sex. It would be one of those tricky situations where wording it is everything.

    2. The closest I have seen in the comics in relation to sexual organs of the faeries is when the larger chested of those two faeries was complaining about her chest from either the lack of use of magic or the lack of pranking. I would assume they could just “create” other faeries without the need of a male.

  8. I wish I had a fairy like her. The fun I’d have 🙂

  9. While meeting and woo-ing the resident fairy (chestnut hair) would be interesting; I seem to keep meeting and losing the blonde fairy types. I need some better potions. :p

  10. but I thought the potion was just gender transmogrification. Why would it turn the lurker into the Prince’s maid Marie?

    1. It turned the lurker into Prince Albert’s ideal version of a woman. And since that’s Maid Marie, that’s what our friendly lurker has become…

      –Jaycee

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