Sir Thane’s ‘gifts’ to women seem to be permanent, unlike the Mirror’s short-lived wish-granting. But that doesn’t mean beauty gained from Sir Thane would be the same as her previous look. The Mirror made her ‘hot’ by request, but Thane’s curse could lead to a somewhat different result – beautiful, yes, but not necessarily identical.
Oh, come on. He just turned an ORC into a bloody hottie worthy of a staple through her navel!
A human woman whose only real problem is that she’s a touch overweight and a few years on? She’ll be a supermodel faster than you can say “fellatio!”
And hopefully, it’ll stick.
Hell, here in the real world, we have women in their 60’s who are hotties – granted, folks like Cher and Tina Turn-On… err… Tina Turner, that is … spend more money than the Gross National Product of several small Central American nations to get and stay that way, but it’s possible.
In a world where magic is possible? Watch the ladies line up.
(Does that make me a sexist pig for believing all women should be eye-candy if they’re given the opportunity? Perhaps. But whether they want to be or not, they should at least have the choice…)
“Does that make me a sexist pig for believing all women should be eye-candy if they’re given the opportunity?” Think that “should”, should be replaced with “would”. Cause as we all know if given the choice everyone wants to look good no matter what problems it creates.
Nightshadow
““Does that make me a sexist pig for believing all women should be eye-candy if they’re given the opportunity?” Think that “should”, should be replaced with “would”. Cause as we all know if given the choice everyone wants to look good no matter what problems it creates.”
Actually, I’m a woman (almost 40) and while I want to look good I don’t want to be eye-candy. At my time of life if I didn’t have my hubby I would be wanting a guy who would talk to me and not just want sex. Leave that “should” alone. If you’re not a lady then you can’t speak for us.
Or shall I say that all men want buff, chippendale dancer bodies? Where we don’t care about you, just the sex. Sure we may want to screw the nice looking guys, but I don’t want him in my house, messing it up.
Gotta tell you, I don’t think the maid would need all that much modification to be beautiful. I remember the close-up having complexion problems, but other than that she stands out as a voluptuary.
I’m hoping this is going to be resolved in the next few days (according to Paypal). This has been going on for almost 3 weeks, now, and you can imagine it’s driving me crazy. 🙁
thanks for the reply Jaycee =) an awesome comic you have here, I’m looking forward to becoming a member! Dying with curiosity to check out all the member-only strips! =D
Can’t wait to give you access, too! I’m really bummed out at the whole thing because memberships are getting cancelled automatically by the membership software since Paypal isn’t taking any of the payments. It’s an odd thing… Anyway, I’m hoping it’s going to be resolved in a few days, or I’ll have to look at some seriously expensive alternatives. 🙁
I hope it doesn’t come to that =( good luck and may that be solved with haste! can’t wait to be able to say “shut up and take my money” around here lol
I’m surprised no one commented on his… *ahem* “alternative methods” of holding up his gear in panel 3. O.o that’s some impressive strength to be holding full plate armor. Lol
32 thoughts on “#94: Baby, We Were Born to Run”
Choppy
I can only wait and see how this goes ^w^
da Doctah
In this kingdom, the words “I should be safe now” have to qualify as the very height of hubris.
Gallstone
It’s like saying ‘Well, this can’t possibly get any worse’, isn’t it?
The Doctor
Or “This’ll be the best Christmas Walford has ever had”
Jaded Empath
…”I think that’s the last of them.”
Ed Becerra
Well, looks like the maid is going to get her beauty back, at least for a while.
Or does Mister “I been cursed by the Fae” have a long term effect on the ladies?
Pr0n4Mrs
I feel for Marie and am glad to see her ‘wish’ will be coming true again, at least temporarily.
Futabakun
Sir Thane’s ‘gifts’ to women seem to be permanent, unlike the Mirror’s short-lived wish-granting. But that doesn’t mean beauty gained from Sir Thane would be the same as her previous look. The Mirror made her ‘hot’ by request, but Thane’s curse could lead to a somewhat different result – beautiful, yes, but not necessarily identical.
Edward Becerra
Oh, come on. He just turned an ORC into a bloody hottie worthy of a staple through her navel!
A human woman whose only real problem is that she’s a touch overweight and a few years on? She’ll be a supermodel faster than you can say “fellatio!”
And hopefully, it’ll stick.
Hell, here in the real world, we have women in their 60’s who are hotties – granted, folks like Cher and Tina Turn-On… err… Tina Turner, that is … spend more money than the Gross National Product of several small Central American nations to get and stay that way, but it’s possible.
In a world where magic is possible? Watch the ladies line up.
(Does that make me a sexist pig for believing all women should be eye-candy if they’re given the opportunity? Perhaps. But whether they want to be or not, they should at least have the choice…)
Ed.
Hornet
“Does that make me a sexist pig for believing all women should be eye-candy if they’re given the opportunity?” Think that “should”, should be replaced with “would”. Cause as we all know if given the choice everyone wants to look good no matter what problems it creates.
Nightshadow
““Does that make me a sexist pig for believing all women should be eye-candy if they’re given the opportunity?” Think that “should”, should be replaced with “would”. Cause as we all know if given the choice everyone wants to look good no matter what problems it creates.”
Actually, I’m a woman (almost 40) and while I want to look good I don’t want to be eye-candy. At my time of life if I didn’t have my hubby I would be wanting a guy who would talk to me and not just want sex. Leave that “should” alone. If you’re not a lady then you can’t speak for us.
Or shall I say that all men want buff, chippendale dancer bodies? Where we don’t care about you, just the sex. Sure we may want to screw the nice looking guys, but I don’t want him in my house, messing it up.
Domoviye
Hurray, the maid will get at least some of her looks back. She deserves a happy ending.
JSmith
I remember someone calling this, who called it last?
Khalagata
Don’t know if I’m the one you remember or not but I did call this, quite some time ago now.
Gallstone
I’m not sure this is a good thing. I’m not sure about that at all. 🙁
Deel
Gotta tell you, I don’t think the maid would need all that much modification to be beautiful. I remember the close-up having complexion problems, but other than that she stands out as a voluptuary.
Johnny C
whenever I try to sign up, paypal says “This recipient is currently unable to receive money.” =(
Jaycee
Yeah… I’ve talked a little about this here: https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/?p=3255.
I’m hoping this is going to be resolved in the next few days (according to Paypal). This has been going on for almost 3 weeks, now, and you can imagine it’s driving me crazy. 🙁
–Jaycee
Johnny C
thanks for the reply Jaycee =) an awesome comic you have here, I’m looking forward to becoming a member! Dying with curiosity to check out all the member-only strips! =D
Jaycee
Can’t wait to give you access, too! I’m really bummed out at the whole thing because memberships are getting cancelled automatically by the membership software since Paypal isn’t taking any of the payments. It’s an odd thing… Anyway, I’m hoping it’s going to be resolved in a few days, or I’ll have to look at some seriously expensive alternatives. 🙁
–Jaycee
Johnny C
I hope it doesn’t come to that =( good luck and may that be solved with haste! can’t wait to be able to say “shut up and take my money” around here lol
Rodrigo
I hate it too when hot sexy women chase me down hallways demanding hot, steamy sex.
Oh wait, I don’t. It doesn’t happen.
Ooh, can’t wait to see what’ll happen.
Lurker
Is it just my perception or is Marie looking younger in the last panel than in the previous episodes?
big0bear
Hey this may fix that poor maid’s problem
Darnel
Holy Spit.
FaerieFan
Okay, I got the pun in the title this time. O__o
Bruce Springsteen fan, eh?
Jaycee
The Boss rules!
–Jaycee
Grulk
I’m growing fond of Baby.
Draegonore
I’m surprised no one commented on his… *ahem* “alternative methods” of holding up his gear in panel 3. O.o that’s some impressive strength to be holding full plate armor. Lol
Jaycee
FINALLY! 2+ YEARS before someone noticed!!! (That’s a LONG time to be holding a plate armor this way! Thane must be relieved.)
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Syn
I come down to the comments to say I just noticed how he’s holding his armor up and someone beat me to it by a year. Super slow.
Jaycee
LOL. You’re forgiven, it wasn’t drawn to be overly obvious. But yeah, someone else caught it. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
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