Showing Up Unannounced

I said I was going to do it, and I did. I went to Lana’s work place at lunch. It didn’t go well, for reasons that will soon become apparent.

I went there on my lunch time. When I was in sight of the cafe, I spotted Lana’s friend, Cathy. She spotted me too and immediately ran inside. Since the two are good friends, I took this as a good sign and a bad sign. Good because if Cathy had run inside, it meant that Lana was there. Bad because if Cathy FELT she had to run inside, that was because my presence there was not a good thing. (And sure, considering what happened before, I can’t blame anyone for thinking that.) Continue reading “Showing Up Unannounced”

Admission of Guilt

The last few days, I’ve been doing some detective work. Namely, I’ve asked Attitude to confess to her crimes against Lana. So now I know what she’s done, and it’s pretty devious. Like always. Fortunately, thanks to Mandy’s help, we were able to get the truth out. It went something like this:

Me: Mandy, I don’t understand what’s up with Lana. She’s got these crazy nipple pains several times a day, then she gets these intense feelings of nipple arousal every other day or so. Do you have ANY idea what it could be? Continue reading “Admission of Guilt”

A Tales of Two Nipples (or Four?)

Yesterday, I went to my favorite little cafe for lunch. The one where Lana works — that’s my favorite waitress, if you remember. She’s the one who had a wardrobe malfunction induced by Meghan’s Funcam. I hadn’t been there in a while and it was nice to chat her up again. She’s such a straightforward, normal, grounded girl! It’s nice to talk to someone real, sometimes… Continue reading “A Tales of Two Nipples (or Four?)”

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