Just saw a thread of comments that dove pretty deep into Pathfinder and d20 stuff. Any players out there have some dirty/naughty/sexy spells they know of and would like to share the stats with the rest of us? I thought it’d be kinda fun to have a semi-official Bloomin’ Faeries! Spellbook.
Feel free to create some new ones too, if you want.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
9 thoughts on “Dirty Lil’ Spells”
Jeffrey Gates
You’ve read the Book of Erotic Fantasy for D&D right?
Jaycee
Kinda. It rings a bell, but if I recall, it was fairly dry and mechanical, and not all that sexy or entertaining to read. I’m looking for something livelier and more mischievous.
–Jaycee
drew schneider
Bigbys vibrating/molesting hand.
Jaycee
Stats + funny description would be fun. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Xgya
I remember some simple uses for very common spells.
While Mage Hand can’t be used to do fine manipulation, a hand-sized 5-pound of repetitive force can be quite helpful as far as magically enticing someone.
Of course, there’s the Unseen Servant’s dirtier cousin, Unseen Lover. And their imaginary-yet-oh-so-sublime Phantasmal Lover.
Share Sensation is often used both as a sex aid (“THIS is how it feels”) and for voyeuristic purposes. (“I wish I was there”)
Animate Image is great for all those old porn mags that were laying around.
Jaycee
Those are really cool, thanks!
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
drew schneider
oh shit i know one but im going to have a link to it… one moment. if you ever heard of dnd you should know about he deck of many things. a while back there was an alternate version called the deck of many flings. how it works is you draw from the deck a number of cards then it disappears. whatever cards come up have their effect happen immediately. here is what happens with each card.
Deck of Many Flings
Balance – Changes the character’s sexual habits (the chaste become promiscuous, vice versa)
Comet – If the character’s next orgasm occurs during a meteor shower, gain a level.
Donjon – Don Johnson appears. Let fate take it’s course.
Euryale – Causes a permanent penalty on all saving throws vs. disease
Fates – The Fates arrive and they are ready to party. When the party ends, they divine your next sexual encounter.
Flames – It’s as bad as you think it is. You’ll need to see a cleric no lower than 14th-level.
Fool – A spectral prostitute appears, seduces you, and takes all of your gold.
Gem – A wealthy patron offers to trade you immense wealth for a single favor. A sexy favor.
Idiot – The character’s Intelligence score is permanently lowered and you forget how to have sex.
Jester – The opposite sex finds you hilarious. This does not guarantee sexual encounters but it does give the character a +4 bonus on all Charisma-based checks.
Key – No chastity belt is safe from your charms.
Knight – A handsome knight appears to love you, valorously.
Moon – You now like big butts and you cannot lie (about that).
Rogue – An NPC friend will attempt to seduce the characters lover.
Ruin – The Terrasque appears and is ready to get it in there. Run.
Skull – Undead creatures love you. LOOOOOOVE you.
Star – You are transported to the Midnight Glade. The Fey King Winter is here. Seduce him and gain a level.
Sun – You are transported to the Marital Meadow. The Fey Queen of Summer is here. Do it up, Tiger and gain a level.
Talons – DICK TALONSSSSSSSSSSSS. DICK TALONS!
Throne – The characters Charisma increases by 4 points and they now own a high-class bordello in a capital city. Nothing trashy. All classy.
Vizier – The character learns the secrets to satisfying any lovers deepest desire and is immune to all sexually transmitted diseases.
The Void – You no longer derive any pleasure from sex.
Jaycee
Ooh, I love it. Must’ve been a deck made by faeries!
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Branden
Complete Temptress… Slayers Guide to Nymphs…
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