Faerie Dust, Of Course
I'm sure a lot of you have already figured this out, but the salt-and-vinegar flavored powder that we used in the popcorn when Jenn & Jed were over was not COMPLETELY free of some faerie additives. This morning, when I confronted Attitude about it, she fell over laughing at how hilarious the whole thing was (in HER eyes, anyway).
I guess this new year thing is starting just like last year. I'm not going to get any breaks, no matter how heartbroken I may be, right?
I'm sure Jennifer is going to be pretty embarassed when she snaps back to reality and realizes what happened. Which may mean that we'll sort of be even for that leg-humping storm of orgasms that overtook me earlier this year. Gotta look at the silver lining...