Yesterday, I was working all day at a new cafe where I hang out. It’s an old-style library that sells used books. It’s got lots of atmosphere and a section where they serve coffee and little cakes. It’s generally pretty quiet, so they don’t mind if I sit down there and work all day, so long as I order the occasional coffee. I normally keep to myself, but today was a bit different.
The place was FILLED with hot girls. I don’t know what it was, but I couldn’t help myself and had to chat most of them up. I don’t know what it was, maybe it was the bright sunshine outside, maybe it was the fact that the drama over Lana is fading away, but I was in a good mood and felt like flirting. So I did. Honestly, I didn’t get that much work done, but I got myself a half-dozen phone numbers. And sure, there was the occasional rejection, but I was totally on a roll. I used every line I knew more than twice, and it didn’t matter (to me, or to them) that they were the cheesiest thing you’d ever heard. It really wasn’t about the line, it was just about the flirting.
So I had a good time. And now, I’ve got tons of dates setup!
Good day, good day…
–Jaycee
6 thoughts on “Flirting Frenzy”
Fayora
I personally always go for the cheesy lines there cute and endearing hehe but thats just me… I’ve tried to use them before but for some reason men don’t respond the same way to “are your legs tired because baby you’ve been walking through my mind all night”
south of sanity
a personal favorite of mine has been taking a small piece of ice, putting it in front of a girl and smashing it with a glass (or beer) and saying “so, now that’s taken care of, how about a phone number?”
yeah its sleazy, but for a person that’s socially incomptent, i think its pretty damn good.
Fayora
bwahahaha thats awesome. I think i would totally be on the floor in laughter if a guy did that for me. He would get my number for sheer win.
Fayora
on a side note last time I went out hunting with my friends ( hunting being our term for single searching) I decided to go dressed in my Lulu cosplay ( FF10 for all you non-nerds) and tried hitting on guys as if I was the fun lil black mage herself……. little did I realize (after an hour of getting into the damn dress/makeup/wig) Lulu is kinda a prud…. so I just played it off as her evil non-prudish sister. got a ton of digits when we went to the local Video game store…. not so many at the mall oddly..
Jaycee
Hey, I LIKE this thread… Let’s hear your silliest/best pickup lines, guys & girls. One of my favorites (that I’ve NEVER had the balls to use) is from the movie Bachelor Party, with Tom Hanks (and it’s delivered by Hanks himself):
Hanks (talking to the girl’s boobs): Great party, eh?
Girl (stunned silence)
Hanks (still talking to the boobs): I said, ‘Great party, eh?’
Girl (still silent)
Hanks (looking up, waving at the boobs): Are these on, or am I wasting my time?
Fayora
/facepalm hehe though I don’t think I would be stunned at that most people talk to mine *le sigh*
one of my fav’s that I have gotten on more then one occasion at Dragon Con (usually when im at one of the Warcraft parties) both of those have been used a bit to much there =P
I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.
I think my heart just lagged.
Starwars fan’s are alot more smooth about it imo last year’s “Party like its the last day on Alderaan” I was talking to this group of Sith and one of them broke out the lines.
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
^ that one might have worked had he not told my his fav star wars movie was episode 2…. *shudders*
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