So we have a rather clueless knight named Sir Thane. And we have his talking horse named Gustav. And now, we have a malicious faerie out for payback. Don’t ask what her name is, we won’t tell.

It isn’t that I don’t want to. I do. But she won’t tell me what her true name is. We’ve had several conversations, and some of the tales we’ll be weaving here are direct retellings (with some slight censorship to protect the innocent) of the tales she’s confided in me. Unfortunately, knowing the name of a faerie gives the listener absolute power over her, or something like that. She wouldn’t tell me EVEN that.

So for the time being, we’ll just call her “F” (for “Faerie”) and leave it at that.

(And for those of you who paid attention and are asking about Tinkerbell, well… maybe by now you’ve figured out WHY she’s been a slave to the Disney corporation for countless decades now…)