I saw the darnest thing this morning, at breakfast. There I was, eating my cereals, when I saw a squirrel outside the back window. It was just scurrying around, looking for food. At first, I thought nothing of it, until it faced the window for a second. Then I saw it was a male.

An impressive one.

I've seen squirrels before, and they don't come equipped with this kind of (ahem) male gear. This one was sporting a set of genitals I'd have expected on a small dog.

Attitude (who happened to flutter by at the same moment) denied any involvement in this. She added, "Better him than you, right?" and fluttered away.

Yeah. She got THAT right.