I'm sorry I haven't been updating you about the state of my life and my friends of late. I've been a bit of a recluse, so aside from Brooke coming over to play Call of Duty with me, or Mandy coming over to bring me food (she's a darling, that one!), I've just ignored people for the last bit.

But that doesn't mean I've been idle, no siree! I've been writing tons of scripts, because over the last year, I've fallen a bit behind on my buffer of strips, and that's never good. I've also begun writing MORE strips for the members area, working with great artists whose names I'll reveal a bit later.

Which brings me to Attitude's latest prank. It turns out that I've written the same plot point TWICE in some of my scripts: I'm giving the Royal Wizard erections. So Attitude took it that I had some sort of fascination with this, and has seen it fit to bless me with a generously erect penis during daytime. From dawn 'till dusk. And not content to do this, she made it big enough that I could make John Holmes or Ron Jeremy feel like midgets. (Actually, I'm exaggerating, but not much; anyway, the end of it is that none of my pants are baggy enough to completely cover it, so you can imagine how much fun that is.)

So, that happened two days ago. I haven't gone out of the house since then.

Just dandy.