The Puzzle Completed

Sorry for cutting it short yesterday. Convinced Mandy to go see Killer Elite. It’s not her type of movie, so she was doing it to be nice to me. Thus, it was my duty to at least make sure we were on time.

Anyway, after talking to Meghan, I think I’ve figured out what’s been going on:

  • Last year, she thought I was cheating on her with Zuri (crazy, but hey, that’s what she thought)
  • In retaliation, she flirted with Brooke, who didn’t need much flirting to sleep with her
  • When I found out, Brooke cut all ties with her. She kept trying to be in touch, but he ignored her
  • After he got turned into a woman, Brooke finally relented and made contact with her
  • This “contact” was done anonymously (sorta). “He” introduced himself as Bria, male Brooke’s imaginary cousin (to explain the resemblance in clothing styles)
  • Apparently, under this “Bria” identity, Brooke told Meghan that she was Brooke’s best wingman (a partner who helps a guy pick up chicks)
  • Meghan and “Bria” got to know each other. Eventually, they slept together, and it sounds like they saw stars!
  • They’ve been “together” ever since. Which means Bria/Brooke is leading a double-relationship: one with Roseanne, and one with Meghan.

So the more things change, the more they stay the same. Brooke is still chasing tail. And this time, as a girl, she’s probably more devastating than ever (which girl would REALLY have her guard up against another chick?). And if she’s dating two girls, there’s no reason to believe he’s not dating even MORE than that. Mandy (with whom I shared all this) naturally agrees with me.

Guess I’m overdue for a little chat with Brooke.

–Jaycee

6 thoughts on “The Puzzle Completed

  1. I noticed that you are not that surprised that Meghan would fall for another girl(Even if the girl used to be a dude).

    Anywho, in the case of Brooke and Roseanne, Roseanne never seemed like the type that goes for a serious relationship, at least by how you’ve described her. Maybe she knows about Meghan and doesn’t mind? Her relationship with Brooke always seemed to be mainly about fun and lust after all. Either way, you’ll find out soon.

    Brooke seems to have game with the ladies no matter what though. Credit where’s credits due.

    1. I left that out of my summary of the coffee date with Meghan, but when she announced it, she kind of expected me to be surprised by the “switch.” Truth is, I was busy doing the math in my head (Brooke = Bria) and it really didn’t surprise me that Brooke would be able to nail Meghan (regardless of “his” gender). Not only does he know women, he knows Meghan too. So yeah, there’s no surprise there.

      I didn’t tell Meghan anything about Bria’s “real” identity, of course. All I told her, to explain my lack of surprise, is that I’d run into one of her models, didn’t remember who, who’d suggested that Meghan had turned dyke or something. I kept it vague, and Meghan seemed satisfied by the answer.

      –Jaycee

      1. That makes sense.

        Btw, i ment “Roseanne seems to be about fun and lust” in my first post.

        Anyway, be sure to tell us how your conversation with Brooke goes. But go easy on “him”, it might not be as bad as you think.

        1. I’m not sure how sorry I feel for Roseanne; she was perfectly willing to use that trigger word that once made Mandy orgasm spontaneously and now does the same to Brooke. Still, cheating on people is BAD.
          The only ameliorating factor I can see for Brooke is that (s)he is under that whole parcel of curses that used to be on Mandy, but is struggling with the dichotomy of having male memories while in a female body. Given that this is Brooke, it’s not that big a factor as it might otherwise be…

        2. That’s kinda what i mean, Roseanne seems to be just in it for the lust and it’s possible that her relationship with Brooke isn’t exclusive. She might know and not mind. Then again, Meghan probably doesn’t know, but she hasn’t mentioned if it’s serious either.

        3. If Meghan wasn’t under any kind of faerie influence when she started cheating on Jaycee, then it speaks badly of her character… and probably reinforces the theory that she isn’t serious about this thing.

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