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#0218: You Can Check Out Any Time You Want

26 thoughts on “#0218: You Can Check Out Any Time You Want

  1. I’d say I feel sorry for Thane, but I don’t. I really really don’t. 😛

  2. I’m just curious why Gustav is all distraught over this. It’s not like anyone’s going to mistreat him here, is it? Or do they forget to attend to him while Thane gets all the attention?

    1. Maybe he had to keep hauling the customers to and from the brothel?

  3. Called it. >_<

    1. “Tuning”…? Does that mean the magic in Thane’s semen has been wearing off?

      Oh, dear. Poor Baby. Poor triplets.

      1. Depends on how much use it has to go through: Baby should be okay (she’s only interested in Thane, and doubt even a male orc could force her to do something she doesn’t want), who are the triplets? If you meant the camp cooks from the beginning, weren’t they twins?

        Yoda-nun might be in need of a tune up (considering how many of her sister nuns she’s been going through), the tall one might be still okay

        1. By “triplets” I’m guessing Gallstone means the innkeeper’s daughters. They’re probably not actual triplets, but there are three of them, all desperately in need of Thane’s “tuning” before he stayed the night.

        2. But those 3 girls (& their mother, the innkeeper’s wife) were all at the inn that they just LEFT – where Thane was captured. Here’s a reference:
          [http://www.bloomingfaeries.com/?comic=0191-proximity-sensor]

          …& most recently here:
          [http://www.bloomingfaeries.com/?comic=0213-i-think-knot]

        3. that is indeed the three daughters i thought they were referring to but if they’re triplets how would they have three different hair colours?

        4. Fraternal (actually “sororal”) triplets. We had a pair of twins in my class in high school who really looked nothing alike.

      2. I believe it is permanent but in the brothel business, customers always want something new and better.

  4. I am pretty sure, Thane got away last time, before all the ladies had a chance to play, and as such, some would like a “tune up”. Also it possible, new ladies join and a tune up is required.

  5. Hey! You on the wagon! Down in front!

  6. Hindsight’s a bitch. I really should’ve titled this strip Hotel Californication!

    –Jaycee
    “I’m doing it.”

    1. as soon as I saw the title, I instantly thought “but you can never leave.”

  7. I do love how she is shouting help, my guess is she needs some plusure and to stuck to do anything about it.

    1. Or as Thane is carried away she is coming back to her senses and realizing she is tied to a horse with her pants down and a carrot in her vagina.

  8. surely these ladies sound tuneless because they’re in no mood for harmony (unlike the throes of true romance which i doubt thane will feel for a while). the interpretation of any of the women “needing a tune up” is unnecesarily vulgar. nay, for thane art greeted by an ungodly cacophony. the inkeep may be wanting thane captive for the effect of his presence behind that telling sign, but that explains nothing for gustav’s fret!

    1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

      It was probably just really f*cking hard to free Thane from there the last time…I mean two nuns was bad enough, a whole brothel? I don’t know how he got away in the first place.

      1. Eventually they collapse exhausted, and that’s when he high-tails it out. (Trying to remember how he managed to get away from Baby.)

        1. Perhaps, but what about the pimp and the bouncers? There’s always at least a few non-customer men around a brothel.

        2. When the merchandise is throwing itself at anything that moves, I think everyone becomes a customer.

        3. At first they probably wanted him gone because the whores were sleeping with Thane for free and let him leave once the whores were exhausted. Once he was gone, they realized the positives to having Thane around as he makes the whores sexy as hell. All that would need to be done is to keep him secure and a bit away from the whores in general so they don’t go around sleeping with guys for free.

  9. Even if you can check out any time you want, pulling out is a totally different thing…

    1. Pulling out is rude.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.” (Not pulling out, tho…)

      1. People used to think it was birth-control.

        No, I am not recommending it as such.

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