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#0240: Rich Man, Poor Man…

26 thoughts on “#0240: Rich Man, Poor Man…

  1. OW MY FEELS.

    1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

  2. That mouth is terrifying

    1. Which one? o_O

  3. Actually that depends on which humans one deals with. Some have more “capabilities” than others.

    1. But they still don’t have magic (maybe Busty McGnats should have said “Humans don’t have magic anymore”)

  4. A cosmic injustice.

  5. O_O It’s like she’s looking right as us….
    And this is one bitter sweet strip this week, she’s not feeling sorry for the characters in the story but feeling sorry for US the human readers! O_O
    ;_;…..*sniffs* I wish she could hug me..

    1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

      How would that even…she’s smaller than your finger! I mean I guess she could hug your finger, but that would be a little weird….

      1. I would like my… finger…. errr…. hugged. Yup yup.

        1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

          Whatever floats your boat.

      2. No we REALLY need to discuss logic in a cartoon soft core porn comic?

  6. But…what about the magic of television? Surely that’s real? 🙁

  7. Well MOST humans don’t have magic…we’ve seen at least one wizard…

    1. Maybe there a difference.

      1. Or maybe Busty McGnats means that humans have lost that ability, or even rarer than it was back in the time of The Thane and Co (they are currently somewhen in the Victorian era)

    2. Humans don’t have natural magic, in the same way we don’t have natural flight.

      In the BFverse, humans can still create and use wands, potions and other magical implements in the same way that we create and use aircraft in the real world.

  8. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

    Those eyes, jeebus, they’re adorable @_@

  9. She is really cute in the last panel.

  10. What Busty literally means is that humans don’t, as a *rule*, have magic; she’s well aware that there are exceptions.

    However, I can see Junior’s concern leading to some serious unintended consequences. Like, she decides humans should have magic, and gives everyone in the castle a gift they’re ill-prepared to use properly, especially since she won’t bother to let anyone know she’s doing it. Next thing you know, all sorts of random wish-fulfillment is creating havoc on a scale never seen before.

    And for a change, it happens because a faerie had *good* intent!

    1. This is a couple hundred years after Heather lived in the castle

      And a faerie with ‘good’ intentions is more scary than one who is mischievious

    2. Don’t forget that “Junior” is actually Attitude.
      I am sure we will be shown what caused her transformation from a wide-eyed idealist to a jaded cynic. Eventually.

      1. At least 2 World Wars and countless undeclared wars

  11. But but but… what happened to the busty babe with blue nipples?

    1. Probably in the room they are just leaving in panel 1

      1. Yup: “They are flying out the window of the house they were in.”

        Membership has its privileges. 🙂

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