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#0244: This… Or Wrong Door

21 thoughts on “#0244: This… Or Wrong Door

  1. come on, you can do it, fit more in there/

  2. The way is shut, it was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it, the way is shut.

    Or at least I hope that way is shut.

    1. Nice! Great quote.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

    2. Seconded. 🙂 It’s familiar..but I can’t remember it. >.<!

      1. Lord of the Rings, when Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are trying to pass through the Paths of the Dead (movie version).

        Obligatory “the books were better” comment.

  3. Anyone here see the episode of South Park where people were eating in reverse? To paraphrase Martha Stewart, “Oh yeah, now that’s how you eat some sausages.” (Of course Martha Stewart was “eating” a turkey at the time so she said that’s how you eat a turkey, but come on, I’m paraphrasing here.)

    1. Was exactly was what I was thinking of when I saw this strip. Will we be seeing her crap from her mouth? lol

      Of course it’s all dependent on her getting fucked in the ass by the sausages and not in the vag.

      1. You really think Busty McGnat would stick it up her woohoo? o_O

        1. I think she might, yes. Not that the Sausage Queen doesn’t deserve the OTHER treatment…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

      2. Dude! What the hell!? I was eating lunch!

  4. That is a sad waste of good food. >_<; Also? BLOODY OUCH!!!

    1. Well, technically, if the fairy can get them far enough up, they’ll reach the old gal’s stomach and get digested properly. Therefore, no wasted food. ^_-

      1. … I’m glad I wasn’t eating when I read your reply. >_<

        1. Or, have it come out her nose (Busty got lost on the way out)

  5. Well now, ain’t he a handsome one!

  6. Now, if they could arrange for her to get Thane-ified, she would become a whole different sausage queen.

  7. Remind me never to eat at this place again.

  8. This is how Faeries play “Hide the sausages”

  9. You know how some people just blurt things out when their shocked? I could so see her just exclaiming “I’ve got sausages up my skirt!”

  10. The first person she’s actually been civil to.

  11. Now all you need is the god ‘Cathol’ to appear on the scene? Who, it turns out is a slightly older looking faery wearing a god disguise? 🙂

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