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#0256: Pure Heart, Dirty Mind

27 thoughts on “#0256: Pure Heart, Dirty Mind

  1. Methinks said purehearted warrior oath is not going to last 5 minutes at this rate. lol

  2. What I’m wondering now is: is Busty

    A: Impressed enough with the Pureheart Warriors to regret putting one in this position?
    B: Actually afraid of the Pureheart Warriors for some reason?
    C: Hate the Pureheart Warriors so much that she’s mentally stuttering, thinking of some extreme way to torment this one?
    D: Super-delighted at the chance to ‘break’ a Pureheart Warrior?

    It’s only the stutter that makes me think of the possibility of it being anything but D, really…

    1. I’m thinking “B”. As we learned in Li Fang Fei, a person who abstains from sex for 40 days gains the ability to command fairies!

      1. What is considered “sex” for those purposes?

        1. If I remember the circumstances correctly, anything which results in orgasm. The Pureheart Warriors not only abstain from physical sex (the important to fairies part) but even the mental images of sex (making them very hard to seduce ala Li Fang). Now, do the know about their power over fairies is another question altogether. 😀

        2. So the Pureheart Warriors aren’t just celibate, they are also chaste.

          I did NOT know that fact about being both for 40 days granting you the power to command faeries! Thank you for sharing.

        3. The stuff you find out in the members area… ^_^

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        4. A notion I might consider more seriously when I don’t need to buy new clothes and various holiday- and birthday-related gifts for friends and family…

        5. …time for a test. *Locks the porn away*

        6. Tried it for real once. Lasted a week, then relapsed.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        7. MidnightDStroyer

          As the old joke goes, I once gave up smoking, drinking, cussing & casual sex. It was the worst 15 minutes of my f**kin’ life.

  3. I do love how she does not understand the word, “pure heart” lol.

  4. This is just so sad on so many levels. Those poor, poor, mortals.

    My heart cries out for them– Well, I SAY it’s my heart….

    1. Hey, if that is how they decide to live (having made an informed choice) and they’re not hurting anyone, why pity them?

  5. Damn you and your Test I can’t beat 🙁

    1. You wish you could fail this test in real life, dontcha? 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. OH absolutely X3

        1. This is the kind of test you’ll be glad to fail and take over repeatedly so don’t feel bad. 😛

      2. This is a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System.

        Alert! Alert! Heather is broadcasting the nature of her emergency now!

  6. Wait, wait, wait.

    Pureheart Warrior. Sooo… it’s okay to kill people, but taking this woman that’s begging for it, that’s too far?

    What a stupid oath!

    1. You don’t know that they go around killing people. They could be defenders of the innocent, seekers of lost relics, stuff like that.

  7. What kind of warrior is he? I mean, he’s right in front of a woman screaming to be taken and he’s worried about his oath? He should be unsheathing his righteous ‘sword’ of warrior-ness and helping this poor damsel in undress… er, distress. (( of ALL the more than willing men in this town, the fairy ports in the ONE dude that is worried about his purity????????? ))

    Not that I’m overly religious but I’d help out the poor ‘not nun’… for Charity’s sake.

    1. Not all warriors are rapists

      1. Come on, Guesticus, how can you even attempt to call it rape when she is literally begging him? (panel 2)

        1. Not talking about this page, but Kol Drake‘s assumption that all warriors are the ‘rape and pillage’ kind

  8. is is weird that I think this guy is the most attractive one we’ve come across so far? Yay hot dude. But boo chastity….what a conundrum…

    Also, hello, new reader here :3 This has brought me many laughs and much entertainment this past week 😀

    1. Welcome to the comic, glad to have you on board. How did you hear about it?

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

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