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#0257: Not On His Fingers

18 thoughts on “#0257: Not On His Fingers

  1. well,looks like you must go 40 more days now buddy, can’t be that hard.

    1. Harder than he already is? o_O

      1. glad you took the bait 🙂

  2. Great. Now I have a picture of Zoidberg crawling away in my head. You had to go with “WOOP”?

    1. Am sorry I couldn’t control my temptations >w<

  3. Ring? Then why is the sound effect emanating from his belt buckle?

    Oh, I get it….

  4. Well, he might as well take advantage of the situation and sleep with her since he already failed the test and she wants him to anyways.

  5. He ought to show her his ring:)

    1. Why? So she can see his wang drop off as the ring tightens like when you dock a lambs tail? o_O

      1. Yeah, that’s the thing. I’ve been holding my breath, gnawing my fingernails to the quick, and anything else I can think of to avoid commenting, but I failed. A cock ring only stays in place if the organ is tumescent. If the Pureheart Warriors are supposed to avoid even thinking about sex for 40 days, running around with an enforced hard on seems like a bad idea. Besides, after 4 hours, one should seek medical help 😉

  6. Would that be an Alarm Cock?

    1. It appears to be a Plesymograph

  7. Wait, should a fairy have been able to use magic to bring him there in the first place if he wqs chaste enough from the begining. Sounds like he should have had the immunity that a fairy whisperer had, like Li Fang Fei had before her well… getting to know herself moment.

    1. Clearly he hadn’t reached the 40 days & 40 nights yet.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

  8. I call extenuating circumstances!

    It’s a lot easier not to think about sex in an environment where there are no naked women screaming and begging at you to have your wicked way with them.

    1. Yeah, unless you are a eunuch or have an extremely low sex drive then the you are going to at least think about it.

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