Hmmm…. I’m wondering if he is under some kind of magical effect that freezes his body in sexual situations so that he doesn’t ‘voluntarily’ violate his vows? ^_^
I just think it’s sweet (and a little out of character for Heather) of her to attempt to ask him about his pleasure. Of course, while the lights are on, apparently nobody’s home at the moment…
Well, she -is- tryong to lead a better life… Somewhat.
It might help if she stopped hu.ping someone paralyzed with shpck / magical ring failsafe, but then Busty hit het with the sex-hex, so… Yeah.
23 thoughts on “#0259: Stiff”
Anonymous
Lol Is his dick so big that an erection requires all the spare blood in his body, forcing his brain into standby mode?
An Ominous Coward
And this is different to very other male in existence, how? 😛
Xien
Bigger dick = less blood helping your body do unnecessary things like, talking, thinking or staying conscious?
Guesticus
Nope, just stunned by the epic suckhobby, that or he died
TheMonkey
Ha !
Reference to THIS http://oglaf.com/shiptoship/2/ ?
Even used that argument on my GF, with SUCCESS !
McCaffrey Joemomma
I find, in these situations, that it’s less like a debate, and more like busking for BJ’s. Oh my, I think I’ve just come up with my band’s name!
Evan Snow-Wolf
Your Mother told you if you kept making that face, it would get stuck that way….
da Doctah
I beseech you, do *not* give the faeries any more ideas!
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
This ^
pedantic one
That was my first reaction, too: His face got stuck that way.
bbo
pannel 1: finally, a booby trap that FITS!
But, seriously – he broke.
redwind
clearly its a spell in the ring to prevent getting to much joy – it freezes you as long as you get pleasure.
Chup@Cabra
Hmmm…. I’m wondering if he is under some kind of magical effect that freezes his body in sexual situations so that he doesn’t ‘voluntarily’ violate his vows? ^_^
Guesticus
Yeah, it’s called “being male getting pleasured by a hot female”
Urazz
More like “being a weak minded male getting pleasured by a hot female”
Lurker
I’ll try being weak minded if that’s what it takes.
anifreik
I just think it’s sweet (and a little out of character for Heather) of her to attempt to ask him about his pleasure. Of course, while the lights are on, apparently nobody’s home at the moment…
Choppy
^ HA…Nice 😀
Gallstone
Well, she -is- tryong to lead a better life… Somewhat.
It might help if she stopped hu.ping someone paralyzed with shpck / magical ring failsafe, but then Busty hit het with the sex-hex, so… Yeah.
Gallstone
*sigh* Wherefore art thou, spellchecker…?
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
I’m gonna be that one annoying person, wherefore means why.
Kol Drake
Maybe his ‘purity ring’ has a vibrate mode to help Heather out?
Gallstone
I think the full-body paralysis os providing all the help she needs…
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