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#0260: Militia’s On Its Way

31 thoughts on “#0260: Militia’s On Its Way

  1. Well, I guess someone is going to end up going to jail and it won’t be Heather and the Fairy because they are going to get out of there fast now and that poor sap is going to probably remain like that for some time when the guards arrive. lol

  2. *gasp* Consequences to public sex acts in Blooming Faeries? Amazing! 😉
    It’s also kind of amazing for Busty to show any sympathy for the fallen purity warrior… o_õ What’s up with that?

    Sidenote: I had a rather creepy thought about all the sex-hexing which is probably – most likely – wildly inaccurate.
    It could all be about attrition.
    Think about it; the faeries hex folks, turn them into hyper-attractive sexbombs who everyone wants, a lot of sex ensues — and at no time does anyone seem to get pregnant. If faerie magic effectively sterilizes the people it’s used on or just functions as a preventative, yet makes those same people the object of just about everyone’s desire, then they are preventing procreation from taking place.
    The more people obsess over the ‘prettified’ specimens incapable of reproduction, the less kids are born, until finally humans die out and faeries inherit the world(s).

    Yeah, I know, it’s wildly unlikely. The thought just occurred.

    1. I suddenly want to see how Jaycee would handle a pregnant woman in this comic. So many possible shenanigans…

    2. Or maybe their magic runs on body fluids.

      1. You know, she has to get those melons from somewhere

  3. I think she broke him…
    Hmmm…X’s instead of eyes…Yep, she *definitely* broke him.

    But what a way to go…DEATH BY SNU SNU!

      1. Heh. I love Nebezial’s artwork. He draws the best damn Wonder Woman– Now if only he’d do Big Barda….

        1. I must say that I prefer his work as shiniez m’self. Preordered his graphic novel “Sunstone”, available thru Amazon, and many other places.

  4. Congratulations you poor bastsrd… now you are a hardened criminal.

    1. Well, he’s probably not all that hard right now is my guess. XD

      1. ever heard of rigor mortis?

        1. Yeah, I have but doesn’t that only apply to dead bodies? lol

        2. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

          Well, he has Xs for eyes, so, by extension….

        3. Jaycee did say he is just unconscious in another comment here so he’s not dead. Though with a thanified body, Heather probably did nearly kill him with Snu Snu.

  5. That guy in the hat makes me think of Granville from “Open All Hours” 😀

  6. Hang on– Is that poor sap unconscious? Or did Heather actually fuck him to death?

    1. Just unconscious.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Yeah, but doesn’t ‘X’es over the eyes universally typically mean they are dead? o_O

        1. He’s ‘dead to the world’, I guess. ^^

        2. I might have gone against the standard, then.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        3. I’m not an authority on comics, but I think the applicable iconography is tiny multicolored stars and spirals to indicate disrupted mental function as opposed to Xs on the eyes which imply death.

        4. Well, now it’s fixed. 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m fixing it.”

        5. “X”s for eyes can also mean that he’s incapably drunk.

  7. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

    Wow that is some impressive paralysis.

  8. Meh. I prefer a world where you can just hump at the drop of a panty, no matter where you are. Much more civilized that way. ^_^

    1. I wouldn’t say it’s civilized but more along the lines that it’s more fun.

  9. Out of everything on this page, what REALLY shocks me is that Heather is *gasp* CUDDLING! AFTER sex! What is this world coming to?

    1. She’s grown. 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

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