[Attenborough voice] “And here we see two a couple of Dumbasses in their natural environment! Performing their species’ mating dance, in fact. As you can see, the dance is proceeding in a manner to be expected. With very poor timing.” [/Attenborough voice]
I think the question here is who does he want to turn around? He was the one turned away, she’s been facing him the whole time, so why even say it? Shouldn’t it be “quick look”?
I am very curious about the “full control” of her body. This does not only mean her body obeys commands right? He can actually change it? It wouldn’t be fair(y) otherwise.
Except that time when he slept with Patience. Or that time he slept with Karma.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
Yeah, but those good things had consequences to them. The first with Lucky getting his ass kicked by Patience, and the second him becoming Karma’s bitch essentially and keyed in with code words on if he gets an erection or not.
Held off as long as I could, but I have to ask: How did that breastplate miss her foot when she dropped it? Not that I wanted any harm to come to Heather, but the one legged ouchie dance would be hilarious. 😀
21 thoughts on “#0275: Flip Flopping”
Urazz
So is Lucky going to learn the code words to getting him hard and soft as a result of this or will he remain oblivious to it.
Gallstone
That depends on whether he’s willing to go to Oz and get a brain. :p
Jake
Probably remain oblivious. His best hope is for Heather to figure it out or her faerie.
Gallstone
[Attenborough voice] “And here we see two a couple of Dumbasses in their natural environment! Performing their species’ mating dance, in fact. As you can see, the dance is proceeding in a manner to be expected. With very poor timing.” [/Attenborough voice]
Gallstone
Sidenote: “Quick! Turn around?!” Sheesh, Lucky! At least show some class and try to kiss the lady, first…
Casey
I don’t think he has the time to spend on the sheer niceties of being classy –
“Turn around before..”
“Pffffffftt”
“Too late, bugger it”.
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
I think the question here is who does he want to turn around? He was the one turned away, she’s been facing him the whole time, so why even say it? Shouldn’t it be “quick look”?
TJgalon
so, what was the key word for soft and hard., was it hard for hard?
TJgalon
and soft for soft, lol.
Jayessell
His first command:
Take a s___.
Well, at least she’s dressed for it.
da Doctah
“Aw crap” could be interpreted as exactly that command.
Jaycee
While I appreciated that it COULD be interpreted this way, this just isn’t that kind of comic.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
anifreik
Praise Cathol!
The Titan
I am very curious about the “full control” of her body. This does not only mean her body obeys commands right? He can actually change it? It wouldn’t be fair(y) otherwise.
Eric
I am hoping that between the two of them that they will figure out the code words.
Guesticus
No, nothing good happens to Lucky, ever!
Jaycee
Except that time when he slept with Patience. Or that time he slept with Karma.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
Yeah, but those good things had consequences to them. The first with Lucky getting his ass kicked by Patience, and the second him becoming Karma’s bitch essentially and keyed in with code words on if he gets an erection or not.
Guesticus
Yup, that ^
anifreik
Held off as long as I could, but I have to ask: How did that breastplate miss her foot when she dropped it? Not that I wanted any harm to come to Heather, but the one legged ouchie dance would be hilarious. 😀
Jaycee
Either she’s got very small feet, or the breastplate was pushed outward by her boobs and fell several inches away from them. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
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