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#0281: Gorgeous Eyes

18 thoughts on “#0281: Gorgeous Eyes

  1. Lol. Figures Patience would now how to distract Lucky from her phantom penis. I do hope that it’ll get removed from her soon so things won’t be so weird for the two of them.

    I do wonder though, does Patience still have a vagina, or was it replaced with the phantom penis?

    1. I’m building up to a gag. It’s not going away until then.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. “You mean you could make your penis go away at any time?”

        “Not at any time. Only when it was funny.”

      2. building, dick building up, haha, i know, horrible, lol.

        1. You’re fine, I chuckled on thinking of ‘penis gag’.

        2. You are right Adork, someone probably will gag on the Penis. 😛

      3. With the general consensus on Patience’s sexual proclivity, I’m sensing a masturbation joke in the works.

        There might even be a gag if Lucky doesn’t move.

    2. The only thing ‘weird’ about the two of them, is if there is ever a ‘two of them’: Patience isn’t into dicks, and Lucky is the biggest Dick around

  2. That’s a bit of a twist on the norm. Also with the way she’s “positioned” herself she might wanna be careful how she shakes those boobs.

  3. looks like she about to sit of Heather, to funny, and lol, eyes up here for breasts.

  4. I had forgotten about her imaginary friend.

  5. Yeah, after watching The Hangover II, I think I’m safe in saying there are not a pair of boobs in existence that can make you forget about what’s down stairs….

  6. You know, it certainly looks like Patience could almost titty fuck herself with how big her tits and the Phantom Penis is. lol

    1. I know. Every time I see panel 2, I want to stop the story, watch Patience do just that, and continue after that. But no, that’s not in the cards, sorry. 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Ah, but you’re the dealer. Shuffle man, shuffle! 😀

      2. You could always make yourself a little sketch for personal gratification. And by a little sketch, I mean a framed oil painting of it hung in your living room.

  7. He seems overly happy to comply in the fourth panel 😛

  8. Patience has a fantastic rod there, and she could do *so much* with it !

    Ofcourse, that just means that Lucky has an above average chance of turning into a girl, so she can give him the D !!

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