On the positive side of things, at least the Wizard is able to masturbate at least. Another positive thing is that he/she can have sex without a partner now.
The bad thing is that he just may end up knocking himself up with his talking dick and we have no idea how horny the talking dick is. Knowing the luck of victim’s of fairy curses is, his talking dick will probably get horny when he’s in the middle of trying to research a cure or something. lol
just for the sake of repeating some old quote I’m tempted to say something like, “physician, heal thyself,” but that wouldn’t have been nearly as accurate as you are.
>_< Blegh… A sentient penis, seeking out… Blegh. Sorry, just… *shudders*
If anyone else is enjoying this, more luck to you, but to me, this is becoming very gross.
Someone who has the ID of “Gallstone” is going to complain about something being gross. Ironic.
If you are a member, you can see where this is leading towards (which is even more funny IMHO). So either skip a few days of the comic or enjoy the comedic ride.
Okay, I’m not a regular to this comic, but let’s just review some of the more ‘racier’ topics that have happened so far:
((BTW: not saying that any of the following topics offend me, just finding it funny that apparently these were considered not gross by Gallstone :p ))
-A fairy willing to whore herself for golden showers
-A man, cursed, getting turned on by a talking squirrel talking about nuts, and said man bangs a sentient tree.
-A well-hung(and dual hung) ‘dudley do right’ knight being turned into a woman by his own father (using a sweaty handkerchief stolen from the princess that was used to wipe off her love juices), oogled by father and then knight has a drunken threesome with 2 guards, 1 of which would not have normally done so but did cause she couldn’t control herself due to magic.
-an underage boy being magically aged just long enough to have sex with an older woman
All the above are fine, but a Herm with a sentient (and apparently prehensile) penis having self-sex offends?
lol.
Also, lol at the sorceress’s expression in the 1st panel. priceless XD
Actually, both Thane and Gus were terrified of the talking squirrel and fled screaming
Prince Albert wasn’t just ‘magically aged just long enough to have sex’, his mind was aged as well (he became his future self, not just having an adult body but the mind to match)
This reminds me of a book read many years ago (long before the Interwebs became popular): this woman was confronted by a mutant woman, and she could hear some ‘squishing’ noise, she looked down and the mutant was vigorously inserting her prehensile tail into herself (the scene ended with the mutant, and possible many others, raping the first woman)
About the “disgusting” part: You are aware that you are reading a fetish comic, right? Expecting JC’s turn-ons to perfectly align with yours is, well, unrealistic.
I do love the hilarious turn for the bizarre this has taken. And this is one of those times when I really appreciate the self-censoring of this comic. It just wouldn’t be as funny if we actually SAW what’s happening. It would just be…well, bizarre.
We don’t actually know that “Herman” it is the wizard’s penis.
Could be an animated dildo.
(Which would explain why the wizard did not seem to have felt Herman’s climax, but does not explain how Herman feels the wizard’s breasts)
If your tallywhacker has become independently sentient and sapient and you don’t share in its pleasure when it gets off, is it still really self-gratification?
You know, if Herman get’s too far out of line the sorceress could put him in a cock cage. It might even work as a muzzle to keep him quiet. LOL. That is assuming Herman’s speech is mouth related and not just telepathic.
47 thoughts on “#147: Look Ma, No Hands!”
ZZ383mero
LOL Chick bits! This is getting interesting! Hope he don’t get himself pegerers. There is faeries involved, so anything can happen!
Urazz
On the positive side of things, at least the Wizard is able to masturbate at least. Another positive thing is that he/she can have sex without a partner now.
The bad thing is that he just may end up knocking himself up with his talking dick and we have no idea how horny the talking dick is. Knowing the luck of victim’s of fairy curses is, his talking dick will probably get horny when he’s in the middle of trying to research a cure or something. lol
TJ
this is too funny
Elfguy
Well our new sorceress can actually do so when someone tells him/her to go F herself/himself..
Bratty Roger
^Literally^, no less. 😀 B)
James
just for the sake of repeating some old quote I’m tempted to say something like, “physician, heal thyself,” but that wouldn’t have been nearly as accurate as you are.
Gallstone
>_< Blegh… A sentient penis, seeking out… Blegh. Sorry, just… *shudders*
If anyone else is enjoying this, more luck to you, but to me, this is becoming very gross.
TheTitan
Sadly, I have to agree with you.
Mystchevious
I’m sorry you don’t like it. It is my favorite thread to date.
Rodrigo
What did you expect? It’s fairy stuff. Almost nothing good can come from it.
#1 Thane Fan
Someone who has the ID of “Gallstone” is going to complain about something being gross. Ironic.
If you are a member, you can see where this is leading towards (which is even more funny IMHO). So either skip a few days of the comic or enjoy the comedic ride.
Teh Ogre
Okay, I’m not a regular to this comic, but let’s just review some of the more ‘racier’ topics that have happened so far:
((BTW: not saying that any of the following topics offend me, just finding it funny that apparently these were considered not gross by Gallstone :p ))
-A fairy willing to whore herself for golden showers
-A man, cursed, getting turned on by a talking squirrel talking about nuts, and said man bangs a sentient tree.
-A well-hung(and dual hung) ‘dudley do right’ knight being turned into a woman by his own father (using a sweaty handkerchief stolen from the princess that was used to wipe off her love juices), oogled by father and then knight has a drunken threesome with 2 guards, 1 of which would not have normally done so but did cause she couldn’t control herself due to magic.
-an underage boy being magically aged just long enough to have sex with an older woman
All the above are fine, but a Herm with a sentient (and apparently prehensile) penis having self-sex offends?
lol.
Also, lol at the sorceress’s expression in the 1st panel. priceless XD
Guesticus
Actually, both Thane and Gus were terrified of the talking squirrel and fled screaming
Prince Albert wasn’t just ‘magically aged just long enough to have sex’, his mind was aged as well (he became his future self, not just having an adult body but the mind to match)
Jaycee
For someone who’s not a regular, that’s a pretty thorough summary. 🙂
–Jaycee
Gallstone
@ Ogre: I wasn’t even around here when the earliest strips were posted.
And I did have my reservations about Albert’s ‘adventures in adulthood’, as well as Aidan’s transformation.
TJ
Don’t forget Baby, the orge, who kept thane capture for awhile just to continue to sex him.
Gallstone
She’s an Orc, isn’t she?
xbbo
why is the wizard storing chicken nuggets in his pajamas? 😉
Guesticus
Seriously? He got changed into a Shi thanks to the yellow exposition gnat
xbbo
a smiley should be enough to show I’m not serious.
Guesticus
This reminds me of a book read many years ago (long before the Interwebs became popular): this woman was confronted by a mutant woman, and she could hear some ‘squishing’ noise, she looked down and the mutant was vigorously inserting her prehensile tail into herself (the scene ended with the mutant, and possible many others, raping the first woman)
Proxima
I am ashamed that I also remember this book; and yet can’t remember what it’s called.
Lurker
So the penis is not only sentient and possesses the power of speech, it is also prehensile — under its own control, no less!
I wouldn’t be surprised if it is detachable as well.
M
There’s a song about that 😀
Guesticus
That was horrible, this is a better song
Guesticus
Oh yeah, looks like Herman found the button to turn the headlights to highbeam 😛
Teerack
Wow this comic has taken a disgusting turn. And the font for the penis is hard to read. You should really change it.
Lurker
Agree about the font, hard on the eyes.
About the “disgusting” part: You are aware that you are reading a fetish comic, right? Expecting JC’s turn-ons to perfectly align with yours is, well, unrealistic.
Teerack
Yes I am aware my opinion is an opinion. 😐
Shii
Opinions are like men having a penis. Might have one, but not everyone wants to look at it
Kol Drake
hmmm.. that wizard must be ‘ready’ — her pop-ups popped out in the last panel!
Lilith
I do love the hilarious turn for the bizarre this has taken. And this is one of those times when I really appreciate the self-censoring of this comic. It just wouldn’t be as funny if we actually SAW what’s happening. It would just be…well, bizarre.
Lurker
We don’t actually know that “Herman” it is the wizard’s penis.
Could be an animated dildo.
(Which would explain why the wizard did not seem to have felt Herman’s climax, but does not explain how Herman feels the wizard’s breasts)
#1 Thane Fan
If you are a member, you will know what is going on.
Lilith
The temptation is overwhelming now… ::shakes fist::
Lurker
> If you are a member
Wait, did you just call me a dick???
No, I am not a member and I enjoy speculating about alternate plot-lines (I also do it while reading more “traditional” fiction).
Eventually we will be shown who or what Herman is, but it is more fun to deduce it ourselves.
tasha
is that the wizard turned female???? did i miss a comic were this happened. or can someone tell me who the girl is. she new
Gallstone
Yes, that is the wizard. Go back a bunch of strips and you’ll see what happened.
Atrimis
I wonder why the self gratification of a character is so offensive. I lol’d and had to explain it to my wife, who also lol’d when I first read it.
Gallstone
If your tallywhacker has become independently sentient and sapient and you don’t share in its pleasure when it gets off, is it still really self-gratification?
Rebecca
Does anybody else hear Audrey’s voice (Little Shop of Horrors) when they’re reading the dialog?
Shii
DAMNIT!!!! now I do!
Bratty Roger
????Same here.
Sue Donym
Sentient tallywacker? Wow, are you people off base! The authors have obviously given a new meaning to the word “familiar”!
Darnel
I expect the “wizard” will be calling in sick for a few days until “it” gets it out of it’s system,…..
Pashakitty
You know, if Herman get’s too far out of line the sorceress could put him in a cock cage. It might even work as a muzzle to keep him quiet. LOL. That is assuming Herman’s speech is mouth related and not just telepathic.
Pashakitty
Although, thinking about it… if Herman can smell, then he probably has a face. LOL, this could get interestingly strange.
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