I’m kind of surprised women were willing to line up like that to screw the prince like that but I guess the novelty of a talking penis that obviously doesn’t tire out is a great draw for the ladies. lol
The faeries have been inflicting all manner of sexually-transmitted *magical effects*, but seem to be protecting their victims from whatever diseases are out there. Because they’re all about the sexy fun times, not about the syphilitic madness times.
One thing I’m wondering is why is there even a regular line? Is the Prince that much of a whore that he’ll sleep with the entire kingdom at least once? lol
I’m a little sad to see a virgin throw herself on Albert like this. Or does he have some kind of guaranteed orgasm-magic going for him and whoever parks on Herman?
True enough, but still. I doubt Albert has the skill needed to deflower a virgin and make her happy about it without magical assistance.
Gallstone
On a sidenote, nobody is likely to know Heather is A.W.O.L.; her body has been returned to the castle, and unless the Nun inhabiting it is a very persuasive speaker, few are likely to believe her if she tells them who she really is. They might, of course, believe her to be insane and lock her up in a tower room…
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
May I direct you to his time with Marie? Perhaps he retained a few things? Though he doesn’t seem to be doing much more than stand there…
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
Well…sit there, I guess that is a thrown he’s sitting on
Lunaroki
Actually that is a throne he’s sitting on. Nobody has thrown it (yet!).
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
Danggit! I swear I know how to spell! Sometimes… DX *throne
Guesticus
He doesn’t actually have to do much of anything (like non-Heather’s “partner”), the talking wiener is directing all the action
For some reason my mind leapt to — our busty non nun Heather out on the park bench is going to get hauled in and tossed into the VIP line — neither knowing that they are related until… well, if I recall correctly, those two have been at it before under other spell conditions.
Actually, the closest those two have come to going at it together before is Prince Albert directing Heather’s hands to do naughty things to her until she got carried away and started doing them herself.
I wonder if Sir Thane can be introduced to the other line? Keep him close enough to the Prince that his aura affects all the women with the Prince for an extra bonus.
Herman must be chafe proof as well, because if he’s doing that many women without a break in between that would chafe the hell out of him after a while.
I just realized that’s Bernard, we haven’t seen him since Heather and Albert were first introduced. He seems oddly ok with the prince being suddenly older and having a talking penis.
45 thoughts on “#261: It’s a Fine Line”
TJgalon
That is one way to interview someone
Urazz
I’m kind of surprised women were willing to line up like that to screw the prince like that but I guess the novelty of a talking penis that obviously doesn’t tire out is a great draw for the ladies. lol
Evan Snow-Wolf
That’s getting washed between sessions, right? Come on, people. Let’s keep a steady awareness of sexually transmitted diseases. #themoreyouknow
Zimriel
The faeries have been inflicting all manner of sexually-transmitted *magical effects*, but seem to be protecting their victims from whatever diseases are out there. Because they’re all about the sexy fun times, not about the syphilitic madness times.
Jayessell
10 generations later…
“I’m descended from royalty you know!”
“Eh. Who isn’t? That prince!!”
mrtt
kinda like ghenghis khan
Urazz
One thing I’m wondering is why is there even a regular line? Is the Prince that much of a whore that he’ll sleep with the entire kingdom at least once? lol
Gallstone
Looks like he’s planning to, except he doesn’t seem to be taking mney.
Urazz
I guess a better title for the prince would be slut then. lol
Michael
Huh. I’d wondered what’d happened to Heather’s little brother.
Mr. D
Hah! Just noticed the “regular line” way in back. LOL!
Gallstone
I’m a little sad to see a virgin throw herself on Albert like this. Or does he have some kind of guaranteed orgasm-magic going for him and whoever parks on Herman?
Guesticus
Well, he is still the Prince, and when was the last time anyone saw the King and Queen? And with Heather AWOL…
Gallstone
True enough, but still. I doubt Albert has the skill needed to deflower a virgin and make her happy about it without magical assistance.
Gallstone
On a sidenote, nobody is likely to know Heather is A.W.O.L.; her body has been returned to the castle, and unless the Nun inhabiting it is a very persuasive speaker, few are likely to believe her if she tells them who she really is. They might, of course, believe her to be insane and lock her up in a tower room…
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
May I direct you to his time with Marie? Perhaps he retained a few things? Though he doesn’t seem to be doing much more than stand there…
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
Well…sit there, I guess that is a thrown he’s sitting on
Lunaroki
Actually that is a throne he’s sitting on. Nobody has thrown it (yet!).
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
Danggit! I swear I know how to spell! Sometimes… DX *throne
Guesticus
He doesn’t actually have to do much of anything (like non-Heather’s “partner”), the talking wiener is directing all the action
TheMonkey
Glad someone else spotted that.
Talking ding-dong-doodle
someboddy
How can anyone remain a virgin in the blooming faeries’ world?
Kol Drake
For some reason my mind leapt to — our busty non nun Heather out on the park bench is going to get hauled in and tossed into the VIP line — neither knowing that they are related until… well, if I recall correctly, those two have been at it before under other spell conditions.
Lunaroki
Actually, the closest those two have come to going at it together before is Prince Albert directing Heather’s hands to do naughty things to her until she got carried away and started doing them herself.
Todd
I wonder if Sir Thane can be introduced to the other line? Keep him close enough to the Prince that his aura affects all the women with the Prince for an extra bonus.
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
Might make the regular line VIPs…
Urazz
I don’t think the Prince would complain, if anything, he might give Sir Thane a medal and make him a close advisor. XD
Morrow
Well this could only lead to good things.
bbo
didn’t he have like two thanks to the wizard/ress?
Guesticus
No, that was Aidan/Nadia
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
Those are some impressive hats. Are they glued on? They look like they would fall off if you so much as tilt your head.
eabecerra@gmail.com
That’s what (and why) hat-pins were created for.
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
I don’t think hat-pins were created to keep them on during sex, but fair point.
eabecerra@gmail.com
Sorry… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatpin
Gramy Pashakitty
Herman must be chafe proof as well, because if he’s doing that many women without a break in between that would chafe the hell out of him after a while.
Lurker
19 years old and zero orgasms to date???
The mind boggles
Oberon
Poor girl, a ripe 19 years old and not a single orgasm so far? She has been doing something wrong.
brina
That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. “she has been doing something wrong”. Oooookayy.
Jaycee
I don’t think it was said with malice.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
bbo
And for the 12th day of christmas, my prince gave me twelve types of STD.
Oberon
Sung to The 12 Days of Christmas:
“Fiiiiive types of VD!”
brina
Those….are NOT 36Cs haha. I’m a 38C and smaller than those tits. But this is a comic so…nevermind I guess.
I love her face. She’s SO excited >.<
Jaycee
We welcome you and your 38Cs to our readership. 😉
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Jake
I just realized that’s Bernard, we haven’t seen him since Heather and Albert were first introduced. He seems oddly ok with the prince being suddenly older and having a talking penis.
Jaycee
As most butlers, he’s imperturbable. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
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