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Fact Sheet #002

12 thoughts on “Fact Sheet #002

  1. so he pissed on the queen of bitches – one way or another.

    1. Yes he PISSED her off.

      1. question, why does it not run out? Was she pissed THAT off?

        1. I’m thinking it’s a self sustaining spell that powers itself when he ends up having sex or something to that effect.

          It’s one thing to just do a spell that does something, it’s another to make it last forever pretty much.

  2. I didn’t know about the naked breast part. That one actually sounds kinda fun :3

  3. I think I have a couple of those.

  4. After factsheets for all the principals have been published, I hope we get on for Gus. There’s got to be an interesting story about how he’s able to talk.

  5. Man, I hope he doesn’t get gangrene. Priapism can kill you for lack of proper blood flow OUT of the organ in question.

  6. Isn’t there also additional curse of women becomeing uncontrollably aroused in his vicinity?

  7. I really don’t see how his “curses” are a problem. Okay, so they’ll change the way he has to live his life, but he could make a *mint* by entering into a business making women beautiful! Having to live in a male-only community (like a monastery, which would fit in with his sense of religious propriety) wouldn’t be too much of a sacrifice in return.
    Of course, being a humor comic, any attempts to enact this scheme would fail spectacularly, but that’s what what makes it fun!

    1. The thing is, Thane is the closest thing to a “noble” human being in the BF universe. Yes, he may not be the sharpest pencil in the box but he seems to truly embrace the the ideals of chivalry.

      Now, if he only applied them to faeries as well, we would not have this comic…

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