I wonder if that’s “Volcanic” like Kilauea in Hawaii which has been erupting non-stop since the ’80s but no one nearby really minds unless the lava melts their backyard. Or “Volcanic” like the 1815 mount tambora eruption that resulted in “the year without a summer” and was about 600 times more intense than Mt St Helens? Or does that depend on the volume by which the faerie in question exceeds the minimum mass to cast the spell?
Yup, that’s one of the few that does VEI 8 rated eruptions. Though not within human existence. Tambora is the top that humans have recorded. All the bigger ones we just look at the evidence and go “daaaaaammn, glad I wasn’t around when that happened”.
Still, imagine a orgasm like Kilauea… rockin’ for 32 years non-stop. Even if it doesn’t have the big bang of yellowstone or tambora that’d be an insane orgasm.
Yeah, that was Mrs Patricia, the archivist. Busty identified her a few strips later. We still have no idea what spell Busty’s sister (Blondie, maybe?) put on her in #188…
So faeries magic is stored in their chest? Makes sense I suppose.
Seriously poor Patience. Their is a limit to pleasure you know.
I’m starting to see why the ‘pure white princess’ see’s her cousin as being ugly. If she can’t feel sexual desire then anything relating to it must just be a joke to her.
That would require all of us to want it to pull out, no? I’m sure that as long as one person wants it to keep going, the faerie magic will keep it going. It’s going to choose the more perverted option.
Don’t worry. The existence of male faeries is as of yet unconfirmed.
Then again, Jaycee has mentioned faeries hold wild parties with squirrels, and one piece of art depicting a faerie party showed somewhat anthropomorphic squirrels serving as waiters.
So… maybe, if those were what passes for the male of the faerie species instead of a show of faerie cruelty to animals, the answer to your question is: “In their tails”.
23 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #340”
Urazz
Patience worried about knocking herself up or something. I figured she would be to aroused to be embarrassed. lol
Michael
Actually, constant stimulation, without any break, can become quite painful.
Poor Patience!
Urazz
I’m aware of that but I figured the conversation shows that not enough time has passed for her to be at that point.
Gallstone
There is also the possibility that the invisible dong has gone somewhere she’d rather it didn’t…
And/Or the level of stimulation is just too powerful for Patience to bear.
Jakobs
Wait, so are the faeries under her control or not?
khamya9
I wonder if that’s “Volcanic” like Kilauea in Hawaii which has been erupting non-stop since the ’80s but no one nearby really minds unless the lava melts their backyard. Or “Volcanic” like the 1815 mount tambora eruption that resulted in “the year without a summer” and was about 600 times more intense than Mt St Helens? Or does that depend on the volume by which the faerie in question exceeds the minimum mass to cast the spell?
da Doctah
I sense deliberate ambiguity over just who “her” refers to in this context.
Kol Drake
Not to be a word snob but…. shouldn’t it be “….but THOSE puppies can’t hold enough magic…” ?
Gallstone
Poor Patience… >.<;
Ray
Or “volcanic” like the Yellowstone super volcano. Where the ash layer from its last eruption was 6 feet deep. In Texas.
khamya9
Yup, that’s one of the few that does VEI 8 rated eruptions. Though not within human existence. Tambora is the top that humans have recorded. All the bigger ones we just look at the evidence and go “daaaaaammn, glad I wasn’t around when that happened”.
Still, imagine a orgasm like Kilauea… rockin’ for 32 years non-stop. Even if it doesn’t have the big bang of yellowstone or tambora that’d be an insane orgasm.
Lurker
Hmmm, I can’t shake the feeling that I have seen this woman before…
(ref: https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/comic/public/0185-man-on-a-mission/)
Explosive orgasms? I’m a fan!
Gustav
Yeah, that was Mrs Patricia, the archivist. Busty identified her a few strips later. We still have no idea what spell Busty’s sister (Blondie, maybe?) put on her in #188…
Lurker
Of course we know!
(https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/comic/public/0202-schoolin-faeries/)
Well, you do. I was a bit preoccupied at the time.
Anonymous
So faeries magic is stored in their chest? Makes sense I suppose.
Seriously poor Patience. Their is a limit to pleasure you know.
I’m starting to see why the ‘pure white princess’ see’s her cousin as being ugly. If she can’t feel sexual desire then anything relating to it must just be a joke to her.
Tharkon
If the invisible dong does what anyone wants, can’t they just order it to get out?
Michael
That would require all of us to want it to pull out, no? I’m sure that as long as one person wants it to keep going, the faerie magic will keep it going. It’s going to choose the more perverted option.
Urazz
Though maybe if only that one person wants it to stay in, then it won’t be so bad.
Kol Drake
Now, all we are missing is the sweetie with the huge bewbies + blue nipples.
Gallstone
Wrong time period.
MidnightDStroyer
Volcanic Orgasm?
*Gets some popcorn*
I’m gonna lava this!
R
If their breast is what holds their magic, where does a male fairies magic come from?
…
wait don’t answer that.
Gallstone
Don’t worry. The existence of male faeries is as of yet unconfirmed.
Then again, Jaycee has mentioned faeries hold wild parties with squirrels, and one piece of art depicting a faerie party showed somewhat anthropomorphic squirrels serving as waiters.
So… maybe, if those were what passes for the male of the faerie species instead of a show of faerie cruelty to animals, the answer to your question is: “In their tails”.
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