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Bloomin’ Faeries! #382

23 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #382

  1. Well that is weird as hell O.o

  2. Just start clapping.

    1. You mean fapping, right?

      I mean, look where you are. 😉

      1. So THAT’S the sound of one hand clapping, isn’t it? Zen riddle solved!

  3. I’mma pull some wings off of some faeries.

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    1. Don’t you dare

  4. Looks like it’s ‘less exposition, more action’ time.

  5. Now I am extra worry due to the start of this story.

  6. Well at least it’s a self solving problem.

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  7. Are they gonna give her a Red Bull?

    1. You sir are evil. And I salute you.

  8. Let me guess, her birthday was Yesterday?

  9. Happy birthday to you!

  10. So why didn’t Masopik become a human baby? (Kudos if anyone gets the reference)

    1. Different Universe?

  11. … and we’re supposed to care because…?

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    1. *high fives Zeed* As the kids used to say, word. Adios Crystal, don’t let the door hit you on your dissolving from reality backside.

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  12. Goodbye, Crystal. 🙁

    1. No, no no no, see that is supposed to be a smiley face emoticon at the end of your sentence there, Gallstone. 😉

      {This post brought to you by a reader who is a member of the ‘If you live a lifetime full of being a {CENSORED} saying I’m sorry at the very end doesn’t get you a pass” Association.}

      Won’t be sad to see Crystal dissolve into nothingness.

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      1. She may have been horrible, but I’m not. I don’t like to gloat.

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  13. It’s always sad to see someone like Crystal die before they can be properly punished.

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  14. Man, that was not funny at all.

  15. I hope the way the fairies react to the death of one of their own is to go on a magical spree that causes lots of boobs to grow and humans to become ever more sexually active!

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