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Bloomin’ Faeries! #397

56 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #397

  1. … faeries can be like phoenixes?

  2. Q,Q7

    1. Hey Choppy! Long time no see.
      Still enjoying your “assets”, or have they dissipated by now?

  3. Yes, she is now nude 😀 <3 ('bout time too, after all she has done to others )

    1. She doesn’t seem to mind.

  4. A reverse Phoenix.
    The blonde fairy is regenerated by being exposed to the energy.

    1. So is the Lurker.
      Or maybe…. mutated?

      1. Can’t be worse than being Shelob’s zombie puppet.

        1. Remember the magic rule: on a scale of 1-10 nothing is EVER a 10. It can always get worse.

  5. And the faerie that hatches from that egg is the faerie that she’s telling the story to.

    1. That’s what I said last week, it’s Attitude.

  6. Does that mean Heather gets her Lurker back?
    And why should a fairy have an egg that is at least two times as big as a fairy?

    1. Maybe because two faeries fused and one was human-sized?
      Or because it has a very thick shell to keep the nascent faerie safe?
      *shrug*

      1. Or maybe there are twin fairies in that egg since there was probably too much matter from the fusion. /shrug

    2. Heather is superficial and narcissistic. Yes, I admit that I was infatuated with her, and I may still be on some primal level, but I believe that the multitude of things that had happened since then gave me new insights and a new perspective. I am no longer the same naive princess-worshiper that I used to be.

      1. Does that mean you won’t sleep with her again if given the opportunity Lurker? 😛

        1. First of all, it was a faerie induced compulsion so it does not count. And unless my association with Shelob made me immune, it may happen happen again — it only takes one zap.

          Secondly, no sleeping was involved. That was high quality fornication.

          And finally, she was using me, not the other way around.

        2. So, that’s a yes? Or a “HELL YES!!!”? 😀

        3. Whatever it was, it sounded kinda muffled, like something was being pressed in his face.

        4. Most likely not. I’d rather try to find a woman that I could care about and who could care about me. It’s a big castle, and there must be some decent folks in it.

  7. Well, now…… This can’t be standard reproduction, or faerie numbers would steadily decrease.

    1. If it produces at least an average of three faeries, though…

      1. True. But if that isn’t a certainty, they’re doomed to extinction.

        1. That certainly explains why there are so few fairies nowadays.

  8. The fact Yellow Stinkgnat is sobbing eases things… just a little, she still saved herself at the cost of two faeries

    1. It is possible her mutilation meant she was incapable of doing it herself. She mentioned losing her wings made her weak.

    2. On one hand, she had me captured by Shelob. Believe me, this is not an experience you want to try.

      But on the other hand, she was also instrumental in saving me. And given that I was probably helping torture her (not that I had a choice, or any kind of free will for that matter), I’d say we’re probably even.

      1. You might.
        But will she?
        Remember, she’s proven to be rather nastier than Autumn.

        1. That remains to be seen.

  9. Hmm, just what surprises is Lurker in for? o_O

    1. Two big ones, attached to the naked faerie.

      Can’t think of a better sight to wake up to.

      1. Size is relative.
        Also, those two surprises are a sign of how many people she’s tormented…..
        I’d sooner see a smooth faerie on awakening. ^^;

        1. All things considered, Autumn arguably treated me better than the human castle residents.

  10. yellow grew her leg back

  11. Smutty comic aside that is actually some super interesting lore. I started reading this because wooo big tits. But this is the kinda shit that keeps me coming back.

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    1. Big tits fall under super interesting lore. Known fact.

    2. I agree. The art is great, but the story has its high points too.

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  12. I wonder how many backpack spiders are still creeping about the dark corners of BFWorld….

  13. RIP spider. You were the last honest creature in this comic.

    1. You forget Gustav

      1. Thanks for sticking up for me. I appreciate it.

        1. Haven’t heard from you for some time Gus, how have you been?
          Sorry for not keeping in touch, but I had a bit of spider problem.

        2. You could say, you had a spider on your back (way worse than a Yoda)

        3. Or a monkey.

        4. Well, last I remember, I was leading Baby to where Thane was being held…

        5. Sounds like a good vacation spot. But then, any place that Thane spends enough time at becomes a good vacation spot.

        6. I think the brothel’s owner probably raised his rates recently….

        7. He moved into a city.

  14. Okay this really leaves us with a few questions.
    1) did the yellow fairy suddenly get her lost limbs back?
    2) does fairies comes from eggs.
    I may have just been imagining things but I always envinised that fairies came into being when a momma fairy and a daddy fairy loved each other very much

    1. 1. It seems that eruption of energy healed both the blonde meanie and the Lurker, regenerating all damage done to them.
      2. We have never seen a male faerie. It’s still anyone’s guess.

    2. It is an Alchemical egg – you know, bathe it in the magical fire, Solve et Coagula, Putrefactio, Generatio and so on, until it’s time to break the Hermetic Seal and release the Spirits, the Homunculi or what have you. I’m not sure this is the most common method of breeding a fairy, though.

  15. So lurker, after being bitten and puppetted by a giant mythical spider and consuming faerie parts is some kind of “Spiderman” slash “Gandalf.” With great power comes great responsibility, that you shall not pass – – up on.

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