Welcome to Bloomin' Faeries!Posted 14:25
Sat 10 April
Artist RRPennell and myself are proud to present the fruit of several months of hard labor to you all. No, these aren't our real names -- don't ask. For the sake of salvaging what little good reputations we both have in our respective fields, we're going to remain anonymous. At least for a while.
So what's this about? This weekly webcomic (updated every Monday) will feature the (mis)adventures of some poor human who crossed one faerie or another the wrong way. Most faeries are generally harmless, but if you offend them, they'll be quick to leave you with a curse that you won't soon forget. Usually, it's pretty embarassing -- and definitely naughty.
"Yet another porn webcomic?" you ask. "Like the web doesn't have enough of those already, right?"
You're not wrong, this is kind of what it is -- minus the porn part. We're taking great pains to keep it clean, yet to have something sexy to show you. If the topic of sex disturbs you, we kindly redirect you to Disney.com or somesuch cleaner website. RR & I have dirty minds and make no apologies for it. It's very possible that you successfully cleansed your spirit of all this dirty sex stuff, but I've consistently failed despite my (revoked!) religious upbringing. Now, I just embrace the dirtiness, and wallow in it.
So without further ado, I redirect you to the comics. Come wallow with us a little. You know you want to.
And if you happen to like it, let your friends know about this place. We sure can use the traffic!