So now, Brooke knows about faeries. She took it pretty well, in fact. I guess when you go from warlock to talking about faeries, there’s not much of a step left to take. So I introduced her to Minx, who was a little shy at first. Then, when I explained Minx was the one responsible for the handshake orgasm, she started beaming. “That was me!” she exclaimed with pride. She also looked at Brooke with curiosity. “You’re very pretty. With boobs like that, I bet you have sex all the time, right?” Continue reading “Revelations”
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The Puzzle Completed
Sorry for cutting it short yesterday. Convinced Mandy to go see Killer Elite. It’s not her type of movie, so she was doing it to be nice to me. Thus, it was my duty to at least make sure we were on time.
Anyway, after talking to Meghan, I think I’ve figured out what’s been going on:
- Last year, she thought I was cheating on her with Zuri (crazy, but hey, that’s what she thought)
- In retaliation, she flirted with Brooke, who didn’t need much flirting to sleep with her
- When I found out, Brooke cut all ties with her. She kept trying to be in touch, but he ignored her
- After he got turned into a woman, Brooke finally relented and made contact with her
- This “contact” was done anonymously (sorta). “He” introduced himself as Bria, male Brooke’s imaginary cousin (to explain the resemblance in clothing styles)
- Apparently, under this “Bria” identity, Brooke told Meghan that she was Brooke’s best wingman (a partner who helps a guy pick up chicks)
- Meghan and “Bria” got to know each other. Eventually, they slept together, and it sounds like they saw stars!
- They’ve been “together” ever since. Which means Bria/Brooke is leading a double-relationship: one with Roseanne, and one with Meghan.
So the more things change, the more they stay the same. Brooke is still chasing tail. And this time, as a girl, she’s probably more devastating than ever (which girl would REALLY have her guard up against another chick?). And if she’s dating two girls, there’s no reason to believe he’s not dating even MORE than that. Mandy (with whom I shared all this) naturally agrees with me.
Guess I’m overdue for a little chat with Brooke.
–Jaycee
Two Coffees and a Chick
So I met for coffee with Meghan Thursday morning. I unfortunately couldn’t write about it until now…
But first, the question on everyone’s lips. Well, maybe not lips (or everyone’s), but the question that needs to be answered: did I tell Mandy about the coffee date?
Yes, I DID! Continue reading “Two Coffees and a Chick”
Meeting Meghan
I guess it was just a matter of time before Meghan and I ran into each other. I’m a regular at Coffeehaus, and so is she. The only reason why I don’t think she’s seen me before is because I’m on the mezzanine while she stays at ground level, near the entrance. That, and the fact that I come in before she does. But finally, this morning, we bumped into each other.
Last time we “talked,” she was experiencing hot, spontaneous and very public orgasms (remember?). We never really met after that (and I’m NOT complaining). This morning, though, I was a little late leaving my place. (Not that it’s any of your business, but Mandy’s “sex-hand-gun” still works, as does mine!). I often drop by Coffeehaus to get my morning java, but I usually do that much earlier than 8:00 AM. Not this morning, though. As I lined up in the queue, I kept doing some work on my iPad and listened to some music. I didn’t notice the girl that queued in right after me. Yeah, HER. Continue reading “Meeting Meghan”
Guess Who I Saw at Coffeehaus? (Part 2)
Enough with the suspense, here’s what happened on Sunday, AFTER Mandy noticed Meghan sitting by herself at a table on the ground floor.
As I said, she wasn’t really alone. She was soon joined by Brooke, dressed in her unmistakable pick-up artist style. It used to good on her as a guy, it now looks even better on her as a chick. And that hot chick was now hovering again around my ex-girlfriend, Meghan. If you’re just now joining us, you should know that I throw up a little in my mouth, these days, every time I think about Meg. And while I’ve moved on and forgiven Brooke for sleeping with her (as a guy) when she and I dated, my stomach sank low when I noticed the two together at Coffeehaus. Continue reading “Guess Who I Saw at Coffeehaus? (Part 2)”
Guess Who I Saw at Coffeehaus?
I’ve recently found a new place to hang out, a coffee shop called Coffeehaus. I’ve been going there for a few weeks to write up my scripts for the strips. The atmosphere is pretty hip. They have carpets, and tons of bookshelves with real books. Books from the 19th and 20th Century, covering all sorts of topics. And the place has two floors, and serves coffee at tables, unlike Starbucks. The waiters and waitresses are very friendly, and remember what you want when you’re a regular.
This morning, I went there to write, accompanied by Mandy, who wanted to tag along to buy some fashion magazines. (She’s not ACTUALLY into these magazines, she says; she just wants to make fun of the skinny models and silly quizzes they have.) I didn’t mind her company, on the contrary. It was nice to have her there, especially because it gave me someone to bounce ideas off of for sexual gags. So we went to my usual table, on the second floor, in the corner, and I got to writing. Continue reading “Guess Who I Saw at Coffeehaus?”
Here Comes Meghan!
It’s all Attitude’s fault, I’m sure of it. Of course, the little devil is hiding from me right now, but I have no doubt she’s been messing with Meghan.
Let me start from the beginning. Yesterday, as mentioned, I went to lunch with Megan, equipped with all the poison I could carry in my mind. I was ready to let her have it, both for her thing with Brooke, and for being unable to face me through it all. But the moment I got to the restaurant (nothing fancy, but we had a booth), I could see on her face she was upset. It didn’t matter all that much to me. I took my coldest tone and asked what was up. Continue reading “Here Comes Meghan!”
Farewell Zuri, Hello Meghan?
As I said last week, Zuri was leaving the country this week. And now she’s gone, and I kind of miss her. In this dark time, she was a good friend to me, even though we haven’t know each other very long. We promised each other we’d stay in touch, but I think we both know these are good intentions that are going to fade once she arrives to her new destination. Continue reading “Farewell Zuri, Hello Meghan?”
Gift to Meghan
Hello, all pervs!
I haven’t told Jaycee about this, but I’ve left a little “gift” to Meghan when she came to pick up her things last week. Since she’s SO bent on having a relationship with Brooke, I decided she should get the complete deal, as well as a way to know if he’s cheating on her. Continue reading “Gift to Meghan”
“You’re an Idiot.”
I’ve had a very crappy week. I’m sure you’ll understand why.
On Tuesday, when I came home, I found Meghan’s key to my apartment on the kitchen table, without so much as a farewell note. Attitude later told me she’d taken all of her things with her. When I asked if she looked sad or upset, or anything, Attitude just shrugged and said I was an idiot. Then I asked her if ANY of this was her doing, if she’d done something to Meghan or Brooke BEFORE the trip, just to ruin my relationships with them. Again, she shrugged. “You’re an idiot, like I said,” was the only response. So I dropped the topic. Continue reading ““You’re an Idiot.””
Tales from Jaycee’s Vacations (Epilogue)
Well, I’m back home and back to work. If you’ve followed the tragic and upsetting tale of Meghan and Brooke’s hookup during the trip, you may wonder what’s happened during the last day before we all returned home. I’ll summarize it here (and keep it short because I’m in no mood to dwell on this topic). Continue reading “Tales from Jaycee’s Vacations (Epilogue)”
Tales from Jaycee’s Vacations (V)
The last two days have been eventful, and not in the most pleasant way, I’m afraid. I’m leaving the resort tomorrow, to return home with several changed relationships.
On Wednesday, there was more diving. Meghan didn’t join us because she wanted to catch some sun rays on the beach, and Brooke was off to visit some mystical Mayan cave a few hours from the resort (a place where there had been some human sacrifices, apparently). So Zuri and I joined half a dozen other divers and went off to check out some new coral reef sites. Continue reading “Tales from Jaycee’s Vacations (V)”
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