Hi,
If there was a cross between Dungeons & Dragons and Bloomin’ Faeries!, what kind of magical items do you think faeries would create in that world?
Feel free to be as general or stat-specific as you want. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Hi,
If there was a cross between Dungeons & Dragons and Bloomin’ Faeries!, what kind of magical items do you think faeries would create in that world?
Feel free to be as general or stat-specific as you want. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
21 thoughts on “D&D Magic Item Ideas?”
MackieOzora
Book of Erotic Fantasy type of stuff?
Jaycee
Something like that, yeah. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Jaycee
In a D&D thread I read recently, someone suggested a “Wand of Humming,” which is slightly thicker than a regular wand, and just hums when you hold it. Apparently, when wielded by female sorcerers, it has more… wondrous properties.. 😉
You get the idea. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
norman728
Baldur’s gate already has that infamous Girdle
Muhznit
The Orb of Truth: A legendary orb that forces everyone to tell the truth to the one who holds it. The only problem is that it’s identical to…
The Orb of Gullibility: More notorious than legendary, this makes the user gullible enough to believe everyone is telling them the truth.
Semtech
This actually isn’t my original idea but it’s something I’ve wanted to use in DnD for a long time.
You’re party enters the chamber. It is vacant except for one object in the center of the room. As you all file in the female member of your party gasp and cry out as they, seemingly of their own violation, begin to strip out of their armor and saunter over to the pole, dancing around it to an unheard beat. The words pushing forth from their mouths, however, put a different twist on the scene.
“Ah… I can’t… stop… my body”
The Cursed Stripper Pole – Enchants any women who stray too close to strip and dance until such time as they are forcibly removed from it’s presence.
AlaskaClose
“A wizard’s staff has a knob upon the end…” o/~
Armor Bikini +5: protects more the less it covers.
Rod of Wonders: Jokes are too easy.
Scroll of Paralyzing Orgasm
Sword of Compensation: It’s a big, powerful, magical sword, but it shrinks the other sword.
Ring of Succubus Control
Oil of Massage (Hot)
Amulets of Mind Swap (probably set up that first one is unable to be removed, then the other, so one of the people has control)
Nahal
Incense of Sune (or any deity with love in their portfolio): Lasts 1/hr per level. Fills a 30x30x10 area with a faint pink mist. Living creatures that inhale it must make a will save or become intensely aroused, receptive, and become open to sex acts they would never consider normally. Even those who resist its effects initially find the temptation only grows stronger.
Mechanics: Treat the character as being Charmed by other beings of any race/gender pairing they find sexually attractive. In addition, any solicitation for sex acts by appropriate beings is treated as if delivered by a Suggestion spell: requests that fall within their normal sexual preferences are granted without hesitation, those outside their comfort zone (e.g., bdsm for vanilla folks) allow an additional save at no penalty to ignore that specific request, while obviously dangerous or suicidal requests automatically free them from further influence for 24 hours. Every 10 minutes they remain in the mist requires an additional save at a -2 penalty, stacking up to -10.
Potion of Performance: Allows the imbiber to automatically succeed at any Con checks related to sexual fatigue for one hour.
Ring of Nymphomania: Cursed item. Whenever the wearer receives an offer to engage in sex acts from someone they find even remotely attractive, they must make a contested will save at -5 vs a Persuade check or immediately accept, provided the request involves an act they would normally agree to. Acts that fall outside their comfort zone require a save at no penalty, while dangerous or suicidal acts do not trigger the ring’s effect.
Potion of Free Love: Lasts one hour per caster level (Max 12). Grants the imbiber immunity to all sexual transmitted diseases and renders them temporarily infertile for the duration of the effect.
Mordenkainen’s Love Nest: An enchanted door that behaves normally unless the correct trigger is spoken. When activated the door instead opens into an extradimensional space designed when the item is created. The space contains one 10×10 cube per caster level. The space it creates reflects the sexual proclivities of the user (e.g. mountain cabin, library, dungeon, etc.) any living person who enters the space must make a will save vs the creator’s save DC or be place under an effect similar to Incense of Sune.
Nahal
Actually, better make it 1hr/level (max 5) for the performance potion.
Nahal
And yeah, the love nest should assemble itself per the conscious (and unconscious) sexual desires of the user, complete with variants of the Unseen Servant spell that are invisible until summoned by one of the occupants, at which point they take on an appearance they will find sexually attractive.
Jaycee
No one’s suggested the Booby Trap yet? Too obvious?
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Nahal
That’d have to be a whole series:
Booby Traps can be either amulets or applied as an enchantment to any woman’s article of clothing. Designed to protect the wearer against unwanted sexual advances, they can be set to trigger with a keyword or when the wearer is grappled by a person vulnerable to mind-affecting effects. All booby traps require a will save and can be used once per day.
Lesser Booby Trap: Assailant is stunned for 1d6 rounds if failure, dazed for 1 round if succeeds.
Booby Trap: If failure: Confused for 1d6 rounds, after which a new save is attempted each round. If success: dazed for 1d4 rounds
Greater Booby Trap: Charmed for 1d6 rounds if failure, dazed for 1d6 rounds if successful
Epic Booby Trap: If failure: Dominated automatically for 1d6 rounds, after which point a new save is allowed each round. If success: Stunned for 1d6 rounds.
Jaycee
I was more thinking of the really obvious one: Chest with a “Booby Trap” triples the breast size (if target is female) or gives boobs (if target is male). Effect is dispelled by the next orgasm the target has. (Which might not take long if the target picks up the “Gloves of Self-Pleasure” or the Wand of Spontaneous Orgasms lying nearby.)
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
She Jesus
Or the cursed booty?
Treasure endowed with a curse that makes one’s assets grow to epic proportions.
Extende Play
check out the book “encyclopaedia arcane: nymphology – blue magic” a d&d/d20/open game suplement on sex magic in d&d
Bhelliom Rahl
The Deck of Many Orgasms.
Like the Deck of Many Things, you hold the deck and say how many cards you are going to draw, then the fun starts. Each card has a different effect;
Sex Change, Breast Enlargement, Constant Blue Balls, Can only be vulgar when talking to women.
52 wonderful Fairy Curse just waiting to be chosen. Some people with love the curse others will hate them.
John
I always liked Oglaf’s idea of the amulet that makes everyone rave about your sexual prowess no matter how bad you are. I think its funny.
you could also check out the Corruption of Champions D&D stream for some ideas, generally more extreme body modding but somewhat similar. not sure whether it is Savin or Fenoxo’s channel. but they also post the VOD’s to youtube.
wilddeath
i coulda sworn you asked this in a previous post… i had a great answer back then… one moment ill dig it up.
From March 7th 2014:
The deck of many flings. how it works is you draw from the deck a number of cards then it disappears. whatever cards come up have their effect happen immediately. here is what happens with each card.
Deck of Many Flings
Balance – Changes the character’s sexual habits (the chaste become promiscuous, vice versa)
Comet – If the character’s next orgasm occurs during a meteor shower, gain a level.
Donjon – Don Johnson appears. Let fate take it’s course.
Euryale – Causes a permanent penalty on all saving throws vs. disease
Fates – The Fates arrive and they are ready to party. When the party ends, they divine your next sexual encounter.
Flames – It’s as bad as you think it is. You’ll need to see a cleric no lower than 14th-level.
Fool – A spectral prostitute appears, seduces you, and takes all of your gold.
Gem – A wealthy patron offers to trade you immense wealth for a single favor. A sexy favor.
Idiot – The character’s Intelligence score is permanently lowered and you forget how to have sex.
Jester – The opposite sex finds you hilarious. This does not guarantee sexual encounters but it does give the character a +4 bonus on all Charisma-based checks.
Key – No chastity belt is safe from your charms.
Knight – A handsome knight appears to love you, valorously.
Moon – You now like big butts and you cannot lie (about that).
Rogue – An NPC friend will attempt to seduce the characters lover.
Ruin – The Terrasque appears and is ready to get it in there. Run.
Skull – Undead creatures love you. LOOOOOOVE you.
Star – You are transported to the Midnight Glade. The Fey King Winter is here. Seduce him and gain a level.
Sun – You are transported to the Marital Meadow. The Fey Queen of Summer is here. Do it up, Tiger and gain a level.
Talons – DICK TALONSSSSSSSSSSSS. DICK TALONS!
Throne – The characters Charisma increases by 4 points and they now own a high-class bordello in a capital city. Nothing trashy. All classy.
Vizier – The character learns the secrets to satisfying any lovers deepest desire and is immune to all sexually transmitted diseases.
The Void – You no longer derive any pleasure from sex.
wilddeath
also side note are we limited only to items? there are plenty of creatures i could see being used by fairies to cause mischief.
for instance:
Entangling Vines: For when you and your lover want to take bdsm to the next level.
Nahal
Another one. Sorry, this is too much fun.
Rod of Thane’s Blessing
Based on extensive study of “Thanified” women (or a faerie who thought it was too much fun not to spread around), the rod appears at first glance to be a roughly footlong shaft of hardwood capped with gold on either end and etched with runes. When the rod is pointed at a living humanoid and the correct trigger spoken, the target must make a fort save or acquire the “Thanified” template until their next extended rest. However, each time a given person uses the rod there is a cumulative 5% chance that they are affected as well. If so, they must immediately make a will save or be consumed with lust for their target until they have sex with them or take an extended rest.
Thanified template:
Thanified individuals are transformed into a sexually idealized form of their normal selves. Even the most homely orc becomes an exotic beauty, and elves… well. Let’s not go there. The Thanified experience orgasms several times more intense than normal people, and live life in a near-constant state of arousal. If they’re not having sex, it’s a good bet they’re thinking about it or settling for the next-best thing.
Super Sexy: All Thanified receive +2 to CON and +4 to CHA, which stacks with other bonuses.
Made for Fucking: Thanified receive a further +5 to all STR, DEX, and CON-based skill checks related to sexual activity. In addition, any bonuses or positive effects tied to orgasms are doubled due to the increased potency of their climaxes
Worry-free: Thanified are infertile and immune to sexually-transmitted diseases
Horny as Fuck: Any time a Thanified is propositioned for sex by someone they would find even remotely attractive, they must make a will save (using their WIS modifier) vs the opponent’s persuade check at a penalty equal to 2*(number of hours since they last had sex, not counting sleep). If the Thanified fails, their constantly-simmering lust boils over and must have sex with the other person as soon as possible.
Jaycee
Wow, I’m impressed, this is really good.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
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