I’ll get back to Attitude’s recent mischief in a moment, but since I haven’t talked about my life here in a good while, I should probably recap the last few months for your benefit.
I’m still working as a freelance writer, usually from home. Sometimes, I go in coffee shops, just so I can see people. Minx occasionally joins me and plays pranks on unsuspecting customers (usually minor stuff, like embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions).
I’m not dating anyone. After gaining faerie sight, it became pretty easy to pick up girls. It was a great boost to my self-confidence. I realized, however, that I was headed down a very slippery slope, morally speaking. Minx didn’t really understand why my problem was, but she helped me tune out the ability so that I don’t really notice sexual arousal unless I deliberately want to see it.
I dated Fredrika for a while, but it didn’t work out. I’ve come to realize I like girls with strong, bold personalities, and Fredrika was a bit too much of a wallflower for my taste.
Brooke and Meghan are still together. They share an apartment near the Old Port. It’s pretty posh.
I have no clue where Mandy is gone. She’s still MIA.
But now, back to the recent events. More specifically, let’s talk about Blog, that entity that had “invaded” my electronic space. It looked like something living in the cloud, in the vicinity of my website. It’s been wiped clean now, but it’s been keeping busy for the last year and change. Keeping busy doing what, you ask? Keeping busy maintaining a relationship with Morgan, of all people!
So here’s what happened (again, put together from my conversations with Minx and Attitude): Blog kept electronic contact with Morgan, my former sexy MILF of a boss. It went as far as impersonating me (video and audio) through Skype conversations. I’ve found the logs of those conversations, too. For some reason, Blog seemed to enjoy recording them. It seems to have learned a lot about me over time and did a very credible model of my appearance. And for reasons that are still beyond me at this time, it preyed on Morgan’s weird attraction to me, and had her do all sorts of very sexual things for the camera. (Seriously, I know people who’d PAY to see what she did.)
But that stuff isn’t the important (or most interesting) part of what happened. Blog’s logs have allowed me to find Morgan’s electronic contact info. So last night, I contacted her. I didn’t let on that I wasn’t the copy of myself (and I realize how weird this sounds as I write it), just to avoid alarming her. I’m still not sure what happened to her, but I want to find out. She’s in town, but didn’t want to tell me where she lives. We’ve agreed to meet in person. This surprised her a little, apparently because “I’ve” repeatedly refused to do it in the last year, but she was thrilled that I’d changed my mind. (From the way she talked, she’s way deeper into this relationship than I am, and I have to be careful about what I say and do, if I don’t want to spook her.)
So we’re meeting tomorrow night at some bar, the Cherry Pick. I’ll tell you more about it after I’ve meet her. Maybe this will be an opportunity to catch that Hobo that’s been torturing her…
–Jaycee
Attitude is back.
Some of you may have noticed some difficulties with the site in the last few weeks (including a blank page, wonky navigation, loss of old posts, etc.). You would think by now I’d have figured out that whenever something goes wrong, it’s because of a faerie. I didn’t use to think that, but the last years have definitely taught me the truth of that. So yes, it was Attitude’s fault.
But perhaps I should start from the beginning. I’ve pieced together what happened from talking to Minx, from some Attitude’s own comments, and by deducing the rest.
Attitude has been back in my flat since the beginning of February, more or less. Because she has seniority over Minx, especially where I’m concerned, she made Minx promise to keep silent about her return. Upon learning that Minx had shared her name with me, she became furious. While she understood why Minx had done it (I’d saved her life), it meant she could not directly affect me anymore.
So she did the next best thing: she “talked” to something called Blog. Apparently this “Blog” is a techno-magical entity (that’s my word for it) she created within my site a long time ago. She says it was there to “become me” and mess things up a little (more on that later). Attitude was so angry that she asked Blog to trash the site. Blog was very happy to do so and snuck in a bunch of malicious code everywhere in the site. This led to the blank page some of you may have encountered. (I’m glad to report that this was resolved and Blog no longer exists within my site, but there’s more to THAT story).
Attitude may not have been able to curse me directly, but that doesn’t mean she was helpless. She looked at the people in my life and decided to have some fun with them. And this leads to… Jennifer. She and I have been like brother and sister for the longest time (long-time readers of my blog know she’s just a friend to me). Attitude, however, decided to change that. Just this past Wednesday, Jennifer & I came back to my place after going to the movies. We decided to play some Guitar Hero for a bit. After a few games, however, Jennifer’s eyes flew wide open. Thanks to my faerie sight, I saw her arousal levels rocket skyward and break the sound barrier. She let out a sharp yelp and turned to face me. I realized I was in trouble and moved to stand up, but she was faster and pushed me back into the couch. She quickly straddled me, lifted her shirt and shoved her large dreamy boobs into my face.
Okay, let me pause the action for a moment. Folks, I’m just a guy. You shove these kinds of breasts in my face and I’m going to have an erection, no matter how I feel about the owner of aforementioned boobs.
So yeah, we did it. Un-pause.
And then, we did it again. And a few more times after that. Jennifer was quite the manic sex beast–something I didn’t expect from a shy girl like her. Even after several orgasms, I could see her horniness stayed at “11.” She wasn’t relenting. She kept looking down at her crotch in disbelief, as if it was a separate part of her that was out of control, and she couldn’t understand why it wasn’t satisfied. But understanding wasn’t required, just satisfaction. Even when I went soft, she found other ways for me to give her orgasms. I’ll tell you, she was pretty creative.
And suddenly, it stopped and she fell to the ground, exhausted and breathing heavily. I got up to bring her some water, but while I was in the bathroom, I heard the apartment door close. I peered outside–Jennifer was gone.
After that incident, I grilled Minx to learn more about why she did this to Jennifer, but she shook her head and remained tight lipped about what happened. I was about to get upset when I heard a familiar voice. It dripped with an anger and contempt I immediately recognized.
“Leave her out of this. This was my doing.”
Yeah. Attitude was back.
Sometimes, things don’t quite turn out the way faeries expect them to… 🙂
–Jaycee
Hi,
The site has had some severe problems and I’m very sorry for the difficulties you may have had in reaching it. I’ve been able to more or less salvage SOME of the content, but it’s possible the entire backlog of blog entries are gone for good. I’ve been able to put up the current strip but not the old/previous ones. I’m going to try and get them back up ASAP. In the meantime, I apologize for the ugliness and sloppiness of the content. I’ll do my best to fix this ASAP.
–Jaycee
Hey all,
On the side, I’ve been working with some very nice fellows (from Montreal, Canada) to organize and publish TWO new webcomics:

The everyday adventures of a videogame heroine trying to make it in a world of puppets. Brought to you by Lucien Soulban (writer) and Ghislain Barbe (artist).

The mundane woes of an evil king dealing with reality, family members, and bad finances. Brought to you by Henbe.
I’m extremely proud to be able to assist in getting those published. Hope you give them a shot and leave them some comments.
–Jaycee
Guess who came early this year?
No, not Santa, of course not. It’s Heather, as always. And this year, she’ll be featured in a guest strip/pinup by Navarro/Cabrera (a.k.a. PortalComic), delivered to you on Monday in lieu of the usual Wondollar strip. If you find yourself wondering what led to this naughty situation, you can always become a member. Or, if you don’t want to commit to a regular payment, why not visit the store and purchase the bundle of comics available there? It’s a great value and you only buy what you want.
Best Wishes for the Holiday Season.
–Jaycee
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Hey all,
I haven’t been very regular with blog updates since Summer, but there are good reasons for this. I’ve been increasing my writing output to see if I could take this thing to the next level. I also wanted to check with Wondollar to see if he could consistently deliver more comics a week. So now, here’s the good news:
Starting January 2013, Bloomin’ Faeries! is going bi-weekly. No, not once every OTHER week, we mean TWICE a week. That means a strip on Monday, as before, and another one on Thursday.
There’s just one caveat: we’re going to test this for 3 months. If the strip bleeds too much money, I may revise this in the other direction. If, however, it shows enough financial viability, we may see about further increasing the strip count. (This also depends on how much more work Wondollar can take.)
The members will also gain some additional benefits, but I’m saving that for another post.
–Jaycee
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Hi everyone,
The strip is in its third year, now, and has introduced a lot of characters & storylines. I thought it was high time we recapped who’s who, who’s got what curse, and what they’re up to. Wondollar and I have been working on the side to create some Fact Sheets about the main characters (and some side ones that we like). Starting Thursday this week and up to Christmas, we’ll be publishing these fact sheets every week. Be sure to visit and get an additional fix of BloominVerse every week.
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EDIT: I’ve decided to put the Fact Sheets on Saturday instead, so more exposure is given to the main strip instead of the Fact Sheets.
–Jaycee
Is it just me, or is the opening song of Big Bang Theory discreetly mimicking having sex?
My points:
- “Our whole universe was in a hot dense state…” (that’s how it gets started, baby)
- “Then nearly fourteen million years ago expansion started — wait!” (is the universe having an erection???)
- The rhythm picks up to a pretty good sex beat
- Ends with a nice visual of a white explosion, accompanied by the enthusiastic singing of the word “BANG!!!”
So maybe it’s just me and my dirty mind, but I thought I’d share it with you. What do YOU think?
–Jaycee
Long-time readers may remember a time when the site had cleaner, friendlier ads. Almost 2 years ago, I was forced to quit Project Wonderful because Bloomin’ Faeries! was deemed an adult comic (not just NSFW) and was gently escorted out of the system.
Yesterday, however, I got great news: Project Wonderful now officially supports adult comics and content, so I’m now in a position to resume advertising through that network. This means I can (gradually) remove the Juicy Ads (which have not been very lucrative of late) and resume advertising better targeted sites.
Still, if you remain bothered by the ads, you can always become a member and get rid of them. 🙂
–Jaycee