The Puzzle Completed

Sorry for cutting it short yesterday. Convinced Mandy to go see Killer Elite. It’s not her type of movie, so she was doing it to be nice to me. Thus, it was my duty to at least make sure we were on time. Anyway, after talking to Meghan, I think I’ve figured out what’s been going on:
  • Last year, she thought I was cheating on her with Zuri (crazy, but hey, that’s what she thought)
  • In retaliation, she flirted with Brooke, who didn’t need much flirting to sleep with her
  • When I found out, Brooke cut all ties with her. She kept trying to be in touch, but he ignored her
  • After he got turned into a woman, Brooke finally relented and made contact with her
  • This “contact” was done anonymously (sorta). “He” introduced himself as Bria, male Brooke’s imaginary cousin (to explain the resemblance in clothing styles)
  • Apparently, under this “Bria” identity, Brooke told Meghan that she was Brooke’s best wingman (a partner who helps a guy pick up chicks)
  • Meghan and “Bria” got to know each other. Eventually, they slept together, and it sounds like they saw stars!
  • They’ve been “together” ever since. Which means Bria/Brooke is leading a double-relationship: one with Roseanne, and one with Meghan.
So the more things change, the more they stay the same. Brooke is still chasing tail. And this time, as a girl, she’s probably more devastating than ever (which girl would REALLY have her guard up against another chick?). And if she’s dating two girls, there’s no reason to believe he’s not dating even MORE than that. Mandy (with whom I shared all this) naturally agrees with me. Guess I’m overdue for a little chat with Brooke. –Jaycee

Meeting Meghan

I guess it was just a matter of time before Meghan and I ran into each other. I’m a regular at Coffeehaus, and so is she. The only reason why I don’t think she’s seen me before is because I’m on the mezzanine while she stays at ground level, near the entrance. That, and the fact that I come in before she does. But finally, this morning, we bumped into each other. Last time we “talked,” she was experiencing hot, spontaneous and very public orgasms (remember?). We never really met after that (and I’m NOT complaining). This morning, though, I was a little late leaving my place. (Not that it’s any of your business, but Mandy’s “sex-hand-gun” still works, as does mine!). I often drop by Coffeehaus to get my morning java, but I usually do that much earlier than 8:00 AM. Not this morning, though. As I lined up in the queue, I kept doing some work on my iPad and listened to some music. I didn’t notice the girl that queued in right after me. Yeah, HER. Continue reading “Meeting Meghan”

My Hand is an Orgazmic Ray Gun!

Earlier this week, after someone sent me a link to a video clip of the movie Orgazmo, I remembered this was one of the “mystery DVDs” I received a few months back. I’d stored those away from view to avoid misuse, but upon seeing the clip (and after Minx’s little gift on Sunday/Monday), I thought it might be an opportunity to have some fun. For those who haven’t seen the movie, it’s about this Mormon guy who stars in bad porn movies, but then gets equipped with a techno arm attachment that shoots orgasmic rays. One shot sends you to the moon. Multiple shots? Well, you see stars. Continue reading “My Hand is an Orgazmic Ray Gun!”

Making the Best of a Bad Situation

I decided, if I’m going to have a power (however short the duration is going to be) and it’s going to make women uninterested in me, I might as well make the most of it, right? So this morning, I decided when getting up that I was going to milk the arousal/orgasm thing for all it was worth. First order of the day: while Mandy was still sleeping (next to me), I “stimulated” her. Her immediate squirming confirmed to me that I still had “it.” I took my time, leaving her in that state, kind of enjoying the sight of her twisting around under the covers. Then I “released” her, bringing her to a rather spectacular climax. It woke her up, but by then I was already out of bed and getting myself ready. Continue reading “Making the Best of a Bad Situation”

More Minx Mischief

Fortunately, the cold nose thing didn’t last long. Barely a day or so. Looks like Minx doesn’t have the same firepower as Attitude did. But what she lacks in duration, she makes up for in tenacity. So it looks like she’s been messing around with a number of little things, from plants to squirrels to Mandy’s nipples. By and large, this isn’t a BIG problem. But today, she surprised me a little. She flew up to my face, all buzzing and excited, and said she had to do a good deed. An annual thing for faeries. But since Attitude didn’t really cover this with her, she wanted my advice. Not that she CARED, she was quick to add. In fact, she wanted to know so she could do something else. Continue reading “More Minx Mischief”

There’s Something About Marie…

I’m going to (exceptionally) break with the usual form and talk a little bit about the character Marie from the strip. With that last strip, you may have noticed that I have been laying it on a little thick with the drama. What’s up with this? Is BF! losing its sense of humor? No, not at all. The thing about Marie is an exception. And I blame Scott Kurtz (bless his talented soul!) for it. Continue reading “There’s Something About Marie…”

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