Two weeks ago, I obtained an audience with Countess Ylang-Ylang (not her real name, don’t get excited). I wanted to know who was messing with my pet human (if anyone). I’m happy to report that the Countess has received the plea and will dream about this for the next few weeks or so. (She has a lot of stuff to dream about, so don’t get your hopes up that there’s going to be a quick fix to this.)
In the meantime, I have (most graciously, I think) removed all my spells from Jaycee. Don’t go thinking that I did this out of the goodness of my heart — it’s just easier to spot minor, perception-affecting spells on him if I’ve made him a clean slate. This way, any new curse will really stand out, and then I can maybe find out more about it.
Now, in the meantime, I’m the one who’s without a pet to torture. I’m going to have to find someone to replace Jaycee with until there’s progress on his situation.
Maybe that Morgan woman…
–Attitude
After a much-needed vacation, I’m back in the saddle. I have to give a big hug to Mandy for taking care of this place while I was gone. I’m sure it wasn’t easy… So thanks Mandy.
And for the doubters who think ill of her, let me go on record and say that things are good between us, now. I haven’t talked about our relationship here since she’s been “back,” but the Sex-Predator Mandy is gone, and this one is the friend I had lost during all these years. With all the chaos around my relationship with Lana, and the damage Morgan has made, I just didn’t mention anything here about Mandy and I. But we’re good.
Continue reading “I’m Back!”
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Last night, we had a great PJ party at my place. Girls only. (I’m not sure where Brooke formally fits in this category, but I prefer to think of him as a ‘she’…)
We were about a dozen girls at one point (not everybody came in at the same time, and some left earlier than others). I think a total of twentysomething girls showed up in all. Why did I throw this party? One of my stripper friends (let’s call her “Candy,” from the “Candy and Mandy Act”) is going through a bad breakup and needed some comforting. So I got on the phone, rallied the troops, and threw her a “we-all-hate-whatshisname” party, complete with whipped cream, Haagen-Dazs, hot chocolate, pillows, stuffed animals, and bunny slippers.
Continue reading “Pajama Party @ My Place”
You may remember that Jaycee and I had some fun with Brooke in a Christmas costume last week. Well, since Christmas is all about sharing, I thought I should share with you what she looked like. This is her, trying to see if she can stretch the fabric a little and cover more of herself.
It was all in vain, I assure you! 😀
Continue reading “Merry Christmas — Brooke Style”
Hi,
I’m Mandy. Jaycee is gone on vacations. He asked me to blog here on his behalf. So here I am.
Many here probably know me from some of his earlier comments about me. I’m not going to try and defend what I did in the past here. I’ve begun posting
excerpts from my diary of long ago, so if you’re interested in how we met and how we broke up, you’ll (eventually) find out all the sordid details in there.
Continue reading “While He’s On Vacations”
…but I have nothing to do with Jaycee’s misery.
It IS a sight to behold, and whoever did this to him must have gone up
one full cup size. Even by MY standards, that is brilliantly cruel. I’m really impressed. The author of this scenario is good. Really good. It’s someone I want to meet.
Continue reading “Not That Your Opinion Matters…”
Just when I thought I was going to cancel the Art4Ads program, yet another contribution appears in my mailbox. So folks, so long as great artists keep asking me to trade, I’ll keep that thing alive. (Maybe I should have threatened to kill it earlier… :))
This week, the contribution is a sexy faerie by Mike Perry, author of the No Dice webcomic. Be sure to check it out. It’s got everything — great art style, great characters, and a great sense of humour! (Oh yeah, and some boobage, too!)
And once again, the post is going to be “sticky” (stay on top of the blog) for a week, you’ll have to scroll down if you’re here to read the blog.
And if you really WERE here for the articles, the blog is just below… 🙂
–Jaycee
This morning, I walked into Morgan’s office and handed her my letter of resignation.
I couldn’t take it anymore. There’s really nowhere for me to turn. There’s no HR department to turn to — it’s too small a company — and it’s not like I can complain to anyone about this. I mean, I am who I am, looking the way I do, and then there’s Morgan. Would ANYONE really take anything I say about sexual harassment seriously? You can BET I’d be ridiculed…
Continue reading “I QUIT!!!”
I said I was going to do it, and I did. I went to Lana’s work place at lunch. It didn’t go well, for reasons that will soon become apparent.
I went there on my lunch time. When I was in sight of the cafe, I spotted Lana’s friend, Cathy. She spotted me too and immediately ran inside. Since the two are good friends, I took this as a good sign and a bad sign. Good because if Cathy had run inside, it meant that Lana was there. Bad because if Cathy FELT she had to run inside, that was because my presence there was not a good thing. (And sure, considering what happened before, I can’t blame anyone for thinking that.)
Continue reading “Showing Up Unannounced”
Well, at least SOMEONE around me is in the Holidays spirit. Last night, Mandy dropped by my place, accompanied by Brooke, carrying candy canes and collecting charity money to give to the homeless. And, clever as always, Mandy had devised a great way to increase the donations: she dressed Brooke up in a sexy Miss Clause outfit. I think she deliberately chose one that was a bit too small for Brooke, who was (ahem) bursting out of it in all the right places. And of course, Brooke (in his confused state of double sexual identity) was hilarious to watch. Half the time, he looked naturally sexy; the other half, he was squirming with embarassment (or at least, I THINK it was embarassment) and trying to adjust his boobs so they’d stay in the costume.
Continue reading “The Brooke Clause”
I haven’t heard anything from Lana since last week. I’ve been silent here, I know — I’m a bit too depressed to make updates. 🙁
It’s clear to me by now that this isn’t Attitude’s doing. She’s not gloating or even bringing up the topic of what happened. Typically, whenever she does something to me, she’ll find ways of asking me how I am, how my day went, etc. All tricks to get a glimpse into my misery. But since the “revelation” of what I did last week, she’s been mysteriously quiet, absent, or even (is that possible?) sympathetic.
Continue reading “Still No News”
