Shout Out to Heather Dale

This morning, I received a message from the very nice folks at HeatherDale.com (of COURSE they’re nice — they’re Canadians!). They’ve advertised on Bloomin’ Faeries! recently and liked the response they got from you readers. Not only have they mentioned Bloomin’ Faeries! on their own website, but they even went so far as to send me a sample of their latest CD, which I loved. It’s sweet, and engaging, and chipper — if you’re a fan of McKennitt or McLachlan, you’ll love their stuff. So I felt it would be only fair to give thanks by providing a link back through this blog. If you have a chance, click on it and listen to the samples on their main page. Then, if you like it (and I KNOW you will!), why don’t you encourage them by buying a CD or three? –Jaycee

Art4Ads Contribution: Russell Platt

Let’s all take a pause from the raging chaos that is my life to admire this oh-so-lovely rendition of Princess Heather, courtesy of artist Russell Platt. This came at just the right time, too: I was considering stopping the Art4Ads program, when (yesterday morning, no less!) this just dropped in my mailbox, completely out ofthe blue. So enjoy. I’m going to make this post “sticky” for a week, so it’s going to stay at the top of the blog section for that time. If you’re here to read the blog, you’ll have to scroll down — sorry! 🙂 (And if you’re an artist, and would like to trade art for ad space, please don’t hesitate to contact me.)

A Post-Apocalyptic World

Last night, soon after posting my last blog entry, I came to my senses. It took me a few minutes to relive the events of Monday night, and realize it had to be some faerie trick! I mean, I DON’T know how Morgan found herself at La Rose Noire, nor why I would think that it was my plan all along to have a threesome with her and Lana. Or — worse yet! — why I would have wild, non-stop sex with her for over twenty-four hours. All I know is that there’s no way I’d do anything like this. Someone must have done something to me, either a spell, or faerie dust, or some kind of magic philter, or SOMETHING! I’ve questioned Attitude, who blasted me for always accusing her of everything that goes wrong in my life. She TRIES to do things for me, she says, and I’m just IMPOSSIBLE to work with. And there was a lot of “fae talk” in there that was just gibberish to me, but I got the idea. I don’t think it’s her doing… And Lana still isn’t picking up my calls. What a mess! –Jaycee

Lana’s Birthday (Part II)

I know there are a lot of naysayers out there who were betting that something would go wrong during the night. I mean, it DOES seem (at times) like my life is a bad soap opera, right? And every time I talk about it, it sounds like there’s always some kind of sexy disaster about to happen, or it’s already in progress, or it just happened. Well, not Monday night! Really, it was a perfect night, and I’m sure Lana would tell you the same, if she’d just pick up the phone and answered my calls. Continue reading “Lana’s Birthday (Part II)”

Lana’s Birthday…

…is today! Tonight, we’re going to a French restaurant, “La Rose Noire.” I hear great things about it. I’ve even reserved a private violinist to play romantic music for us during dinner (Lana loves the violin). THEN, after dinner, I have rented a limo to pick us up and take us to the casino. That should be fun. –Jaycee

Holding… Firm?

It’d been a while since Morgan had had a meltdown in front of me. This morning, it happened again. It was a bit before the mid-morning coffee break. I was about to get up to get my morning IV shot of caffeine when she casually passed by my desk and asked for my help with some stationery inventory. I was impressed by how nonchalant she was acting considering the signs of arousal she was displaying beneath her clothes. And of course, as I was getting excited (not my fault, I swear!), so was she. So we went away, and the moment we were away from view, she pushed herself against me, straddling my thigh with her damp crotch. Continue reading “Holding… Firm?”

Seeing Right Through Her

Goddammit! Morgan is parading around the office today, wearing a thick sweater and a long skirt. That’s fine for everybody else, but *I* can see she’s not wearing any panties or any bra. I can also tell she’s getting aroused whenever she catches me glancing at her. She’s been giving me these predatory looks that just mean I’m in trouble or something. Continue reading “Seeing Right Through Her”

The Price of Victory

When I woke up this morning, I could feel something was wrong with me. When you’ve been afflicted by faerie curses a few times, you begin to notice a few patterns. Like what I was feeling this morning — a combo between a hangover and a slight fever. If you’re a normal person, you probably would think it’s just a bad day. Me, I know better. It wasn’t long before I found out what was wrong with me. The moment I ran into Morgan, I knew I was i trouble. Continue reading “The Price of Victory”

Lana Confesses

Yesterday, Lana was over for dinner — just the two of us, at last! (With the rotating doors letting a constant stream of women in and out of my flat, some private time is always welcome.) The plan was to just have dinner together, drink a little, watch a romantic comedy, and completely avoid the topic of her condition. She’s been in a bad mood because of it for the last few weeks, and it looks like the test results didn’t reveal anything. So I tried to cheer her up by being a good boyfriend. Continue reading “Lana Confesses”

Admission of Guilt

The last few days, I’ve been doing some detective work. Namely, I’ve asked Attitude to confess to her crimes against Lana. So now I know what she’s done, and it’s pretty devious. Like always. Fortunately, thanks to Mandy’s help, we were able to get the truth out. It went something like this: Me: Mandy, I don’t understand what’s up with Lana. She’s got these crazy nipple pains several times a day, then she gets these intense feelings of nipple arousal every other day or so. Do you have ANY idea what it could be? Continue reading “Admission of Guilt”

Movie Night

Occasionally (like last night), Lana and I go catch a flick. Yesterday, we went to see Due Date, with Robert Downey Jr. It’s not a particularly funny movie, but (like Meet the Parents), it’s chock-full of awkward moments that just make you squirm with discomfort. Normally, those distract me for about a half hour, then I focus on munching popcorn and texting some friends back. But not last night. Continue reading “Movie Night”

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