:-\ I know Thane is probably starved for some company and civilized comfort, but you’d think he’d have learned to scout a place out for female presence by now… and to just order takeout if he did.
Funny story, that name. I actually didn’t come up with it, I used a random name generator I found on the web. I thought it was oddly appropriate so I kept it.
–Jaycee
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Gallstone
You’re still using a stripper/porn star-name generator, aren’t you?
Anyhoo, I’m disappointed in Gustav; if Thane couldn’t figure out there was a significant risk, his mount should have used his horse sense. 😉
Jaycee
Hey, there will be no dissing of random name generators (stripper names or otherwise) on this board. 😉
since the curse doesnt involve clothing transformation I am pretty confident she wasn’t ugly before. maybe a butterface, but definitely pretty hot already.
Thane’s not very smart, but he DOES have some survival instinct. He’s not going to tell a father that he’s seen his daughter, and she’s… ah… humming under the table. 😉
Thane mght not be lying: maybe he didn’t see the daughter, she just dived straight uder the table (he didn’t see the nuns until they jumped him from behind)
Guesticus
Okay, scratch that: he’s lying about not knowing where she is (Thane obviously doesn’t know the main ule to lying: don’t say something that is a certainty {in this case saying he doesn’t know where she is})
Long story short, she was planning on sitting in his lap and screwing him, but Thane heard the father approaching. He shoved her under the table and tried to keep his countenance while she proceeded to… umm… have fun with his countenance.
29 thoughts on “#160: Superior Customer Service”
Gallstone
:-\ I know Thane is probably starved for some company and civilized comfort, but you’d think he’d have learned to scout a place out for female presence by now… and to just order takeout if he did.
Jaycee
Yeah, because Sir Thane has demonstrated such intelligence and forethought in the past. 😉
–Jaycee
RadBaron
Yeah, you’d think the name “Cheerful Nymph” might give him some clue…
Jaycee
Funny story, that name. I actually didn’t come up with it, I used a random name generator I found on the web. I thought it was oddly appropriate so I kept it.
–Jaycee
Gallstone
You’re still using a stripper/porn star-name generator, aren’t you?
Anyhoo, I’m disappointed in Gustav; if Thane couldn’t figure out there was a significant risk, his mount should have used his horse sense. 😉
Jaycee
Hey, there will be no dissing of random name generators (stripper names or otherwise) on this board. 😉
–Jaycee
Gallstone
*looks innocent* Dissing? Who’s dissing? *twiddles thumbs*
TJ
It funny how to much of a good thing is very bad.
Travan
Poor fellow.
da Doctah
Things will invariably get interesting when the innkeeper fails to recognize his daughter.
SolCannibal
Supposing it is not his wife “downstairs”…
Teerack
damn I wish I we saw her original form.
xbbo
since the curse doesnt involve clothing transformation I am pretty confident she wasn’t ugly before. maybe a butterface, but definitely pretty hot already.
da Doctah
Probably had a ‘stache just like the one on dear old Dad.
#1 Thane Fan
Classic Thane!
Motorcycle
Damn, that is superior service. Too bad can’t get it like that nowadays that often. 😉
Jaycee
Yeah, makes you nostalgic for the good old days… 😉
–Jaycee
Darnel
hmph,… I thought it was the innkeepers wife since Thane had not “seen” the daughter.
xbbo
and here I thought I was dense.
Jaycee
Thane’s not very smart, but he DOES have some survival instinct. He’s not going to tell a father that he’s seen his daughter, and she’s… ah… humming under the table. 😉
–Jaycee
Guesticus
Thane mght not be lying: maybe he didn’t see the daughter, she just dived straight uder the table (he didn’t see the nuns until they jumped him from behind)
Guesticus
Okay, scratch that: he’s lying about not knowing where she is (Thane obviously doesn’t know the main ule to lying: don’t say something that is a certainty {in this case saying he doesn’t know where she is})
Gallstone
… Why would she drop her panties to give him a blowjob? o_o Both her hands are firmly planted on the floor.
Jaycee
Long story short, she was planning on sitting in his lap and screwing him, but Thane heard the father approaching. He shoved her under the table and tried to keep his countenance while she proceeded to… umm… have fun with his countenance.
–Jaycee
Gallstone
That’s not his countenance…
Oberon
Or perhaps she just likes to air it out whilst preparing for the throes of passion!
Jaycee
That makes a lot of sense too. 😉
–Jaycee
Anonymous
Forget boobs, T&A AND ALL THAT OTHER NONSENSE. This is the best D___ mustache in series. All men’s masculinity is bolstered by it’s power and terror.
Jaycee
Yup, you got me. That’s he next step in Bloomin’ Faeries! evolution: ‘stache porn. 🙂
–Jaycee
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