Tales From Mexico — Day 3

The next morning, we had to get up pretty early. Antony, Frank, Mandy and I had planned on some scuba diving that day so we had a quick breakfast and took off on a bus to Cancun. The rest of the gang stayed behind to do some resort activities. Specifically, Brooke and Meghan had planned some hobie cat sailing while Jennifer and Jason just wanted to stay poolside and rest a bit. (Jennifer’s got the kind of skin that tans rapidly, curse her! The previous day’s expedition had already given her a nice foundation. In a few days, she’d be nicely roasted. ๐Ÿ™‚ To be honest, the scuba we did in Cancun wasn’t great. We did get to visit this kind of underwater museum made of dozens of statues, apparently put there to help restore the coral life over time. Unfortunately, we were with a rather big, loud, and obnoxious  group of people, and the ride to the dive site wasn’t that much fun. Worse yet, at the bottom, some were just acting like idiots (grabbing life forms or damaging the coral reefs by bumping into them). But all in all, I enjoy diving and once I got over these idiots, I had a good time. To be fair, it wasn’t all bad. I got to see a lot of girls in swimsuits and some of them were HAWT  (Mandy among them). There was this brown-skinned latina girl in a white bikini that just had the most exquisite eyes! Part of me secretly wanted to bring her back home and see if SHE would be impressed by my new size. (Yes, Mandy was still apparently indifferent to that, and it was bothering me a bit.) We came back to the resort mid-afternoon, and Mandy & I retired to our room to clean our gear from salt water. That’s usually done by going in the shower and rinsing everything thoroughly. Mandy stood outside, handing me the equipment, and I’d give it back to her once it was clean. But since this was a very large shower (5 people could have stood up in there), Mandy came in with me. I started the showeer, got into the water, and lifted a hand, waiting for her to hand me something. She didn’t. Instead, she got closer and pushed a boob against my hand. “Oops,” I said. “You know,” she said, wrapping her arms around my neck, “it was Christmas a few days ago, and I know a chimney that’s in need of a good sweeping.” “Uh huh…” “And you’ve got just the right tool for it.” “Uh huh…” “And I’ve seen how you ogled that girl on the boat… And I know what you wanted to do to her.” Busted! Was I in trouble? “Ahh…” I said, eloquent as ever. Mandy pushed me back against the wall. It was a little rough. I liked it. She grabbed my crotch. I liked it too. “Do these things to me. Right now.” And so, I performed my boyfriend duties to the best of my abilities. I realize I should have suspected something, but there was very little blood flow to my brain at the moment, so it wasn’t until later I would make the connection (you will too, shortly). We came out of our room about an hour later and headed to the area of the pool where we knew we’d find Jennifer and Jason. It wasn’t hard finding them, either. Jennifer’s a busty girl and there are always groups of males hovering in the area where she is, trying to get a good view of her boobs (always from a distance). Jason wasn’t there when we caught up with her (he’d gone to get drinks, but hadn’t returned yet). Brooke and Meghan were also there, chatting animatedly. I remember thinking Jennifer looked spectacular, almost statuesque, just lying there on the sun lounger. I could see that Brooke and Meghan thought so. Brooke was cuddling Meghan from behind, and while she was touching her gently, I could see her eyes were fixed on Jennifer’s ample bust. Meghan looked around. “I wonder where Jason is with those drinks,” she commented. “I’ll go see what’s up.” I detached my eyes from Jennifer’s amazing figure (I’d never realized how big her boobs were, and the undersized green bikini she was wearing was making that clearer). “I’ll go with,” I offered. Things were better between us, but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to spend more time together and bond a little. And getting away from Jennifer’s chest sounded like the right thing to do, since I was getting (inappropriately) excited. So Mandy & Brooke stayed with Jenn while Meghan and I wandered off in the direction of the bar. We passed in front of her hotel room in the process (which was a room with an outside door and a balcony), at which point she stopped. “Do you mind if we go in a minute? I want to get my camera and take some picture of all of us.” Sure. Why not. We went inside. I waited at the door as she went in, her back to me. I noticed that she untied her top and tossed it on the bed. Then she turned to face me, so I covered my eyes as a gentleman should. (And I didn’t want to get any more aroused than I already was.) “You don’t have to look away, nothing you haven’t seen before.” Her voice sounded closer. “S’okay, I don’t think it’ be appropriate…” “Yeah. I get that. Speaking of appropriate…” And I SWEAR I meant to stop what happened next, but it just happened too fast. With one swift motion, she almost simultaneously pulled down my swimming trunks, pushed me against the door, and swallowed the erect snake between my legs. I was so surprised I didn’t know how to react for a few seconds, then I put my hands on her head, intending to push her away. But it felt GOOOOOOD. And then I found my hands encouraging her back-and-forth motions. It got faster, and it felt increasingly better, and it wasn’t a minute before I reached the finish line. She didn’t miss a drop. “Aah, that hit the spot,” she said. She got up, put on a t-shirt, and came back to give me a peck on the cheek. “Thanks for that. Take all the time you want getting out. See you pool side.” And she was out. [TO BE CONTINUED] –Jaycee

Tales From Mexico — Day 2

I woke up on Tuesday with that slight feverish feeling that comes from having a good sunburn. Mandy was still sleeping, so I quietly got out of bed and went to the bathroom to freshen myself up. I splashed some cold water on my face and confirmed that I was an idiot for not wearing any sunscreen the day before. Then I went to the bathroom to take care of business. You’ll imagine my surprise, I’m sure when I realized that my “business” down there was somewhat oversized. Not talking about morning wood, here, but about having gotten abnormally big. I let out some kind of loud curse to express my surprise, and raced back to the room to wake Mandy up. She was a big confused at first, but when I dropped my boxers, she looked at my crotch, then back up at me. “You’re not being very romantic, here, are you?” she asked. “No, that’s not it! I got BIG!” “I can see that.” “As in, REAL big!” “I can SEE that. Good for you.” “Must be faerie magic,” I said. “Must be,” she acquiesced. I paused. Clearly, she wasn’t going to get… ahem… excited about this. Not excited as in sexually, but as in alarmed. I turned to leave, then faced again. “But I’m BIG.” “Yes, sweetie.” Nope, not gonna get a rise out of her. That’s my Mandy all right. So I got dressed and ready for the day. Which was going to be spent visiting the ruins at Coba. (We chose Coba because you can still climb the pyramid there, whereas the ruins of Chichen Itza are now off-limits to visitors. You can watch, but can’t touch.) I made sure to bring sunscreen and a hat to avoid making things worse. I was somewhat grateful we weren’t going scuba diving since, well… my new size might get noticeable in swimming trunks or in a wet suit. Except that I had forgotten about the PRE-Coba visit, which entailed doing some fun things, like zip-lining, rappelling down a cliff, and visiting a cenote. Normally, none of this would have been embarrassing, but if you’ve ever worn a climbing harness (necessary for rappelling), you know how it REALLY straps itself all around your crotch and really brings your… package to the fore. And I had… quite the package. Perhaps I should also mention our guide: Lara Croft. I’m NOT kidding! That’s how she introduced herself to us tourists, as well as to the various Mexican security guards we crossed at the gate of each hotel we visited. (Her real name was Lara Martinez, but we all thought it was hilarious that she called herself like that, and no one challenged her.) Anyway, while strapping me up, Lara sized me up and laughed. “You’re a little TOO happy to see me.” Then she looked at Mandy’s boobs and told them: “Good thing YOU’re more my type.” I blushed like an idiot. Mostly because I was embarrassed, but also because Lara had drawn my attention to Mandy’s breasts, and those made the giant snake between my thighs twitch a little. DOWN BOY! So I was quick to make my descent and get away from this situation. I also spent most of the day trying to walk in the front of everyone, so no one would notice anything. Overall, we all had a good time, and if anyone noticed anything, they didn’t make any comments. On the following day, though, I wasn’t the only one having some trouble, and things got really heated up… –Jaycee

Tales From Mexico — Day 1

We left for Mexico on the morning of Dec 26. It was an early flight so we arrived in Cancun around noon and got to the resort just in time for lunch. The resort was a paradise of pools, palm trees, green grass and white sand. And because it was an all-included package, it meant we could eat and drink to our heart’s content. We were early and our rooms weren’t ready yet, so we went off to grab a bite and enjoy the sights of the site. Then, once we were finally able to get our rooms, we switched to swimsuits and trunks and went for the pool. First order of the day: soaking in the blue skies and bright sunshine. Little did I know that this would set in motion some “parting gifts” from Minx. That first day was generally uneventful. Except for me, because I didn’t wear sunscreen, so I ended the afternoon with a slight sunburn. It was the source of much amusement among my friends, because I should know better (I have pale skin). That’ll teach me… To be continued tomorrow, for Day 2… –Jaycee

Tales From Mexico — Prelude

Hi all, If you didn’t know, I was in Mexico between Christmas and New Year (and a few more days after that, as a matter of face). With me, my close circle of friends: Mandy, Brooke & Meghan, Antony & Frank (whose real name, by the way, is Lucas, but I still call him Frank as a joke), as well as Jennifer and her new boyfriend Jason. It looks like we didn’t leave without a parting gift from Minx, however. I won’t tell you what it is right away; you’ll find out reading my retelling of the holiday events in the next few days. In other news: Zuri is in town and it sounds like she’s going to be sticking around until the end of January. More on the Mexico adventure tomorrow. –Jaycee

Happy New Year!

Hey everyone, I want to wish everyone out there a very happy New Year. If 2011 wasn’t a good year, let’s hope 2012 turns that around. And if it WAS a good year, I hope this new one is even better! And I can’t wait to tell you about the faerie mischief that’s messing with my vacations down here… Let’s just say that getting a tan came at a (different) price for all of us. More when I have better Internet access. –Jaycee

An Apology to Subscribers… Sort Of

I realized, while installing the Bloomin’ Coins! system, that there were about a hundred people who, as former Members, remained in the system as no-privilege Subscribers. Luckily for them, thanks to an oversight on my part, they could still access some of the Members-only contents without actually being Members. So for this screw up, I apologize to Members. I also apologize to these Subscribers because as of now, they are no longer able to access the contents of the site. The fact they were able to do so was an error on my part, ย and this is now corrected. I’m not doing this to annoy you, but to protect the privileges of the Members, whose support is critical in keeping this site going. I hope you will consider re-joining us as Members. Thanks everyone! –Jaycee

Bloomin’ Coins!

Hi everyone, I’ve been busy with work in the last few weeks, so little update on my life. But I’m going on vacations next week and I’ll be spending the week between Christmas and New Year in Mexico, with Mandy, Brooke, Jennifer, Meghan, Antony, and a few more friends. I got confirmation that Zuri WILL be in town while I’m gone. She may or may not be there when I return — her plans were still pretty flexible. Ah well… I haven’t just been busy with work, though. I’ve also worked on implementing a system that I like to call Bloomin’ Coins! This is something that I’ve been meaning to try for a while, and I hope you’ll like it. Here’s what it does:
  • We give you a special, personal link that you get your friends to click on.
  • Every time a UNIQUE friend (from his/her own UNIQUE IP address) visits this site, YOU earn a Bloomin’ Coin!
  • Once you’ve got a few Coins, you can spend them and get some unique content that is normally reserved to Members.
Right now, because it’s the Holiday Season and we’re also testing it out, there are only six items in the shop — all of them comic strips from the fine folks at PortalComic. And BECAUSE it’s just a test and we want you to give it a shot, ALL items in the Bloomin’ Shop are ONLY ONE COIN EACH!!! Check out the menu bar above the comic, click on Bloomin’ Coins, and get started! And in case I don’t get a chance to write another update before I leave, I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart for visiting this place so regularly and faithfully. Your support makes everything worthwhile! Happy Holidays! –Jaycee

Quick Update

Hey all, Sorry I’ve been silent. We have a pre-Christmas rush at the office, so I’ve been staying at work later than usual. Not much time left for updates. But this morning, it’s a bit slower, so here’s what’s been happening to the people in my life (and myself).
  • Mandy hasn’t moved back in, and probably won’t. We talked about it, and she’s worried that too much faerie influence in her life might cause her to relapse to her older self. She said it came VERY close, during the Trigger Incidents, and she doesn’t want to go back down that road. She’s still living at Antony’s and is looking for a new place of her own.
  • Brooke and Roseanne are officially over. Now it’s all about Brooke and Meghan.
  • Jennifer has a new boyfriend. Which isn’t surprising. Ever since she “busted out” (a nice way to say she got implants), she’s been going through guys like mad. They’re usually hot hunks, with toasters for brains. She’s also going for a more feminine look — I saw her wearing a dress, the other day, and it was really weird for me. She’s not a tomboy-ish little sister anymore, more like a hot sexpot. My brain can’t quite cope with that yet.
  • I received a postcard from Zuri. She’s coming to town during the holidays. BAD NEWS! I’m going on holidays myself right after Christmas (Mexico, BABY!), so there’s a chance we’ll miss each other.
  • Morgan never reappeared. I don’t know where she came from, or where she went after she visited me, “that” time. Probably just as well. I’ve confessed the entire incident to Mandy, though, who was upset by the whole thing. She understood it was the usual faerie mischief, though, so she’s not holding a grudge.
That’s about all the news. Oh, and Minx has been very quiet. She’s been looking a bit nervous, these days, but she says it’s nothing. I hope that’s not the calm before the storm… –Jaycee

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