BF0114-Heather-Faerie Ibuprophen

The two faeries from the bar are now sitting on a jewel box, which is itself on a night table. There's a candle burning nearby. The young faerie is frowning as she's looking at the older one. Off-panel, two voices (one male, one female) are talking, oblivious to the faeries. The balloons and font are smaller, keeping our focus on the faeries.

Young Faerie

This is very confusing...

Faerie

No, it's really simple. The original sexy Maid Marie was horny all the time.

Woman

(off-panel)

Not tonight, I have a headache.

Man

(off-panel)

You ALWAYS have a headache!

Close-up on the older faerie. While she's answering her young friend, she's grinning and pointing a hand toward the voices, casting a stream of magical sparkles in their direction.

Faerie

That's how Prince Albert remembered her when he gave the lurker the potion.

SFX

(big letters, near panel edge)

SPROOIING!

Woman

(off-panel)

What's that poking me? Is that your...

Man

(off-panel)

Holy!!!

Back to the layout of Panel 1, with both faeries sitting next to one another. The faerie is explaining things to the younger one as if she hadn't interrupted herself to cast a spell. Her young friend is looking at her knees uncomprehendingly.

Faerie

So the lurker was turned into THAT version of Maid Marie.

Young Faerie

I still don't get it.

Woman

Goodness! You're HUGE!

Man

*UNGH* M'gonna explode!

The two faeries are now in the background. In the foreground, on a bed, we see the couple whose voice we were hearing. The man, on his knees and his back to us, is holding up a triumphant fist, his other hand on his hip. The woman, leaning forward, is giving him head (using both hands, 'cuz he's now QUITE the man), but that is conveniently hidden by her partner's angle.

Young Faerie

And now, I have a headache...

Faerie

Careful, that can get you in trouble...

Woman

Must... taste... *mmFmMMfFFF!*

Man

YES! YES! TAKE IT!