BF0114-Heather-Faerie Ibuprophen
The two faeries from the bar are now sitting on a
jewel box, which is itself on a night table. There's a candle burning nearby.
The young faerie is frowning as she's looking at the older one. Off-panel, two
voices (one male, one female) are talking, oblivious to the faeries. The
balloons and font are smaller, keeping our focus on the faeries.
Young Faerie
This is very confusing...
Faerie
No, it's really simple. The original sexy Maid Marie was
horny all the time.
Woman
(off-panel)
Not tonight, I have a headache.
Man
(off-panel)
You ALWAYS have a headache!
Close-up on the older faerie. While she's
answering her young friend, she's grinning and pointing a hand toward the
voices, casting a stream of magical sparkles in their direction.
Faerie
That's how Prince Albert remembered her when he gave the lurker the potion.
SFX
(big letters, near panel edge)
SPROOIING!
Woman
(off-panel)
What's that poking me? Is that your...
Man
(off-panel)
Holy!!!
Back to the layout of Panel 1, with both faeries
sitting next to one another. The faerie is explaining things to the younger one
as if she hadn't interrupted herself to cast a spell. Her young friend is
looking at her knees uncomprehendingly.
Faerie
So the lurker was turned into THAT version of Maid Marie.
Young Faerie
I still don't get it.
Woman
Goodness! You're HUGE!
Man
*UNGH* M'gonna explode!
The two faeries are now in the background. In the
foreground, on a bed, we see the couple whose voice we were hearing. The man,
on his knees and his back to us, is holding up a triumphant fist, his other
hand on his hip. The woman, leaning forward, is giving him head (using both
hands, 'cuz he's now QUITE the man), but that is conveniently hidden by her
partner's angle.
Young Faerie
And now, I have a headache...
Faerie
Careful, that can get you in trouble...
Woman
Must... taste... *mmFmMMfFFF!*
Man
YES! YES! TAKE IT!