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              Panel 1 Outside view of the Royal Wizard's lab
                      (corridor). Voices come through the door.

                                 VOICE #1
                       Where did you find this Wand of Sprouting?

                                 VOICE #2
                       In the gardener's shed. He said it's a bit
                       defective, so he doesn't use it anymore.

              Panel 2 Inside the wizard's lab. We only see the
                      Sorceress, who's holding and examining a crooked
                      black branch with some skepticism. She's talking
                      to someone who's off-panel.

                                 SORCERESS
                       This is what he used to make plants grow faster?
                       It looks pretty banged up to me...

                                 SORCERESS
                       Are you SURE you want me to use it on you?

                                 VOICE #2
                       Yes I am.

              Panel 3 The Sorceress is pointing the wand off-panel.
                      Lightning strikes its target, but also spills
                      outward and zaps the Sorceress herself. Her hair
                      gets all frazzled as she's struck.

                                 SFX
                            (near lightning)
                       Zzzzzap!

                                 VOICE #2
                       YOWZA!

                                 SORCERESS
                       Ouch!

              Panel 4 We pull out. The Sorceress (still sizzling) is
                      facing an older Albert (as seen in the
                      Members-only comic, he's now grown up to about
                      18, still recognizable but not as handsome as the
                      version who slept with Marie). Albert, arms
                      outstretched, looks down at himself in amazement.
                      He's still wearing his (now all ripped up) kids
                      clothes, so his arms and legs appear way to long
                      for his outfit. His more important growth,
                      however, appears to be inside his pants, who now
                      sport a bulge that stretches them near the point
                      of indecency. (Looks like Herman has found a new
                      home...) The Sorceress looks distressed by what
                      just happened. Velvet, still in her old location,
                      doesn't seem to share that opinion.

                                 OLDER ALBERT
                       It WORKED!

                                 HERMAN
                       Hubba hubba!

                                 SORCERESS
                       Oh NO! What have I DONE?

                                 VELVET
                       Well HELLO there!