Page 1 BF0244-Heather-That... or Wrong Door

            Panel 1 Tiny panel (a third of normal size?) top left of
            Panel 2, framing a bell bolted at the top of a door. It
            rings as the door opens.

                              SFX
                         (near top of door & bell)
                    DING

            Panel 2 A handsome priest walks in. He's in his forties
            with a bit of gray at the temples (think Reed Richards).
            The Sausage Queen, behind a counter, greets him, a bright
            smile on her face.

                              PRIEST
                    Good morning.

                              SAUSAGE QUEEN
                    Father Vladimir! What a pleas--

            Panel 3 Narrow panel closing up on part of the Sausage
            Queen's face. We only see one eye, wide with surprise.

                              SAUSAGE QUEEN
                    OH!

            Panel 4 Father Vladimir is looking at the Sausage Queen
            with concern. Her face is all red and contorted, like
            she's constipated or something (*WE* know what's going on,
            but the good father doesn't).

                              FATHER VLADIMIR
                    Praise Cathol! Are you all right?

                              SAUSAGE QUEEN
                    I... NGH!! Ooh...

            Panel 5 We zoom in on the two faeries standing behind the
            Sausage Queen's skirt. The "sausage tentacle" is snaking
            its way under her skirt. The older faerie is casting magic
            at it, her arm outstretched, frowning with effort. Little
            Attitude is looking at her with concern.

                              LITTLE ATTITUDE
                    Wow, that looks really difficult.

                              FAERIE
                    She's... really... uptight.