Unless his daughters have been feeling miserable because of their looks nonstop, I can’t imagine any reason he’d want to let Thane stay in their, *cough*, company any longer.
Yes, having a sexy wife who wants to have sex is nice, but considering the way he looks himself, I can imagine his wanting her to calm down before she starts looking for other lovers.
Yeah, innkeeper could use a dose of Thane’s seed himself. Granted though, it was important to get your daughters married off in medieval days and even taking the loss of their virginity into consideration, their looks could nab them Husbands of good financial and community standing.
That’s not an old woman. It’s one of the daughters, who had bad luck when the looks were handed out.
I doubt the innkeep wants his daughters to be nymphos, but he might want them to be happier with the way they look, if they were all like the one at the foot of the bed before.
Actually, remember the results of Thane’s curse (and that family genetics cause siblings to look similar) – Blondie is the third daughter that *hasn’t*been*with*Thane*yet* – the other two likely were a match for her.
And yeah, it’s probable Mr. Innkeep wants a) his daughters to have better self-esteem about their looks, and b) be more marriageable.
I’m guessing Thane got to Mrs. Innkeep before hubby realized this visitor could help his children, and is ‘putting up’ with his continued proximity for the sake of them.
Maybe he figures having hot daughters will be good for business.
I’m a little worried that the one waiting her turn at the end may burn out the curse. Everyone he’s affected up to now (even Baby, in her own ogrish way) has been at least somewhat presentable before he started on them, but this is asking a lot.
I’ve never been really clear on the difference, aren’t orcs and ogres fairly similar? I mean, at least as far as looks are concerned, and with the both having green skin and all…
Lunaroki
Orcs are about human size and strength. Ogres are bigger, stronger, and uglier. T’would be interesting to see what Thane’s curse could do with an Ogre.
I believe the horniness is a proximity to Thane thing. The Bandit leader had calmed down once he had left & the people at the castle are merely slightly more horny than normal. Not at all like the free bangin ones at the inn he’s at.
That would be something to find out. I can see a situation where Thane ends up in a threesome with some couple and the husband ends up getting a load of semen inside him and we see him looking like a sexy man.
And least we forget the example of our two nuns, the ‘toughest case’ turns into the uber sexiest looking… so #3 daughter should be quite the eye (and hand) full.
You also can’t forget Baby as well. She was a but ugly orc before and after her time with Thane, she became one of the sexiest characters in the strip in my opinion.
I don’t think she *was* an ugly orc by orc standards. I think she would have been considered exceptionally attractive by her fellow orcs, and I think she more or less realized that. Then Thane’s comment about her looks caught her off-guard and she took a huge hit to the self esteem.
I agree, Baby is awesome and hope she returns to the comic in the near future!
Jaycee
To be honest, I haven’t had too many good follow-up ideas about Baby, so I’ve left her alone. I’ll bring her back if/when inspiration strikes. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
Yeah, that’s fine. Best to leave characters alone until you have an idea of what you want to do with them. Baby is pretty much fine at this point and is cooking at an inn so it’s not like you left her in the middle of a storyline or anything.
Casey
Maybe her story has ended – she’s happy where she is, content and so on.
Good story writing also needs to know when to stop..
Travan
Given how easily Thane makes enemies, I could see a whole storyline where someone is trying to hunt him down by following the trail of hot women.
Baby would probably be a major obstacle in their path.
Guesticus
Umm, you mean other than whatshertits and her two lackeys? The ones who have tracked Thane to the Inn?
Travan
Whatshertits has more or less just kept up with him since he humiliated her. I’m suggesting someone might have been looking for him for a while and be following the trail of hot chicks from town to town. Just because that mechanic is hilarious.
They’ll probably have the odd red herring to deal with too. Women who are just legitimately hot without Thane being involved at all.
Does it count as incest when it’s really just the two of them screwing the same guy at the same time and they are pretty much just ignoring each other and focused on using said guy as a living sex toy?
To those of you wondering why the innkeep would want ‘nympho’ daughters, remember that they are only complete nymphos in Thane’s company, once they are clear of him they would regain control of their senses and be in control. Sure they might be nymphos still, but it would mostly be their choice at that point.
Plus hot daughters get better suitors and better suitors = more dowry. Also hot daughters increases tavern customer base for the curvy serving girls. It’s a sound business move on the inkeeper’s part.
47 thoughts on “#0193: Best. Makeover. Ever.”
TJ
lol,m i am not sure how i should feel, but man is it funny.
Gallstone
o_o That innkeep has problems.
Unless his daughters have been feeling miserable because of their looks nonstop, I can’t imagine any reason he’d want to let Thane stay in their, *cough*, company any longer.
Yes, having a sexy wife who wants to have sex is nice, but considering the way he looks himself, I can imagine his wanting her to calm down before she starts looking for other lovers.
Charles81
Yeah, innkeeper could use a dose of Thane’s seed himself. Granted though, it was important to get your daughters married off in medieval days and even taking the loss of their virginity into consideration, their looks could nab them Husbands of good financial and community standing.
Thornbrier
Now that’s thinking like a medieval merchant.
Mickey Pilz
While the strip is funny, especially the old lady at the end… I must say I’m a bit afraid to ask why he wants his own daughters to be nymphos…
I’m hoping its because he hopes to convince their future husbands to waive the dowry lol
Gallstone
That’s not an old woman. It’s one of the daughters, who had bad luck when the looks were handed out.
I doubt the innkeep wants his daughters to be nymphos, but he might want them to be happier with the way they look, if they were all like the one at the foot of the bed before.
Jaded Empath
Actually, remember the results of Thane’s curse (and that family genetics cause siblings to look similar) – Blondie is the third daughter that *hasn’t*been*with*Thane*yet* – the other two likely were a match for her.
And yeah, it’s probable Mr. Innkeep wants a) his daughters to have better self-esteem about their looks, and b) be more marriageable.
I’m guessing Thane got to Mrs. Innkeep before hubby realized this visitor could help his children, and is ‘putting up’ with his continued proximity for the sake of them.
da Doctah
Maybe he figures having hot daughters will be good for business.
I’m a little worried that the one waiting her turn at the end may burn out the curse. Everyone he’s affected up to now (even Baby, in her own ogrish way) has been at least somewhat presentable before he started on them, but this is asking a lot.
TJ
There a good chance she was the less ugly one first.
Gallstone
Isn’t Baby an Orc…?
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
I’ve never been really clear on the difference, aren’t orcs and ogres fairly similar? I mean, at least as far as looks are concerned, and with the both having green skin and all…
Lunaroki
Orcs are about human size and strength. Ogres are bigger, stronger, and uglier. T’would be interesting to see what Thane’s curse could do with an Ogre.
Travan
It’s like some nightmare apocalyptic plague. The dark overlords will descend and everyone will be too busy banging to defend humanity.
Gallstone
If the dark overlords appear, chances are good that the faeries will whammy them before they can get anything done…
Travan
Not if they’re spider-people.
Rodrigo
Dark spider overlords…. *shruders*
Jaded Empath
…wait. What if the fairies ARE the incipient ‘dark overlords’ – once they’ve cursed us all, we’re just their slaves?
Gallstone
Not enough chaos and woe if everyone becomes used and resigned to them being in charge.
They often go for the humiliation.
Greystone
I for one welcome our new spidery overlords!
Gallstone
… You have a fly problem at home, don’t you?
Darnel
(smile)
To last daughter:
“Why yes,… Yes you are.”
#1 Thane Fan
Ah classic Thane.
Anonymous
I believe the horniness is a proximity to Thane thing. The Bandit leader had calmed down once he had left & the people at the castle are merely slightly more horny than normal. Not at all like the free bangin ones at the inn he’s at.
da Doctah
And the shorter of the two nuns was apparently just waiting for someone to pull the stopper out of the bottle, so to speak.
Guesticus
Yup, Yoda Nun was simply not comfortable hitting on the other nuns when she looked like Yodette
Travan
I just had a bad thought about this latest element in Thane’s life.
If they succeed, we’ve seen what the curse makes Thane’s semen do to people, but what properties might his blood now have?
Inquisitor
I wonder, if Thane had sex with a man, would that man become a beautiful woman?
B.
Or just a totally Bishonen man?
*B could live with this*
Urazz
That would be something to find out. I can see a situation where Thane ends up in a threesome with some couple and the husband ends up getting a load of semen inside him and we see him looking like a sexy man.
Lurker
I believe that Thane’s curse only affects women.
Urazz
Yes it only affects women, in making them horny. We have no idea if Thane’s semen would have any effect on men if he had sex with one.
xbbo
oh god, who let the monkey out of his cage.
Bunny
The third daughter looks kind of cute.
Kol Drake
And least we forget the example of our two nuns, the ‘toughest case’ turns into the uber sexiest looking… so #3 daughter should be quite the eye (and hand) full.
Urazz
You also can’t forget Baby as well. She was a but ugly orc before and after her time with Thane, she became one of the sexiest characters in the strip in my opinion.
da Doctah
I don’t think she *was* an ugly orc by orc standards. I think she would have been considered exceptionally attractive by her fellow orcs, and I think she more or less realized that. Then Thane’s comment about her looks caught her off-guard and she took a huge hit to the self esteem.
#1 Thane Fan
I agree, Baby is awesome and hope she returns to the comic in the near future!
Jaycee
To be honest, I haven’t had too many good follow-up ideas about Baby, so I’ve left her alone. I’ll bring her back if/when inspiration strikes. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
Yeah, that’s fine. Best to leave characters alone until you have an idea of what you want to do with them. Baby is pretty much fine at this point and is cooking at an inn so it’s not like you left her in the middle of a storyline or anything.
Casey
Maybe her story has ended – she’s happy where she is, content and so on.
Good story writing also needs to know when to stop..
Travan
Given how easily Thane makes enemies, I could see a whole storyline where someone is trying to hunt him down by following the trail of hot women.
Baby would probably be a major obstacle in their path.
Guesticus
Umm, you mean other than whatshertits and her two lackeys? The ones who have tracked Thane to the Inn?
Travan
Whatshertits has more or less just kept up with him since he humiliated her. I’m suggesting someone might have been looking for him for a while and be following the trail of hot chicks from town to town. Just because that mechanic is hilarious.
They’ll probably have the odd red herring to deal with too. Women who are just legitimately hot without Thane being involved at all.
M
/me sings a rousing chorus of Incest is Best
http://palmbchhashing.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=DownDowns&action=display&thread=396
Urazz
Does it count as incest when it’s really just the two of them screwing the same guy at the same time and they are pretty much just ignoring each other and focused on using said guy as a living sex toy?
Drakon7
To those of you wondering why the innkeep would want ‘nympho’ daughters, remember that they are only complete nymphos in Thane’s company, once they are clear of him they would regain control of their senses and be in control. Sure they might be nymphos still, but it would mostly be their choice at that point.
Holloway
Plus hot daughters get better suitors and better suitors = more dowry. Also hot daughters increases tavern customer base for the curvy serving girls. It’s a sound business move on the inkeeper’s part.
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