Methinks that these aren’t your standard kind of spiders that would scare the fairies if the yellow fairy is leading him towards them.
That’s the kind of spider that’ll scare ANYTHING, if the lil hobbitises are any indication.
Yellow Clue-don’t faerie is hoping the spiders will take care of Lurker
did he just simply walk into mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
–Jaycee “I’m doing it.”
Yeah, you stumble from adventure to adventure into it. XD
Indeed: https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=The+Shire&daddr=Mordor&dirflg=w
“One does not simply Wank in Mordor…”
^_-
Ooh, I see what you did thar…
I am looking forward to the next update with great anticipation! 😀
Does anyone think this is going to end well for poor Lurker?
Considering he’s with caption fairy, I’m going with no XD
> Does anyone think this is going to end well for poor Lurker?
Yes, I do. Although, what happens before the “end” may be a different matter…
This cannot end well if Blond Meanie is involved. Methinks Lurker is about to meet the faerie-world’s version of Shelob.
That, or a horny female drider…
“She was just all hands on the first date!”
Guess the spiderlair is infested with hobbits…
Dirty little hobbitses, never know where they have been or what they have been touching (including each other)
Are we about to learn why faeries dislike spiders?
Didn’t we already know that? They’re immune to faerie magic and they’ll eat faeries if given half a chance.
That’s correct.
And it makes spiders just a little more awesome than they already were. ^^
Being immune to faery magic is not enough when it can affect inanimate objects. They don’t need to cast a spell at a spider when they can cast it at a rock…
Now, if spiders can actually DISRUPT faery magic, that would be interesting…
Peace, Lurker.
Lurker is right that *most* spiders are hard to find. Spiders the size of a Toyota on the other hand are hard to miss.
Umm, what is a Toyota?
A horseless carriage that will make the likes of you obsolete.
I hope for sexy spider girls.
That would be the “female drider” that Gallstone mentioned. Excuse me, “HORNY female drider”. 😉
must have missed the post.
Horny sexy spider girls would certainly redefine the term “getting hand jobs…”
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31 thoughts on “#0205: Does Whatever a Faerie Can!”
Urazz
Methinks that these aren’t your standard kind of spiders that would scare the fairies if the yellow fairy is leading him towards them.
Rodrigo
That’s the kind of spider that’ll scare ANYTHING, if the lil hobbitises are any indication.
Guesticus
Yellow Clue-don’t faerie is hoping the spiders will take care of Lurker
nobody1111
did he just simply walk into mordor?
Jaycee
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
Yeah, you stumble from adventure to adventure into it. XD
Lurker
Indeed:
https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=The+Shire&daddr=Mordor&dirflg=w
eabecerra@gmail.com
“One does not simply Wank in Mordor…”
^_-
Jaycee
Jaycee
Ooh, I see what you did thar…
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
I am looking forward to the next update with great anticipation! 😀
Jaycee
Does anyone think this is going to end well for poor Lurker?
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)
Considering he’s with caption fairy, I’m going with no XD
Lurker
> Does anyone think this is going to end well for poor Lurker?
Yes, I do.
Although, what happens before the “end” may be a different matter…
The Phantom's Belch
This cannot end well if Blond Meanie is involved.
Methinks Lurker is about to meet the faerie-world’s version of Shelob.
Gallstone
That, or a horny female drider…
Gallstone
“She was just all hands on the first date!”
Robert Nowall
Guess the spiderlair is infested with hobbits…
Guesticus
Dirty little hobbitses, never know where they have been or what they have been touching (including each other)
Lurker
Are we about to learn why faeries dislike spiders?
Gallstone
Didn’t we already know that? They’re immune to faerie magic and they’ll eat faeries if given half a chance.
Jaycee
That’s correct.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
And it makes spiders just a little more awesome than they already were. ^^
Lurker
Being immune to faery magic is not enough when it can affect inanimate objects. They don’t need to cast a spell at a spider when they can cast it at a rock…
Now, if spiders can actually DISRUPT faery magic, that would be interesting…
Peace,
Lurker.
da Doctah
Lurker is right that *most* spiders are hard to find. Spiders the size of a Toyota on the other hand are hard to miss.
Gustav
Umm, what is a Toyota?
Lurker
A horseless carriage that will make the likes of you obsolete.
TJ
I hope for sexy spider girls.
TheHerald
That would be the “female drider” that Gallstone mentioned. Excuse me, “HORNY female drider”. 😉
TJ
must have missed the post.
eabecerra@gmail.com
Horny sexy spider girls would certainly redefine the term “getting hand jobs…”
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