Now the big question I think we’ll be asking is whether Patience will keep the penis when she is done screwing heather and will she be more understanding of Lucky after this little incident.
It’s a fantasy where the one involved gets to have all the sexual traits of both genders, and can use it to their own advantage … ie. they can bang everyone they meet, of both genders, and have the right tool for it.
Also, it allows the artists to have more women in the scene, and still have a dick swinging free in there, rather than having unembodied free floating dicks suspended in free fall.
dick drones. Now that’s something i’d like to see.
Gallstone
There’s a Russian fairytale that’s sort of like that.
A noblewoman sees a vendor with a cart full of penises, and sends her maid to go buy her two big ones. The maid goes, pays, and brings the penises to her mistress, but they won’t do anything.
The noblewoman sends her maid back to the vendor to complain, and he explains the penises need a command word before they’ll perform. So the maid pays for the command word.
The noblewoman says the command word, and the penises proceed to double-time her — but they won’t stop, not even when she begs them to. So the noblewoman sends the maid out to the vendor again, who explains that there is a second command word to make them stop. The maid pays him for the command word.
In short, a randy noblewoman was screwed over three times because she was in too much of a hurry to get her gratification…
Jaycee
From the sound if it, she was screwed far more than three times…
*snort*
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
Paid for tricky merchandise…
Paid again for keyphrase to activate…
Got boned in two openings simultaneously…
Paid again for shutdown word.
I found some words, but I don’t really like them … I think Busty expects Heather to go ‘Russian’ on Patience… because… I just can’t see that thingfitting any other way. >_<:
Not sure what ‘Russian’ in this context means, but you will be surprised just how much can fit (if two fists can fit at the same time, that donkey-dong should as well, not to mention the size of some babies that are birthed ‘naturally’)
Gallstone
Unless I’m mistaken, ‘going down on someone Russian’ means for a woman to take the man’s member between her breasts and use those to stimulate him to orgasm. Masturbation using boobs…
True, the girth might be tolerable, but if the length is too great it might cause considerable damage. Remember, babies passing down the natural way already do a number on a woman’s body…
bbo
people from the asian area, especialy the otaku kingdoms, call that paizuri. Or simply a titfuck.
Actually, hasn’t she been abusing poor Lucky’s command words to get him hard and soft lately and messing with the poor guy even after she taught him a lesson for using her like a fuck toy (something that I disagree with you on). If anything she has it coming.
And that, imo, is why having so much crap done to her sucks (no, this it not a rage-quit rant, just stating opinion about a favourite character and the need for her to catch a break from what keeps happening to her, so, a rant but not a rage-quit rant 😛 )
Gallstone
Oh, I agree.
Unfortunately, the faeries don’t… ^^;
That is easily remedied by, y’know, pulling down said pants.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
Now imagine that happening in public, in this age of video-capable cell phones. Your employment options would pretty soon be narrowed down to but a handful…
Jaycee
Well, fortunately, it’s not happening in modern times. And even if it did, I’d think the target of the curse would have enough modesty to seek a private location to… ahem… “rearrange” her assets properly. (Well, as properly as is feasible, considering the dimentions of said assets…)
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
da Doctah
Just make sure it doesn’t happen in front of a mirror. Because they’re all, y’know, “networked”.
Gallstone
It’s not even happening in our world… :p
Where faerie-enhanced/granted assets are concerned, the victim’s modesty is often impaired or overridden entirely, or just circumvened because the asset(s) get(s) a mind of their own. ^^;
Doesn’t matter whether it happens in front of a mirror or not; magic mirrors can see stuff that doesn’t happen in front of glass. 😉
So what are you thinking after that then? Have Lucky turned into a woman and have Patience have sex with him after that just to give him a taste of what a woman feels? lol
Figure some mighty boobs are to be roger’ed roundly. And perhaps a team ‘tree climb’ with the aid of the Amazonian warrior woman and Missy Dom’trix directing the action.
Fair enough, we can’t please everybody. Considering the high breast count (and volume) of this strip, it’s only fair we occasionally have a little something for our female audience (all five of them).
I figured any women that read this strip regularly are either lesbians or bisexual. /shrug
Still it would get boring eventually if you didn’t do something like this every now and then I think so I agree with you mixing things up a bit every now and then.
Jaycee
I don’t know that I’d make that statement about all female readers, but yeah, it’s nice to mix things up a little once in a while.
Not that I *plan* on showing any guy-meat (sorry ladies), but suggesting it doesn’t hurt, I think.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
I think it’s fair enough; after all, you don’t display women’s genitalia, either.
74 thoughts on “#0265: Big Job, Big Tool”
Urazz
Now the big question I think we’ll be asking is whether Patience will keep the penis when she is done screwing heather and will she be more understanding of Lucky after this little incident.
TJgalon
wow, hotness, lol.
Jayessell
Is that a Pokey – Mon reference?
Jaycee
Maybe a little?
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
TJgalon
not so little
Jaycee
Bulbasaur! Tentacle vines! (?)
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
TJgalon
looks like a harden attack to me.
Gallstone
“Futanari! Busty chooses YOU!”
Sheela
It is super effective!
Gallstone
… Hm. I am having some trouble NOT picturing what kind of attacks a Pokémon named “Futanari” would use on an opponent. 0_0;
TJgalon
That easy. It move set would be
Harden
Flash
Eruption
Encore
SKy
You forgot “Pound”…
TJgalon
Oh, that a good one too. I figure my 4 was pretty funny, hehe
Motorcycle
Ugh. Never did understand the appeal of futanari….
Sheela
It’s a fantasy where the one involved gets to have all the sexual traits of both genders, and can use it to their own advantage … ie. they can bang everyone they meet, of both genders, and have the right tool for it.
Also, it allows the artists to have more women in the scene, and still have a dick swinging free in there, rather than having unembodied free floating dicks suspended in free fall.
bbo
dick drones. Now that’s something i’d like to see.
Gallstone
There’s a Russian fairytale that’s sort of like that.
A noblewoman sees a vendor with a cart full of penises, and sends her maid to go buy her two big ones. The maid goes, pays, and brings the penises to her mistress, but they won’t do anything.
The noblewoman sends her maid back to the vendor to complain, and he explains the penises need a command word before they’ll perform. So the maid pays for the command word.
The noblewoman says the command word, and the penises proceed to double-time her — but they won’t stop, not even when she begs them to. So the noblewoman sends the maid out to the vendor again, who explains that there is a second command word to make them stop. The maid pays him for the command word.
In short, a randy noblewoman was screwed over three times because she was in too much of a hurry to get her gratification…
Jaycee
From the sound if it, she was screwed far more than three times…
*snort*
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
Paid for tricky merchandise…
Paid again for keyphrase to activate…
Got boned in two openings simultaneously…
Paid again for shutdown word.
Yup, at least four times. ^^
Anonymous
Alas my pants, what foul sorcery hath been wroght upon my groin!
Gallstone
o_o … Words… fail.
Gallstone
I found some words, but I don’t really like them … I think Busty expects Heather to go ‘Russian’ on Patience… because… I just can’t see that thing fitting any other way. >_<:
Guesticus
Not sure what ‘Russian’ in this context means, but you will be surprised just how much can fit (if two fists can fit at the same time, that donkey-dong should as well, not to mention the size of some babies that are birthed ‘naturally’)
Gallstone
Unless I’m mistaken, ‘going down on someone Russian’ means for a woman to take the man’s member between her breasts and use those to stimulate him to orgasm. Masturbation using boobs…
True, the girth might be tolerable, but if the length is too great it might cause considerable damage. Remember, babies passing down the natural way already do a number on a woman’s body…
bbo
people from the asian area, especialy the otaku kingdoms, call that paizuri. Or simply a titfuck.
Guesticus
Yeah, familiar with both of those terms
Sheela
To be fair, in a porny comic universe, women can be made of rubber, in order to accomodate ALL sizes without restraint.
And I do mean ALL SIZES !!
.. including the spaceshuttle.
Jaycee
“Honey, are you okay? You’re squirming a lot. I’m trying to watch the Big Bang, here…”
“Sorry… I’ve got a space shuttle up my… you know, down there… and it’s on firing full thrusters…”
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
“Dinnertime conversations with my slutty girlfriend”
By Galactus
Jaycee
Ha! I LOL’d.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
*tips hat* 😉
MidnightDStroyer
How about:
“How many times do I got to tell you, use the right tool for the right job.”
~Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott
Guesticus
Now this, again, is seriously not nice
After the last time Patience was used like a fuck toy? Again?
No, not funny at all
Urazz
Actually, hasn’t she been abusing poor Lucky’s command words to get him hard and soft lately and messing with the poor guy even after she taught him a lesson for using her like a fuck toy (something that I disagree with you on). If anything she has it coming.
Sheela
Ah well, maybe lucky is given command words for HER ding-dong !
Sweet, sweet, revenge. 🙂
mbutchin
Oh, my….
Urazz
So what were the voting percentages for each character in the members area Jaycee since you did say they voted for it. Just curious after all.
Jaycee
I didn’t tabulate percentages, but Patience won over Karma by 2-3 votes.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
Well, she is more well-natured…
Guesticus
And that, imo, is why having so much crap done to her sucks (no, this it not a rage-quit rant, just stating opinion about a favourite character and the need for her to catch a break from what keeps happening to her, so, a rant but not a rage-quit rant 😛 )
Gallstone
Oh, I agree.
Unfortunately, the faeries don’t… ^^;
BioYuGi
Oh god, the pose in the third panel. That is the best pose.
Jaycee
Yeah, pretty inviting, eh?
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
BioYuGi
Well the similar panel in last week’s update was a bit more enticing, but it didn’t have as big of an ass.
Gallstone
It may just be me, so feel free to ignore me, but she evokes more pity than lust…
Urazz
So you’d feel you’d have to have sex with her out of pity then if you were there? 😉
Gallstone
No, but I’d feed her chocolate and call an ambulance.
Guesticus
Not just you
Evan Snow-Wolf
Is it wrong I’m jealous of the last panel?
Gallstone
Yes. Imagine having that thing and getting an unexpected erection – while wearing tight jeans – and it wasn’t positioned right.
Jaycee
That is easily remedied by, y’know, pulling down said pants.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
Now imagine that happening in public, in this age of video-capable cell phones. Your employment options would pretty soon be narrowed down to but a handful…
Jaycee
Well, fortunately, it’s not happening in modern times. And even if it did, I’d think the target of the curse would have enough modesty to seek a private location to… ahem… “rearrange” her assets properly. (Well, as properly as is feasible, considering the dimentions of said assets…)
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
da Doctah
Just make sure it doesn’t happen in front of a mirror. Because they’re all, y’know, “networked”.
Gallstone
It’s not even happening in our world… :p
Where faerie-enhanced/granted assets are concerned, the victim’s modesty is often impaired or overridden entirely, or just circumvened because the asset(s) get(s) a mind of their own. ^^;
Doesn’t matter whether it happens in front of a mirror or not; magic mirrors can see stuff that doesn’t happen in front of glass. 😉
MidnightDStroyer
In this case, a double handful, bare minimum.
tarek heba
I hope she is stuck with that thing. It would be kind of adorable to watch her try to hide that bulge in her uniform.
Jaycee
Well, I wouldn’t be doing my job right if I didn’t “milk” the situation for all it’s worth, right? 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
So what are you thinking after that then? Have Lucky turned into a woman and have Patience have sex with him after that just to give him a taste of what a woman feels? lol
Jaycee
Can’t spoil the fun. You’ll have to wait and see.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
TheSkulker
Then he would want to stay as a woman forever!
eabecerra@gmail.com
Just go about in Elizabethan costume, and tell everyone you’re wearing a codpiece for the play you’re starring in…
Kol Drake
Figure some mighty boobs are to be roger’ed roundly. And perhaps a team ‘tree climb’ with the aid of the Amazonian warrior woman and Missy Dom’trix directing the action.
roderick brown
Hmph… Okay???
Malroth
Mind control was a plus, then the Futa happened, I’m outta here.
Jaycee
Fair enough, we can’t please everybody. Considering the high breast count (and volume) of this strip, it’s only fair we occasionally have a little something for our female audience (all five of them).
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
I figured any women that read this strip regularly are either lesbians or bisexual. /shrug
Still it would get boring eventually if you didn’t do something like this every now and then I think so I agree with you mixing things up a bit every now and then.
Jaycee
I don’t know that I’d make that statement about all female readers, but yeah, it’s nice to mix things up a little once in a while.
Not that I *plan* on showing any guy-meat (sorry ladies), but suggesting it doesn’t hurt, I think.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
I think it’s fair enough; after all, you don’t display women’s genitalia, either.
Guesticus
Still don’t like how Patience seems to be the ‘go-to’ guard for crap 🙁
Jaycee
Well, this time, it was down to a member vote, so she seems to be a popular choice.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”