Triggers! (Part V)

This morning, when the alarm rang, I awoke to the sights and sound of Mandy thrashing in the bed next to me, her hands going about some sexy business between her legs. Looks like the alarm buzzer was rigged to make her clitoris buzz in sync. And for some mysterious (and probably magical) reason, the snooze button wasn’t working, so it kept on buzzing…

*BZZZT* *BZZZT* *BZZZT*… Continue reading “Triggers! (Part V)”

Triggers! (Part III)

Minx was in great form today. Seven pranks, in all, iterated 2-3 times each. I’ve had so much sex (with Mandy, on my own, and, once, with a warm cheesecake) that I wonder how long we’ll have the stamina to keep this up.

But the worst one wasn’t done to either one of us. Jennifer caught us by surprise last night, arriving around 8PM, with a stack of boardgames. DAMN! I’d forgotten all about that! We’d agreed to start a boardgame night every other Saturday, and this one was to be the first. Mandy and I looked at each other, knowing this was trouble, but we couldn’t come up with a good excuse to cancel. While Jen went to the fridge to get herself something to drink, we reluctantly setup the first game (Zombies!!!), still wondering if there was some kind of way out. Continue reading “Triggers! (Part III)”

Triggers! (Part II)

Another “lovely” trigger from Minx:

When I arrived home last night, I dropped my things on the counter and went to my comfy seat in the living room to watch some DVDs while waiting for Mandy. The moment my butt hit the leather, my jeans (which are normally pretty baggy) suddenly tightened around my legs and crotch, and turned into black leather. Worse yet, some kind of invisible force started rubbing me at the crotch area, and I “grew” rather impressively. Enough so that, in fact, my pants couldn’t “contain” me, and Mr. Jaycee Junior poked his turgid head above my belt. Continue reading “Triggers! (Part II)”

I Made a Boo-Boo

This morning, while I was in the bathroom making myself pretty for the day, Minx flew up to my face, beaming with joy.

“Look!” she shouted, posing sexily in front of my nose. She took a deep breath, waiting for my answer.

“Um… ah…” I wasn’t sure what she wanted me to say. “I don’t… know… No, you don’t look fat in that outfit?” Continue reading “I Made a Boo-Boo”

Revelations

So now, Brooke knows about faeries. She took it pretty well, in fact. I guess when you go from warlock to talking about faeries, there’s not much of a step left to take. So I introduced her to Minx, who was a little shy at first. Then, when I explained Minx was the one responsible for the handshake orgasm, she started beaming. “That was me!” she exclaimed with pride. She also looked at Brooke with curiosity. “You’re very pretty. With boobs like that, I bet you have sex all the time, right?” Continue reading “Revelations”

The Puzzle Completed

Sorry for cutting it short yesterday. Convinced Mandy to go see Killer Elite. It’s not her type of movie, so she was doing it to be nice to me. Thus, it was my duty to at least make sure we were on time.

Anyway, after talking to Meghan, I think I’ve figured out what’s been going on:

  • Last year, she thought I was cheating on her with Zuri (crazy, but hey, that’s what she thought)
  • In retaliation, she flirted with Brooke, who didn’t need much flirting to sleep with her
  • When I found out, Brooke cut all ties with her. She kept trying to be in touch, but he ignored her
  • After he got turned into a woman, Brooke finally relented and made contact with her
  • This “contact” was done anonymously (sorta). “He” introduced himself as Bria, male Brooke’s imaginary cousin (to explain the resemblance in clothing styles)
  • Apparently, under this “Bria” identity, Brooke told Meghan that she was Brooke’s best wingman (a partner who helps a guy pick up chicks)
  • Meghan and “Bria” got to know each other. Eventually, they slept together, and it sounds like they saw stars!
  • They’ve been “together” ever since. Which means Bria/Brooke is leading a double-relationship: one with Roseanne, and one with Meghan.

So the more things change, the more they stay the same. Brooke is still chasing tail. And this time, as a girl, she’s probably more devastating than ever (which girl would REALLY have her guard up against another chick?). And if she’s dating two girls, there’s no reason to believe he’s not dating even MORE than that. Mandy (with whom I shared all this) naturally agrees with me.

Guess I’m overdue for a little chat with Brooke.

–Jaycee

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