Tales From Mexico — Day 2

I woke up on Tuesday with that slight feverish feeling that comes from having a good sunburn. Mandy was still sleeping, so I quietly got out of bed and went to the bathroom to freshen myself up. I splashed some cold water on my face and confirmed that I was an idiot for not wearing any sunscreen the day before. Then I went to the bathroom to take care of business.

You’ll imagine my surprise, I’m sure when I realized that my “business” down there was somewhat oversized. Not talking about morning wood, here, but about having gotten abnormally big.

I let out some kind of loud curse to express my surprise, and raced back to the room to wake Mandy up. She was a big confused at first, but when I dropped my boxers, she looked at my crotch, then back up at me.

“You’re not being very romantic, here, are you?” she asked.

“No, that’s not it! I got BIG!”

“I can see that.”

“As in, REAL big!”

“I can SEE that. Good for you.”

“Must be faerie magic,” I said.

“Must be,” she acquiesced.

I paused. Clearly, she wasn’t going to get… ahem… excited about this. Not excited as in sexually, but as in alarmed. I turned to leave, then faced again.

“But I’m BIG.”

“Yes, sweetie.”

Nope, not gonna get a rise out of her. That’s my Mandy all right.

So I got dressed and ready for the day. Which was going to be spent visiting the ruins at Coba. (We chose Coba because you can still climb the pyramid there, whereas the ruins of Chichen Itza are now off-limits to visitors. You can watch, but can’t touch.) I made sure to bring sunscreen and a hat to avoid making things worse. I was somewhat grateful we weren’t going scuba diving since, well… my new size might get noticeable in swimming trunks or in a wet suit.

Except that I had forgotten about the PRE-Coba visit, which entailed doing some fun things, like zip-lining, rappelling down a cliff, and visiting a cenote. Normally, none of this would have been embarrassing, but if you’ve ever worn a climbing harness (necessary for rappelling), you know how it REALLY straps itself all around your crotch and really brings your… package to the fore.

And I had… quite the package.

Perhaps I should also mention our guide: Lara Croft. I’m NOT kidding! That’s how she introduced herself to us tourists, as well as to the various Mexican security guards we crossed at the gate of each hotel we visited. (Her real name was Lara Martinez, but we all thought it was hilarious that she called herself like that, and no one challenged her.)

Anyway, while strapping me up, Lara sized me up and laughed. “You’re a little TOO happy to see me.” Then she looked at Mandy’s boobs and told them: “Good thing YOU’re more my type.”

I blushed like an idiot. Mostly because I was embarrassed, but also because Lara had drawn my attention to Mandy’s breasts, and those made the giant snake between my thighs twitch a little. DOWN BOY!

So I was quick to make my descent and get away from this situation.

I also spent most of the day trying to walk in the front of everyone, so no one would notice anything.

Overall, we all had a good time, and if anyone noticed anything, they didn’t make any comments.

On the following day, though, I wasn’t the only one having some trouble, and things got really heated up…

–Jaycee

Tales From Mexico — Day 1

We left for Mexico on the morning of Dec 26. It was an early flight so we arrived in Cancun around noon and got to the resort just in time for lunch. The resort was a paradise of pools, palm trees, green grass and white sand. And because it was an all-included package, it meant we could eat and drink to our heart’s content. We were early and our rooms weren’t ready yet, so we went off to grab a bite and enjoy the sights of the site.

Then, once we were finally able to get our rooms, we switched to swimsuits and trunks and went for the pool. First order of the day: soaking in the blue skies and bright sunshine. Little did I know that this would set in motion some “parting gifts” from Minx.

That first day was generally uneventful. Except for me, because I didn’t wear sunscreen, so I ended the afternoon with a slight sunburn. It was the source of much amusement among my friends, because I should know better (I have pale skin). That’ll teach me…

To be continued tomorrow, for Day 2…

–Jaycee

Tales From Mexico — Prelude

Hi all,

If you didn’t know, I was in Mexico between Christmas and New Year (and a few more days after that, as a matter of face). With me, my close circle of friends: Mandy, Brooke & Meghan, Antony & Frank (whose real name, by the way, is Lucas, but I still call him Frank as a joke), as well as Jennifer and her new boyfriend Jason.

It looks like we didn’t leave without a parting gift from Minx, however. I won’t tell you what it is right away; you’ll find out reading my retelling of the holiday events in the next few days.

In other news: Zuri is in town and it sounds like she’s going to be sticking around until the end of January.

More on the Mexico adventure tomorrow.

–Jaycee

Happy New Year!

Hey everyone,

I want to wish everyone out there a very happy New Year. If 2011 wasn’t a good year, let’s hope 2012 turns that around. And if it WAS a good year, I hope this new one is even better!

And I can’t wait to tell you about the faerie mischief that’s messing with my vacations down here… Let’s just say that getting a tan came at a (different) price for all of us.

More when I have better Internet access.

–Jaycee

An Apology to Subscribers… Sort Of

I realized, while installing the Bloomin’ Coins! system, that there were about a hundred people who, as former Members, remained in the system as no-privilege Subscribers. Luckily for them, thanks to an oversight on my part, they could still access some of the Members-only contents without actually being Members.

So for this screw up, I apologize to Members.

I also apologize to these Subscribers because as of now, they are no longer able to access the contents of the site. The fact they were able to do so was an error on my part,  and this is now corrected. I’m not doing this to annoy you, but to protect the privileges of the Members, whose support is critical in keeping this site going. I hope you will consider re-joining us as Members.

Thanks everyone!

–Jaycee

Bloomin’ Coins!

Hi everyone,

I’ve been busy with work in the last few weeks, so little update on my life. But I’m going on vacations next week and I’ll be spending the week between Christmas and New Year in Mexico, with Mandy, Brooke, Jennifer, Meghan, Antony, and a few more friends. I got confirmation that Zuri WILL be in town while I’m gone. She may or may not be there when I return — her plans were still pretty flexible. Ah well…

I haven’t just been busy with work, though. I’ve also worked on implementing a system that I like to call Bloomin’ Coins! This is something that I’ve been meaning to try for a while, and I hope you’ll like it. Here’s what it does:

  • We give you a special, personal link that you get your friends to click on.
  • Every time a UNIQUE friend (from his/her own UNIQUE IP address) visits this site, YOU earn a Bloomin’ Coin!
  • Once you’ve got a few Coins, you can spend them and get some unique content that is normally reserved to Members.

Right now, because it’s the Holiday Season and we’re also testing it out, there are only six items in the shop — all of them comic strips from the fine folks at PortalComic. And BECAUSE it’s just a test and we want you to give it a shot, ALL items in the Bloomin’ Shop are ONLY ONE COIN EACH!!!

Check out the menu bar above the comic, click on Bloomin’ Coins, and get started!

And in case I don’t get a chance to write another update before I leave, I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart for visiting this place so regularly and faithfully. Your support makes everything worthwhile!

Happy Holidays!

–Jaycee

Quick Update

Hey all,

Sorry I’ve been silent. We have a pre-Christmas rush at the office, so I’ve been staying at work later than usual. Not much time left for updates. But this morning, it’s a bit slower, so here’s what’s been happening to the people in my life (and myself).

  • Mandy hasn’t moved back in, and probably won’t. We talked about it, and she’s worried that too much faerie influence in her life might cause her to relapse to her older self. She said it came VERY close, during the Trigger Incidents, and she doesn’t want to go back down that road. She’s still living at Antony’s and is looking for a new place of her own.
  • Brooke and Roseanne are officially over. Now it’s all about Brooke and Meghan.
  • Jennifer has a new boyfriend. Which isn’t surprising. Ever since she “busted out” (a nice way to say she got implants), she’s been going through guys like mad. They’re usually hot hunks, with toasters for brains. She’s also going for a more feminine look — I saw her wearing a dress, the other day, and it was really weird for me. She’s not a tomboy-ish little sister anymore, more like a hot sexpot. My brain can’t quite cope with that yet.
  • I received a postcard from Zuri. She’s coming to town during the holidays. BAD NEWS! I’m going on holidays myself right after Christmas (Mexico, BABY!), so there’s a chance we’ll miss each other.
  • Morgan never reappeared. I don’t know where she came from, or where she went after she visited me, “that” time. Probably just as well. I’ve confessed the entire incident to Mandy, though, who was upset by the whole thing. She understood it was the usual faerie mischief, though, so she’s not holding a grudge.

That’s about all the news. Oh, and Minx has been very quiet. She’s been looking a bit nervous, these days, but she says it’s nothing. I hope that’s not the calm before the storm…

–Jaycee

Saturday Night Chaos (Epilogue)

I couldn’t get a hold of Mandy after what happened, but we talked on Sunday morning. She was fine. We agreed that after the night before, it would be safe if she went back to stay at Antony’s place for a little while. Just until we figure out what happened.

I didn’t tell her about Morgan’s visit. Not yet. But I will. I just wanted to figure out first what happened, where she came from all of a sudden, and what force was at work behind it all.

And I got thinking… If it was Minx who “fixed” those orgasms that prevented me from having sex with Morgan, then she’s not the one who got Morgan to show up and come on to me in the first place.

So I decided to have a chat with Minx, and asked her what was her part in all of this. The thing about Minx is, she’s a pretty bad liar. She has the poker face of a three year-old. Her answer was one of those “Nothiiiiiiiiing” that screams “I’m lying.” So I asked her a few more questions.

“Minx, seriously, did you do this to me? To the point of fainting?”

“Mmmmmaybe?”

“You lost an opportunity to watch me have sex with Morgan.”

“Who?” she asked.

“The lady with the big boobs.”

“Oh, her. Well, your orgasms were fun to watch.”

Uh huh. Then I had a light bulb moment.

“And isn’t that an uncanny coincidence that Mandy had the SAME problem, around the SAME time, and didn’t show up at 8PM, when she was supposed to.”

“Ah… I suppose.”

I pressed on, feeling I was on to something.

“Minx, did you curse Mandy, just like you cursed me?”

She shuffled a guilty foot around the other.

“And what if I did?”

“I knew it! You DID this to us!”

She shrugged, so I continued.

“You’re the one who gave us all those orgasms! And I’m willing to bet you did this to stop me from sleeping with Morgan. And to stop Mandy from showing up and seeing her there!”

Minx frowned unhappily.

“Are you insinuating I would have HELPED you?” she asked, her glare threatening. I could see this could be an issue, so I backed down.

“Um… Ah… I mean… No, of COURSE not! You did this for your own entertainment, not AT ALL to do me a favor! I didn’t insinuate that you might have shirked your duties as a proper faerie and actually HELPED a human being.”

“Good.” She was pouting, now.

“But if you HAD done this deliberately, and if it HAD had a beneficial side effect for Mandy and myself, it WOULD be proper for me to express gratitude, right?”

She concentrated a moment, then nodded. “I guess, yes.”

“So, I’m NOT thanking you now, but personally, I’m glad I got off with JUST those orgasms and nothing else.”

And there you have it, folks. Some faeries may have a heart after all. Not that I’m suggesting Minx has one. I’m just sayin’…

–Jaycee

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