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#0285: Large Hardon Collider

50 thoughts on “#0285: Large Hardon Collider

  1. Wow, the invisible penis sure is sensitive. It looks like it practically gave Patience an orgasm when Lucky just touched it with a finger. lol

  2. Lucky has learned a bit since his first “encounter” with Patience. He’s discovered that you get a lot further if you *talk* about each other’s feelings before just jumping right into the act.

    1. Actually, a REAL friend doesn’t bother to ask you how you feel…To find out, they’ll just feel for themselves.

  3. did we skip the pants? In 281 she still had them on.

    1. Don’t know what you’re talking about.

      *whistles innocently*

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Now she has pants. Very sneaky Jaycee. Rofl

        1. I thought she just hurried out of them to free up her new ‘friend’ so she could kiss and cuddle without popping and fainting right off…

      2. I still don’t understand how she can move in that skintight stuff. at all.

        1. Bow-legged? 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Nah, it’s comic book physics. That or cartoon physics. Either way it works out fine. lol

        3. beware the tramp-crabs.

  4. o_o I uh, did not expect that. Not that Lucky would be cool to do it with a girl with an extra appendage and not that one poke would set her off like that. Must be another sex-hex in play, or it’s part of the whole invisible wiener-package…

    1. I’m thinking Lucky is only cool having sex with a woman with an extra appendage because it’s Patience. He’d probably be walking away from any random woman that had a penis like that. lol

  5. I have to say, this surprised me.

  6. Oh, he’s gonna get it, ain’t he ?

    Ofcourse, while Lucky is being pegged by the real Patience, he could be giving transformed Heather some pleasure too.

    They could get a small train going there, with a Patience-Lucky-Patience-lookalike sandwich. 🙂

    1. Have you forgotten? The ‘Patience-lookalike’ is Princess Heather

      1. oops! that will teach me not to read the full post 🙁

        1. He he, yeah it will.

          On the other side, we could also end up seeing Patience having a go with “herself” while getting serviced by Lucky.

          So many possibilities. 🙂

  7. No, nonononono, this is all kinds of wrong

    1. I see nothing wrong in this love.

      1. Except that under normal situations, Patience is into girls, and hates Lucky immensely

        1. Behold the overwhelming power of a large, erect, sensitive penis!

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Plus she could get it on with “herself” … erhh, with Heather I mean.
          Adding Lucky to the mix, just makes it more fun to be had.

        3. I didn’t get the impression that she was only into girls. Certainly she is also into girls, but first time she had sex with Nadia, she initially needed some male ‘stimulation’ to really get going. I think Patience can go both ways.

          Now more than ever, due to Busty putting her into the position of Hermafroditos. Or should that be Salmacis…?

        4. The subject of Patience’s hate has also become somewhat dubious, ever since she followed Lucky into the bar where she first met Nadia…

        5. Yeah, I was under the impression that Patience doesn’t really hate Lucky so much as he pisses her off and frustrates her. The fact that she still hangs around Lucky even after the first time he ‘took’ advantage of her showed me that their relationship wasn’t permanently damaged but was changed as it is changing right now.

  8. I just took not, panel two, really is her sex face, lol

  9. This is one of the best strip titles yet.

    1. FINALLY someone noticed! 😀

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Oh, I noticed.
        I’m just not into wiener fencing…

        1. At this size, they’re no longer fencing, they’re wrestling!

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. o_o … >_>\ … 0_0 … Thank you so much for conjuring the image of prehensile python wieners, Jaycee…

        3. At your service!

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        4. I didn’t come here to watch a cockfight.

  10. A great title and I really like this one… I’m picking up on it all coming together for Patience… realizing earlier that Lucky’s dream girl is her… and … he knows a thing or two about what turns her one (now, esp.).

    Represents a lot of what I love about Blooming Ferries at it’s best.

    1. Yeah, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fairies are romantics at heart as well and I wonder if the fairy will do something to help them out. It would be completely perverted and diry for sure but I can see her helping them out.

  11. Just want to say thanks Jaycee for the wonderful story and how much I really, really like Patience’s “I tried, but I can’t take it any more!” face in panel 3. Wondollar really got that one good (not that any of them are bad, don’t want to imply that!).

  12. The Phantom's Belch

    Panel 3… Patience realizing that Lucky will accept her regardless. Although the can’t see his face in panel 4, though, judging by the body language I would hazard a guess that it is a look of surprise. Certainly not the reaction he was expecting. (Don’t think he’ll be complaining, though.)

    1. No, that look in panel three is because he is still touching her invisible shlong

  13. Two things.

    One – Lucky must be awfully secure in his own sexuality to go touching someone else’s male appendage like that.

    Two – who’s to say that Patience doesn’t have a COMPLETE kit? Total herm, as it were. We don’t know for certain, unless Da Boss weighed in on the subject and I missed it.

    1. 1- Lucky doesn’t really have a lot of “barriers”–comes from being a rather “simple” mind. 🙂

      2- Patience has the whole kit and caboodle. There’s even a strip where we “see” (through her pants) how voluminous both the kit and the caboodle are. 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Huh. Missed that, then. Which strip was it? Or was it members only?

        1. It’s not obvious, but it’s here: https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/comic/public/0265-big-job-big-tool/

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Ah. Took a look, but it’s still not clear. Obviously, she has a wang, but I don’t really see anything that would indicate she still has her vj.

          *shrugs*

          Ah, well, on with the story!

  14. Is it just me or the site is having some changes ? 😀

  15. Getting the girl you want is easy, all you have to do is touch her invisible penis.

  16. Shouldn’t Lucky get a pair of breasts now, for symmetry reasons?

    1. Don’t you mean super-symmetry reasons, since this has to do with the large hardon collider? ^_^

      Of course, Jaycee might just be stringing us along, a particle at a time…

      1. That.

        Was.

        HORRIBLE!

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

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