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#146: Undercover

32 thoughts on “#146: Undercover

  1. Lol, i am not sure what just happen.

    1. Sentient penis is what happened and a rather large one at that.

  2. Well, a talking penis certainly removes all of the fun from masturbation that’s for sure.

    1. The reaction, i wonder if she even felt it.

    2. Does playing with your bewbs really count as masturbating? Or just feeling yourself up?

      1. Well not have been a girl for while….ever, I can’t say. But she did come, so that would suggest something, but I wonder if she felt it or not. That might be a bad curse. Your cock wanting to cum, and it does, yet you feel nothing, lol.

      2. If you can nipple gasm I’d say yes. Speaking as someone who has…

        1. Really?!? I’m told this is extremely rare, to the point you’re the first female I’ve ever heard of who can do it (I’ve actually researched this a little). Mind telling me (and the rest of us) a little bit more about it? I’m assuming you must have exceptionally sensitive nipples, for starters, but anything else? How does it normally work? And can you do it any time you want, or do you have to be particularly aroused?

          Y’know. Curious minds want to know. 😉

          –Jaycee

        2. I must second the motion.

          As a (typical?) male, the trigger and the orgasm itself are concentrated in one area. My wife is also not a good source of information on this subject since she doesn’t climax from nipple stimulation alone — they are sexually sensitive but only to a point, after which they just get sore. Asking other women that I know will be frowned upon (both by them and by my wife) so it isn’t an option as well.

          The only resource left is anonymous posters on the Internet.

          So, please tell me, what does a “nipple gasm” feels like compared to the “regular” kind?

          Peace,
          Lurker.

        3. I, too, can have nipplegasms. Mine are probably more sensitive than other people’s, so playing with my breasts is certainly part of masturbation for me, and occasionally the whole of it. They’re close-to-but-not-quite as sensitive as my clitoris, so a slow approach with a bit of buildup works nicely. After that, I can take biting, vibrators, etc., and it usually leads to an orgasm or two. It’s pretty much exactly like any other female orgasm. Even without direct contact, the same naughty bits contract and react. Because there is no direct contact to my genitals, it doesn’t leave me overly sensitive and so I’m primed to continue playing instead of needing a break.

          I haven’t had that many girlfriends, but I’m told that I enjoy breastplay more than other women, so I assume I’m just more sensitive in general.

          Well. This is certainly the most TMI I’ve ever gone in public. DX

        4. Not to embarrass you, but I have to say: This is fascinating stuff.

          And I mean from a scientific viewpoint.

        5. You gotta love the anonymity of the Internet! People can share this kind of intimate details without fear of being judged.

          Thanks for sharing!

          –Jaycee

        6. My first wife could orgasm from nipple play.

          I’d flick them and nibble-suck them for her first 2 orgasms, then go down for a few more, then nookie time and another orgasm for us both.

          After a while we’d start all over again until she either squirted all over my chest and passed out or got sore.

  3. Is shi 1/2 & 1/2? or 1 & 1/2?

  4. Either the poor old ‘dear’ hasn’t had any action in centuries, or that evil yellow gnat also gave hir premature ejaculation

  5. I’m going to go way out on a limb here and suggest the fairy split the wizard into two parts, a female personality (and body to match) from the waist up and a male one from the waist down. Since he/she has yet to get out of bed, it’s possible they may have to spend some time just figuring out how to walk around.

    And the split is supposedly “permanent”, but that doesn’t prevent some later spell from splitting the two halves and having them go off in different directions in search of whatever they’re after and get in completely separate predicaments (the female half, being a sorceress, can use magic to get around without legs).

  6. The “permanent” part could just mean that the potion’s effect does not expire. A different spell could still reverse it.

    1. That’s right. Permanency doesn’t confer immunity to new spells. 🙂

      –Jaycee

      1. The wizard needs to crack the books and get to work on a counter-spell, then. Quickly.

  7. By the look on the wizard’s face, s/he didn’t feel that orgasm.

  8. Agreed, not digging this direction.

  9. And here I thought ‘Herman’ was just a micro friend of the golden fairy who liked camping out under nice warm blankets…..

  10. o_o This is about as horrifying as watching those horrible faeries fly into people to change their inner workings.

    1. Really, i find that to be very funny

    2. When did they do that?

      1. When the first faerie cursed Thane, and when the brunette with the leaf-bikini fixed it so Heather would orgasm every time the hour rang.

        1. Forgot that, but she didn’t actually enter Thane, just his, at the time, very roomy codpiece

          Was re-reading some of the early comics, and is the Faerie Prime really the one who first cursed Thane?

        2. I forget where it was mention, but Jayce mention that it was a different faerie then the one bothering Heather. It the hair color, but that sorta hard to tell, as it was black and white.

        3. Has the same outfit, but Faerie Prime is missing the gloves of the Golden Shower Faerie

  11. If the wizard can no longer feel anything in his crotch then thats just all the funnier.

    But really, I’m trying to imagine any number of previous scenarios the wizard has been in where Herman could have been an inconvenience. Imagine his comments when Aidan became Nadia. Or imagine its loud comments and results when he was “inspecting” Heather… there’s no hiding horny intent any more.

    1. It’s possible that ‘Herman’ has just been cursed with Premature Eruption (Sorceress still feels down there, it just ‘went off’ too soon)

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