Magnetic boobs? Interesting idea. I guess we’re in for a lot of symmetrical docking.
And Crystal definitely seems to have a thing about big breasts, to such an extent that she seems incapable of even understanding why people might like them. I wonder if her attitude isn’t that she’s jealous of large breasts and thus makes fun of busty women, but that she’s actually so incredibly vain and arrogant that she thinks she’s the pinnacle of physical attractiveness, flat chest and all.
Or maybe I’m just reading into panel 4 too much. Either way I’m looking forward to lots of big breasts squishing together, and the extra-big Baby is a good place to start.
Basically her attitude seems to be any girl who doesn’t look like her is plain at best and ugly/ridiculous/freakish at worst, and that anyone who thinks those girls are attractive is wrong and/or doesn’t know any better.
Hah! I did say magnetic, but wasn’t expecting this. I approve of the breastological captivatingness, though it’s going to be interesting to try and do her daily chores stuck to Baby like that. She had to have been pulled from quite a distance through the castle by that attractive force, unless I’m confoozled.
I don’t think she’s necessarily trying to make everyone hotter, she’s just enjoying lording “her” power over them, changing their bodies to her whims for hotter or uglier. Which of course is according to her view of attractiveness.
She seems to have a problem with breasts though: remember, she shrunk the red-head’s bewbs to nothing, and expanded Baby’s (whose were already a decent size), and now having a conniption about Marie’s becoming big and bountiful
Yes, we’ve been bad lately, but we’re working to get that back under control. I’m very sorry about the lack of timely updates and blog posts, it’s been a bit too hectic and I haven’t had much time to post here. All should return to normal soon.
Did you say you’ve been bad lately ?
Naughty too ? Santa won’t approve, unless you wear the lingerie he gifts you!
Jaycee
I haven’t been bad in that sense. (Well, I’ve been a *little* bad, but not very.) I’m always naughty, though, so I’m pretty sure I’m on Santa’s bad list… 😛
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
So long as he doesn’t reassign your file to Krampus, you’re probably alright.
Is she only able to make that one expression? Did she train so that she could permanently hold the ‘innocently smug’ look? She’s starting to remind me of a few ASOIAF characters.
I’m leaning that she regards herself as the pinnacle of womanly perfection and anything that deviates to much from her is considered ugly. Hence why she hates big breasts. I imagine she gave Baby a boost is along the lines of ‘if you like them that big, lets see how much you love these!’
I suspect Crystal has some kind of secret under wraps, iykwim. She’s also tempting the laws of fate getting her way so much with two mischievous fairies…
This is good fun, but I’m really digging the story arc. Crystal is flat, doesn’t like big boobs and since she’s controlling fairies, must not have had sex for quit some time – that has a lot of possibilities in this universe. 🙂
47 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #0333”
Michael
I’m confoozled, too, Baby. But it’s okay; Let’s just embrace the mystery. 🙂
Sheela
Yesss .. much embracing needs to be done!
Archerb
Magnetic boobs? Interesting idea. I guess we’re in for a lot of symmetrical docking.
And Crystal definitely seems to have a thing about big breasts, to such an extent that she seems incapable of even understanding why people might like them. I wonder if her attitude isn’t that she’s jealous of large breasts and thus makes fun of busty women, but that she’s actually so incredibly vain and arrogant that she thinks she’s the pinnacle of physical attractiveness, flat chest and all.
Or maybe I’m just reading into panel 4 too much. Either way I’m looking forward to lots of big breasts squishing together, and the extra-big Baby is a good place to start.
Guesticus
They have their own gravitational pull
MidnightDStroyer
It could become a problem when multiple boobs collapse into a Point Singularity…
Sheela
That’s what pushup bra’s are for!
Archerb
Basically her attitude seems to be any girl who doesn’t look like her is plain at best and ugly/ridiculous/freakish at worst, and that anyone who thinks those girls are attractive is wrong and/or doesn’t know any better.
bob-aw
Hah! I did say magnetic, but wasn’t expecting this. I approve of the breastological captivatingness, though it’s going to be interesting to try and do her daily chores stuck to Baby like that. She had to have been pulled from quite a distance through the castle by that attractive force, unless I’m confoozled.
Guesticus
No, they weren’t that far apart, you could see FemLucky in the same panel with Marie
Guesticus
Wait, big bewbs on humans is ugly, but big bewbs on non-humans is… also ugly? Attempting to figure out Crystal no-tits here
Archerb
I don’t think she’s necessarily trying to make everyone hotter, she’s just enjoying lording “her” power over them, changing their bodies to her whims for hotter or uglier. Which of course is according to her view of attractiveness.
Guesticus
She seems to have a problem with breasts though: remember, she shrunk the red-head’s bewbs to nothing, and expanded Baby’s (whose were already a decent size), and now having a conniption about Marie’s becoming big and bountiful
Gustav
I bet Thane would have gone nuts if he was caught in between those breasts.
Tiryakou
…her…face…never…changes… D:
Kol Drake
Fairy botox…
Guesticus
She’s a plastic mannequin brought to life through hate
Jaycee
That’s… vivid.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Guesticus
But is it accurate? o_O
Gallstone
Gaaah… so this is where Attitude got the idea for that curse she would later put on Mandy… (Early blog ref.)
Jaycee
Good catch! 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
Cheers. That curse kind of stuck in the mind.
George
Wait a second… Wasn’t there something like this in the early blog?
Gallstone
Yes. Yes, there was.
Gallstone
The victim was living in a nunnery at the time. :-/
Templar
Man, you upload schedule is all over the place! You must be super busy or something is restricting you from uploading 😉
Can’t wait for more blog!
Jaycee
Yes, we’ve been bad lately, but we’re working to get that back under control. I’m very sorry about the lack of timely updates and blog posts, it’s been a bit too hectic and I haven’t had much time to post here. All should return to normal soon.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Sheela
Did you say you’ve been bad lately ?
Naughty too ? Santa won’t approve, unless you wear the lingerie he gifts you!
Jaycee
I haven’t been bad in that sense. (Well, I’ve been a *little* bad, but not very.) I’m always naughty, though, so I’m pretty sure I’m on Santa’s bad list… 😛
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
So long as he doesn’t reassign your file to Krampus, you’re probably alright.
da Doctah
Confoozled is good. Me like confoozled.
lbar
Is she only able to make that one expression? Did she train so that she could permanently hold the ‘innocently smug’ look? She’s starting to remind me of a few ASOIAF characters.
I’m leaning that she regards herself as the pinnacle of womanly perfection and anything that deviates to much from her is considered ugly. Hence why she hates big breasts. I imagine she gave Baby a boost is along the lines of ‘if you like them that big, lets see how much you love these!’
Gallstone
ASOIAF?
Michael
A Song Of Ice And Fire. Also known as Game of Thrones in the HBO adaption.
Gallstone
Oh, that series. Thanks for explaining.
Obakeinu
Best depiction of Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation… EVAR! ;-p
Sheela
I like this new attraction, it has the potential for much fun. 🙂
Migraine Maldetete
Srsly? Punny! Better than I might have hoped. Kudos.
MIaFillene
Okay…still hate her…but I gotta admit…this made me roflmao big tits….er…time! I meant time!
Jaycee
I breast you… *BET* you did! I meant *BET*!!!
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
MIaFillene
^>^ I’m glad I stuck around. Still dislike Crystal, but…we’ll see what comes about. >:D
Oberon
I win!
The fairies are granting wishes in the best of traditions. Big tits being a fairy thing but not a Crystal thing.
Jakk Frost
Yea, they’re both attractive, but Baby falls way outside my comfort zone on breast size, Way too huge. O.o Even Marie is borderline.
I like cantaloupes, not watermelons, and I’ll never understand those guys who like freakishly large boobs.
Jaycee
It follows the subsconscious theory that the bigger the boobs, the more sexual the owner is. Y’know, BIG visual signals and all that… 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
SAF
I suspect Crystal has some kind of secret under wraps, iykwim. She’s also tempting the laws of fate getting her way so much with two mischievous fairies…
Swede
I like Busty’s logic. She must have been to bustology school.
Phraught
This is good fun, but I’m really digging the story arc. Crystal is flat, doesn’t like big boobs and since she’s controlling fairies, must not have had sex for quit some time – that has a lot of possibilities in this universe. 🙂
Gallstone
She’s a virgin.
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