*There’s a bright golden laze on the palace!
There’s a bright golden glaze on the palace!
There’s wall to wall sex
Cos of Faerie-Folk hex,
And the servants and nobles
Are reduced to orgasmical wrecks-!
OH! What a beautiful princess!
OH! What a beautiful maid!
I’ve got a wonderful feeling
Ev’ryone’s gonna get laid!*
It troubles me somewhat that Crystal has, since her return, not done anything to her cousins beyond her usual passive-aggressive psychological warfare. Despite having a couple of cooperative faeries in tow, no magical shenanigans for relatives. Oh sure, transform a bunch of strangers physically and manipulate their urges, but hands off the prince and princess?
Crystal is actually a nice person, she’s just misunderstood.
Most of what she’s done brought joy the beneficiaries (the “tiny boobs” one was an outlier)
13 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #337”
Gallstone
Patience is headed for unconscious, a coma… or death. 0_0
And so is Lucky.
Michael
So– I guess Crystal and Busty just told Patience to go fuck herself….
Gallstone
Kind of reminds you of Herman and Velvet, doesn’t it? Albeit without the show tunes…
Michael
Shame. I LIKE show tunes. 🙂
Michael
*There’s a bright golden laze on the palace!
There’s a bright golden glaze on the palace!
There’s wall to wall sex
Cos of Faerie-Folk hex,
And the servants and nobles
Are reduced to orgasmical wrecks-!
OH! What a beautiful princess!
OH! What a beautiful maid!
I’ve got a wonderful feeling
Ev’ryone’s gonna get laid!*
MIaFillene
You evil bastard…that was BRILLIANT! *dances!*
Gallstone
*golf clap* Well done.
Jaycee
Well done, sir, well done.
*takes a bow*
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
da Doctah
It troubles me somewhat that Crystal has, since her return, not done anything to her cousins beyond her usual passive-aggressive psychological warfare. Despite having a couple of cooperative faeries in tow, no magical shenanigans for relatives. Oh sure, transform a bunch of strangers physically and manipulate their urges, but hands off the prince and princess?
Michael
She’s saving the worst for last, I’ll wager.
da Doctah
Exactly. What’s bothering me about it is waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Gallstone
So far.
Lurker
Crystal is actually a nice person, she’s just misunderstood.
Most of what she’s done brought joy the beneficiaries (the “tiny boobs” one was an outlier)
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