With the new format, I’m doing away with the titles. The story will go on from week to week, with no more gag-like punchlines (though there may be cliffhangers…).
Sure, but I’d think that someone walking through an area and having faeries cast spells on everyone they pass by would catch a knife in the back, or front, at some point. It’s a fairly hostile thing to do, and it could easily be met with equal hostility.
All of you are being pretty mean to poor Crystal, no wonder she lashes out.
I am pretty sure that she’s really a sweet girl inside and just needs a little love to bloom and blossom.
I, for one, am willing to give her that chance, to reach out and touch her delicate soul, to let it soar…
Unfortunately, I am kind of preoccupied at the moment, being devoured by giant spiders in some dark, god forsaken cave, so somebody else will have to do it instead. Any volunteers?
So you’re saying she acts this way because she can’t find love, like Heather, but unlike her cousin she couldn’t even get her rocks off… which has caused her to torment the people around her with faerie-power.
I can see the retribution that, whilst it will be a while coming, will be wonderfully ironic and justly deserved. However I do get the feeling that it will be delivered at the hands of two very irate and vengeful fairies.
Guesticus
Or at least one Faerie (the other one seems to be doing it willingly, and she is still a Faerie afterall: humans are just playthings to them)
Well she clearly loves treating others as her playthings, she’d probably be a horrible person to cross paths with even without faeries serving her. Although if she really wanted to mess with Karma she should’ve gotten rid of those amazing hips too.
Now I’m going to amuse myself imaging Patience and Fem!Lucius exploring each other’s changes, if you’ll excuse me.
Isn’t karma still under the influence of that potion that causes her thoughts to become reality? So couldn’t she just undo the small breasts? Or did the potion wear off already?
I dunno. So far she’s just doing what the faeries were already doing, just with a mean face rather than callous whimsy. It’s (slightly) like everyone loving the Joker and then booing when the Penguin shows up. Yeah, he’s ugly and lacks style, but really it’s just more over-the-top badguy stuff.
Not sure what to do with Marie. Hmmm. Suppose she grants her similar power to her own, thinking that a frumpy drudge with power would love to do nasty things to people, and that she can just sit back and watch the fun. But this being Marie, she uses that power for good, and really lets Crystal have it.
Yeah, that was my reaction too when the idea first crossed my mind. o_O about sums it up.
It’s not like that would be the weirdest thing that’s going to happen to Lucky in his current situation, I mean statistically it’s most likely that he’s going to get banged of jizzed on by the girl with the giant invisible wang.
You know… there is something important to consider.
Even if by accident, the Wizard undid Thanification.
If he can do that, maybe he can break the curses on Thane, and the poor schlub can finally go home and rest.
54 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #0330”
tramline
No title?
Jaycee
With the new format, I’m doing away with the titles. The story will go on from week to week, with no more gag-like punchlines (though there may be cliffhangers…).
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Seta
I think i will miss them.
Jaycee
I won’t… It was sometimes torture to find a good title.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gary Phillips
You could give it a title like “Bloomin’ Faeries! #0330” 🙂
Oberon
Or even “Crystal’s Method”
Lurker
Let the mayhem commence!
Anonymous
I wonder if Karma will be able to reverse the spell on her boobs since she is under that magic potion that causes her thoughts to become reality.?
TJgalon
Wow, she having a blast.
Jaycee
Wouldn’t you? 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
TJgalon
very true, still makes me wonder too, what to come, from the forlorning we got before.
Oberon
Sure, but I’d think that someone walking through an area and having faeries cast spells on everyone they pass by would catch a knife in the back, or front, at some point. It’s a fairly hostile thing to do, and it could easily be met with equal hostility.
JustSomePornWatcher
You know that’s most likely a guy dressing like a woman right?
TJgalon
wouldn’t that be a funny twist.
Guesticus
You would think Heather and Albert would noticed that about their cousin…
TJgalon
Well girls and boys sorta look the same when younger, and who knows when the last time they say her last too.
Anonymous
….Get punched in the face by several very angry women?
lbar
….Get beaten by several very angry women? I mean seriously your not even trying your basically horrible and have no regard for others.
When all this blows up in your face I wouldn’t be shocked if you ended up several different kinds of transformed ‘and’ Thanified.
Gallstone
Yikes… =_0 Crystal is going to be really hated before this is all over.
Jaycee
She’s already very hated… Poor misunderstood Crystal… Is there NO ONE who has some affection for her? No one?
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Catfish
I’ve been here long enough to know a hint when I read one.
Sheela
Crystal loves Crystal.
Lurker
All of you are being pretty mean to poor Crystal, no wonder she lashes out.
I am pretty sure that she’s really a sweet girl inside and just needs a little love to bloom and blossom.
I, for one, am willing to give her that chance, to reach out and touch her delicate soul, to let it soar…
Unfortunately, I am kind of preoccupied at the moment, being devoured by giant spiders in some dark, god forsaken cave, so somebody else will have to do it instead. Any volunteers?
Gallstone
So you’re saying she acts this way because she can’t find love, like Heather, but unlike her cousin she couldn’t even get her rocks off… which has caused her to torment the people around her with faerie-power.
Jaycee
I’m saying no such thing. 😛
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Kol Drake
I know Crystal is ‘shaking things up’ but, I admit, I really hate this character. Plus what she’s done to Scarlet and Baby is a crime against Nature.
Jaycee
She is rather bothersome…
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
kailuun
I can see the retribution that, whilst it will be a while coming, will be wonderfully ironic and justly deserved. However I do get the feeling that it will be delivered at the hands of two very irate and vengeful fairies.
Guesticus
Or at least one Faerie (the other one seems to be doing it willingly, and she is still a Faerie afterall: humans are just playthings to them)
Urazz
Well, on the plus side, Patience will be able to use that dick in a more proper way with Lucky now at least. lol
Jake
She was already using it in a proper way.
Archerb
Well she clearly loves treating others as her playthings, she’d probably be a horrible person to cross paths with even without faeries serving her. Although if she really wanted to mess with Karma she should’ve gotten rid of those amazing hips too.
Now I’m going to amuse myself imaging Patience and Fem!Lucius exploring each other’s changes, if you’ll excuse me.
Anonymous
Isn’t karma still under the influence of that potion that causes her thoughts to become reality? So couldn’t she just undo the small breasts? Or did the potion wear off already?
easytarget
I dunno. So far she’s just doing what the faeries were already doing, just with a mean face rather than callous whimsy. It’s (slightly) like everyone loving the Joker and then booing when the Penguin shows up. Yeah, he’s ugly and lacks style, but really it’s just more over-the-top badguy stuff.
Sheela
Good points, well made.
That doesn’t make her any nicer though.
Wowlock
She touches Mary…She dies…Period.
Urazz
Depends on what she does I guess. I’ll laugh if she turns her back into a sexy maid.
da Doctah
Not sure what to do with Marie. Hmmm. Suppose she grants her similar power to her own, thinking that a frumpy drudge with power would love to do nasty things to people, and that she can just sit back and watch the fun. But this being Marie, she uses that power for good, and really lets Crystal have it.
Anonymous
off with her head
Sheela
Maybe with his new form, Patience will finally like him.
Guesticus
Isn’t Patience more into… oh right, yes, good point
Sheela
And Patience currently have a huge schlong to play with.
Seems like Lucky will have all the penetration he .. erhh .. *she* wants! 🙂
Guesticus
She still has the invisi-dick? o_O
Archerb
Yeah, you can see it in the panel with her and Lucky. Her left hand is groping it through her trousers.
Guesticus
Yeah, spotted it (again) after asking 🙁
Fenris
So far she’s just an extra large fairy with a very small chest and very prudish.
Guesticus
So, fairly much the opposite of a Faerie? o_O
Joe joestar
“Horny readers.”
Sovrin
I can’t say I really complain about the changes to Baby! But I still don’t like this lady….
Lurker
Where’s Choppy?
bob-aw
Now why do I suddenly want Lucky to get Thanified?
Guesticus
You mean the former guy get banged or jizzed on by Thane? o_O
bob-aw
Yeah, that was my reaction too when the idea first crossed my mind. o_O about sums it up.
It’s not like that would be the weirdest thing that’s going to happen to Lucky in his current situation, I mean statistically it’s most likely that he’s going to get banged of jizzed on by the girl with the giant invisible wang.
Gallstone
You know… there is something important to consider.
Even if by accident, the Wizard undid Thanification.
If he can do that, maybe he can break the curses on Thane, and the poor schlub can finally go home and rest.
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