All right, so I had been speeding a little. Not a crime, right? (Well, it’s illegal, but not criminally illegal, right?) Anyway, that overzealous police officer decided she hadn’t met her weekly quota or something, and flashed her lights to get me to pull over. I did, seeing as I’m a good citizen and all. Attitude and Minx were hovering near me.
“You’re not very good at this, are you?” Attitude said, giving me a critical look.
Minx landed on my shoulder and stood on her tiptoes looking behind the car in the direction of the incoming officer.
“Oh! The officer’s approaching,” she announced. “And guess what? It’s a SHE!”
I rolled down my window, hoping my helpfulness would score me some points. Moments later, the female officer leaned in, looking at me from behind her sunglasses. She was a ‘SHE’ all right! Her shot-sleeved blouse was straining to contain what had to be an impressive set of knockers.
“Sir? You were going 20 above she speed limit,” she declared. I could just hum and haw… She continued, unperturbed. “I’m going to ask you to step out of the car, please.”
Her breasts were voluminous and hypnotic, and I couldn’t stop staring at them while I opened the door and stepped out. I really wanted to look at her face, but those puppies enthralled me. They looked properly packed in a tight bra to avoid unprofessional bouncing, but I just knew they had to be magnificient.
“I’m doing to need to see your papers, sir,” she continued, her tone irritated.
Before any of you get on my case about what happened next, let me confess right away–yes, I should have STOPPED staring at her breasts. It wasn’t right. But they were so perfect I couldn’t take my eyes off them.
“Wow…” I murmured, trying hard not to look or sound like a lech.
“Sir?!” she said, her irritation going up one notch.
I kept staring.
“All right,” she snapped. “I’ve just about HAD IT with these stares!”
She forcefully grabbed me by the shoulders, spun me around and slammed me on the hood of my car, one arm locked behind my back.
“It’s like you men just can’t think about anything else!”
To be fair, when presented with spectacular breasts like these, she was right. I, for one, could not think about anything else.
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Gallstone
Even the prospect of a fine and possibly losing your license couldn’t make you stop staring? ó_o Did Attitude hex ’em to become literally hypnotic or something?
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