Jaycee brought this Lana girl to our apartment last night. Lana, Lana, Lana. No forgetting her name, he certainly cried it often enough. And LOUD enough. This little faerie couldn’t get any sleep. And then they talked, for something like an hour. Bla bla bla. Why can’t he be like just any other guy and roll over, and fall asleep?
The only upside of their chatter is that I learned she has insensitive nipples, unlike her friend Cathy. Envy. Such a naughty emotion. I guess there was only thing I could do: swap their nipples.
I guess we’ll soon see if the grass is greener on the other side…
–Attitude
2 thoughts on “Nipple Swapping”
Recker
I predicted you will strike soon and it came true >=) still waiting to hear about Brooke from Jaycee. Care to convince him to break it out to us readers soon? Thanks!
Attitude
Oooh, you’re a sharp one, aren’t you? Look, I can make predictions too: “Tomorrow, the sun will rise in the morning, and set at night.”
Heh.
As for Brooke, all things in due time. Jaycee needs to get over his anger a little bit, or what’s going to happen won’t be as much fun.
Trust me.
–Attitude
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