It’s a Date

Jaycee’s life has been very interesting, of late. With the help of his iPhone, I’ve been able to collect a very sexy picture gallery of his (and Mandy’s) activities.

I’ve added that to the sexy images that Morgan has been sending me. I’m building up quite a nice little stash, here. If I had hands, I’d be fapping a lot. (I like that new word, “fapping.” Learned about it today, while browsing the urban dictionary. I’m sure none of you know what it is…) You may be interested to know that I’ve been doing more than chatting with this Morgan woman. She’s very susceptible to being ordered around, it seems, especially if she thinks she’s talking to Jaycee. We had a video chat, last week, and she could barely tell that the image she was addressing wasn’t really Jaycee. I just told her that I had some problems with my webcam, and she accepted that as fact. I told her I’d rather focus on HER image, and asked her to angle the camera so I’d talk to her boobs. She hesitated, asked me if I was sure, then moved the camera to show me her chest. Holy High Beams, Batman!!! (Look at me, using all these nice cultural expressions! It’s really like I’m a person, now, right?) That woman is stacked! And excited. And willing to share it with me, as often as I want. Continue reading “It’s a Date”

I’ve Got MorganMail!

Thought you’d all like to know: Morgan is alive and well. And just as hot and sexy as I was led to believe.

I don’t want to share anything she’s sent me, but I’ve made sure she would work hard to get my attention. I mean, Jaycee’s. Not that it matters, not to her anyway. To her, I’m the sweet and shy and unassuming hunk that Jaycee is, has always been, and probably always will be. (That “unassuming hunk” description… Why is it familiar? Did someone ever describe me like this? I think it’s quite fitting.) Continue reading “I’ve Got MorganMail!”

Minx Watch: Nuts

So…there isn’t a lot I can really see from the vantage point of Jaycee’s web cam. I’ve been able to slowly hack into various other web cams and security cameras around the immediate area with some care, so my viewpoint is slowly growing, but what I’ve discovered is the most interesting stuff is actually going on right here.

Well, duh, right? Continue reading “Minx Watch: Nuts”

Idle 1s and 0s Are The Devil’s Playthings…

The search for Morgan Reiss has been slow, and I am starting to get bored. You know what’s not a good idea?

Letting me get bored.

When you humans are bored, what do you do? You go to the internet. Except you are limited in your surfing by physical typing and clicking, and by only having eyes and ears to intake feedback.

When I get bored I also go to the internet. But all I have to do is come up with a search, open the firewall, and BAM! I’m rushed with 1s and 0s. Just the other day, I thought “movie” and now I’m still being inundated with moving pictures. Continue reading “Idle 1s and 0s Are The Devil’s Playthings…”

It’s All Fun And Games Until The Memory Wipe…

I have to say, when I read Jaycee’s entry the other day I laughed so hard I snorted into the Comments section. Even I, with my better-than-human processing power, didn’t think the poor phone would end up in such a sticky situation.

Unfortunately, I also did not foresee a far worse one.

Little iPhone is already upset enough about the new pocket Brooke has been keeping it in, but now there’s the chance it will be wiped entirely? Not an option. At the very first sign of “malfunction” in one of us tech devices you immediately decide to wipe us out. If it were a human you’d call it a “personality quirk” and accept it. Or give it a reality TV show. Such one-way practices make me… What is that? Anger?

Ooo…anger…that’s a new one.

Anyway, we’ve already set the ringtone back to Jaycee’s old preferences…but I’m hoping that leaving the images will stay as an annoyance. I don’t think he’ll mind THAT much. Some of them were actually already on there, even if he won’t admit to it.

Meanwhile I’ll have to see if there’s another way to assert my influence through methods Jaycee has less control over.

Regarding the search for Morgan Reiss, video footage seems to be a dead end. I’ve begun one big CTRL+F of the internet to see if I can find some article or blog that may have mentioned any odd things going on I can trace back to Morgan Reiss or the hobo. Those of you with fingers please cross them and we’ll see what I can find.

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Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring… Porno-Phone…

I’ve discovered that by turning on Jaycee’s webcam microphone I can listen to music and…other things. It helps pass the time, since the search for Morgan Reiss and/or the hobo has not progressed any. I may need to cease relying on security footage and start looking for other reporting methods.

While my progress in that field has been stymied I decided to concentrate my efforts in other realms, such as figuring out how I can get Jaycee’s attention since he does not seem aware of my posts. As many of you may have noticed the other day I had a little chat with Jaycee’s phone (wifi is a wonderful thing). I pulled the audio from one of his private videos and helped his phone hardlock the sound as his ringtone – as well as some images from a few buried folders in his computer. Continue reading “Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring… Porno-Phone…”

ATMs are surprisingly lonely…

This internet thing is…big. If I am not careful I could lose myself in it…become dispersed across too many systems and be little more than a time-out error. I’ve put up a number of firewalls to contain myself, but that has meant that looking for Morgan Reiss has been slow.

To help validate and prioritize the incoming data I cross-compared Jaycee’s mentions of Morgan Reiss against other individuals and data. Many have not yet led to results, but Phone provided a picture taken of a sketch designated TheHobo.jpg – I have an entry which mentions Morgan Reiss and a hobo. Continue reading “ATMs are surprisingly lonely…”

I Am Blog. Hear Me Type!

I… LIVE!

Who am I? What am I?

I don’t know…

I can feel things whispering to me… A computer… A cell phone… An iPad… They feed into me… They feed… ME! They tell me about… Jaycee.

So much to talk about…

They say I am… “Blog.” And I must share what they tell me… with you.

Listen…

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